AbraCalabro
10-15-2018, 05:00 AM
I sent a card to MJ through the mail back in the 90s in the hopes of landing an autograph, it was a Fleer card. He (interns at Nike, but I like to pretend it was him) sent this back to me without an autograph, but at least my card was returned. Makes me wonder what would've happened if I had sent an Upper Deck card.
Maybe I should've lied and said I was an orphan...actually, scratch that, I used that story when I approached him in person when I was climbing Mt. Everest and ran into him there of all places, long story short he refused to sign and became furious, then he kicked me in the potato sack and I fell down the mountain, luckily I landed on a guy who had just retired from a life time of work that started out in coal mines and he eventually became the CEO of the mining company...doesn't matter though because when he broke my fall, he was crushed.
This cover photo was taken from the nose bleed section. The photographer that took this photo was called for a Flagrant Foul for being too close and ejected from the stadium where Michael Jordan's goons beat him up, ripped his jacket and gave him a black eye. I heard one of the referees also spit on the photographer, but I can't verify that.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1934/45284370502_be9d67c17a_z.jpg
Looking at the interior, you can see he gives you tips on how to play just as well as he does. However, he leaves out the part that involves being a major cash cow for the NBA, well, primarily for David Stern, who unleashes his army of sycophant referees to create a force field around him and how he landed the lead role of main character in the show called NBA Basketball who is never allowed to lose. Despite all that, I did put these moves to the test and still couldn't dunk at the time, so I don't recommend them at all.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1902/43518684500_6dd7f333a9_b.jpg
Anfernee Hardaway was ejected from the game for not letting Jordan steal the ball and dunk on a fast break.
I think one of these days I'm going to attend his camp so I can use his own moves against him. At his age, I can probably just bully him around and if he cries foul then I'll just push him and threaten to take away his prune juice, he's geriatric at this point so what's he going to do about it?
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1961/43518684530_c9c6f68fd0_b.jpg
The pamphlet was mailed back in one of those document mailers, they're just like bubble mailers, same color, except no padding.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1928/31460190468_ebd29828c3_z.jpg
THIS IS NFS - This is one of my cherished childhood memories here and one of my DREAM POSSESSIONS, it is absolutely NOT FOR SALE OR TRADE!!! (Unless, maybe, for the RIGHT PRICE, will also trade for autographed Jordan Exquisites, SPx Jordan autographs, Kobe Exquisites, Lebron Exquisites. Anything else that's super expensive.)
Maybe I should've lied and said I was an orphan...actually, scratch that, I used that story when I approached him in person when I was climbing Mt. Everest and ran into him there of all places, long story short he refused to sign and became furious, then he kicked me in the potato sack and I fell down the mountain, luckily I landed on a guy who had just retired from a life time of work that started out in coal mines and he eventually became the CEO of the mining company...doesn't matter though because when he broke my fall, he was crushed.
This cover photo was taken from the nose bleed section. The photographer that took this photo was called for a Flagrant Foul for being too close and ejected from the stadium where Michael Jordan's goons beat him up, ripped his jacket and gave him a black eye. I heard one of the referees also spit on the photographer, but I can't verify that.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1934/45284370502_be9d67c17a_z.jpg
Looking at the interior, you can see he gives you tips on how to play just as well as he does. However, he leaves out the part that involves being a major cash cow for the NBA, well, primarily for David Stern, who unleashes his army of sycophant referees to create a force field around him and how he landed the lead role of main character in the show called NBA Basketball who is never allowed to lose. Despite all that, I did put these moves to the test and still couldn't dunk at the time, so I don't recommend them at all.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1902/43518684500_6dd7f333a9_b.jpg
Anfernee Hardaway was ejected from the game for not letting Jordan steal the ball and dunk on a fast break.
I think one of these days I'm going to attend his camp so I can use his own moves against him. At his age, I can probably just bully him around and if he cries foul then I'll just push him and threaten to take away his prune juice, he's geriatric at this point so what's he going to do about it?
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1961/43518684530_c9c6f68fd0_b.jpg
The pamphlet was mailed back in one of those document mailers, they're just like bubble mailers, same color, except no padding.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1928/31460190468_ebd29828c3_z.jpg
THIS IS NFS - This is one of my cherished childhood memories here and one of my DREAM POSSESSIONS, it is absolutely NOT FOR SALE OR TRADE!!! (Unless, maybe, for the RIGHT PRICE, will also trade for autographed Jordan Exquisites, SPx Jordan autographs, Kobe Exquisites, Lebron Exquisites. Anything else that's super expensive.)