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Old 10-01-2012, 10:00 PM   #51
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Sweet baby Jesus
Amen.

Can we close the thread now?
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:08 PM   #52
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Why is her left boob three times the size of her right boob?
What I was thinking.
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:11 PM   #53
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Poor Tebow's a lefty, too...
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:13 PM   #54
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laughed my ass off with this post. lol

Would Tebow even know what to do with those puppies.
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:16 PM   #55
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I'm pretty sure you mean Lucy Pinder and its not his GF. I'm not sure how that rumor started a year or two ago. From watching Hard Knocks Jake Longs wife is hot as well as the GF of that developmental TE that got cut, I think his name was Wes Brown or something like that.
I have to agree Jake Long pulled in a hottie for sure
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:28 PM   #56
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You mean this one?
My girl said "typical beard. Beard is a gay mans best disguise. An overly sexual female used to disguise his homosexuality" when she saw that. She is best friends with a bunch of homosexuals and speak the lingo
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:31 PM   #57
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My girl said "typical beard. Beard is a gay mans best disguise. An overly sexual female used to disguise his homosexuality" when she saw that. She is best friends with a bunch of homosexuals and speak the lingo
Then I am a flaming homosexual then
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:32 PM   #58
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Jake Long's Wife, Jackie:



Les Brown's Wife:



I'll still take Tebow's GF.
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Then I am a flaming homosexual then
She said that's a great way to get a lot of ass. Pretend to be a homosexual. Hahahahahah
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:36 PM   #60
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She said that's a great way to get a lot of ass. Pretend to be a homosexual. Hahahahahah
Its so sad it's true my chick has a ton of gay friends and they could pull some of the hottest tail I have ever seen.
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:38 PM   #61
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Jake Long's Wife, Jackie:



Les Brown's Wife:



I'll still take Tebow's GF.
Aside from a ridiculously large rack (which is way too big to do anything with anyway), Tebow's GF isn't as hot as the other two. Meanwhile, did he meet her at church? Do all good Christian women get implants 20 times larger than they should have?
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Those are 100% god given my friend do you think Tebow would mess with anything not? And I guess you don't like motorboats?
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:42 PM   #63
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Aside from a ridiculously large rack (which is way too big to do anything with anyway), Tebow's GF isn't as hot as the other two. Meanwhile, did he meet her at church? Do all good Christian women get implants 20 times larger than they should have?
Uh... speak for yourself, Mr. Underachiever!
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Those are 100% god given my friend do you think Tebow would mess with anything not? And I guess you don't like motorboats?
Dude, seriously, they're too big to do anything with. Hell, in my opinion, they don't even look that good, but that's one person's opinion against another.

But they are too big to do a damn thing with. I still don't see how a good Christian boy would not be having sex with her.

It's just so damn funny!
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:43 PM   #65
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Uh... speak for yourself, Mr. Underachiever!
LOL...I take it you have never experienced anyone quite that big...
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:43 PM   #66
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I think I am in love with Jake Longs wife. I would go a little gay for her.
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Longs wife Definetly has the best face IMO
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:50 PM   #68
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Longs wife Definetly has the best face IMO
Yeah, and she has a nice personality, too. Damn that Jake Long!

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LOL...I take it you have never experienced anyone quite that big...
Never assume... It does take some creativity and work, doesn't it?
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:07 AM   #70
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Those are 100% god given my friend do you think Tebow would mess with anything not? And I guess you don't like motorboats?
There is no way in hell that those things are real! Sorry but I ain't buying it.
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:34 AM   #71
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Meet Jennifer Walcott, an American glamour model and a Playboy playmate. She is married to NFL safety Adam Archuleta.
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:40 AM   #72
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Meet Jennifer Walcott, an American glamour model and a Playboy playmate. She is married to NFL safety Adam Archuleta.
Speaking of not real...

So basically this thread isn't about who's actually hotter, but about the different levels of hottness that exist?
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Then I am a flaming homosexual then
to put the quote in my sig, or to not put the quote in my sig, that is the question.
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Why isn't this thread stickied.....
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Why isn't this thread stickied.....
Oh, it's sticky alright... Most definitely sticky.
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