Funny Wedding Stories

[SpastikMooss]

So lobo's thread made me think of this, especially after watching a video I found last night. My father-in-law gave me a bunch of their random VHS since I'm like the only person who still loves VHS. Some were real tapes, others were stuff they taped, including some movies but also just random crap. One was labeled wedding and it turned out to be my wife's cousin's wedding reception way back in 1998. I've heard stories about that one forever (they almost fought after the cake feeding; the husband was carried out drunk, etc.) and it all came true on tape and was actually hilarious to watch.

I don't think that makes a great story, but I'm sure some people have some, so I'll ask, what's your funniest/craziest wedding story? Could be yours, could be someone else's, whatever, as long as it's funny!

My own wedding was pretty normal, but the cake part was interesting. When we did the cake thing I used a fork (why...I don't know) and actually ended up stabbing my wife in the face lol...luckily she was still good to go and understanding. But I never realized how tricky that part would be.