2019s Phallic Autos

[Elbert3i]

It seems like there is at least 1 every year, but out of 2 boxes I’ve been unfortunate enough to grab...no, not the right word...

pull...nope, still not the right word...

snag...nope, not the right word yet again...

Let me retry this....

Out of 2 boxes of Prizm Draft Picks, I had the unfortunate pleasure of opening 2 packs that contained these beauties.


That wasn’t right, either. I give up.

Anyways, here’s a couple terrible autos! What’s some of the worse you’ve seen from the early 2019 class?

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190402/7baf908a47f79924f671b2e9bb15327e.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190402/e180d07dcdba65f7cc8126bb56e07b3f.jpg


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[goodole13]

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with either one of those autos. There are far worse.

[Elbert3i]

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with either one of those autos. There are far worse.



Yeah, there are definitely way worse in previous years.

I’m just speaking solely on this years draft class, though. To me, these are some phallic autos.


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[TimBuckTwo]

Now isn't that a bunch of junk !

[TheFrenzy]

Length v Girth.

And there's no way Conrad's isn't intentional.

[Elbert3i]

Length v Girth.

And there's no way Conrad's isn't intentional.


Lmao my thoughts exactly. He wrote his name, then decided to draw a sack around the C.J., and kept it going from there. A+ for creativity...100%

Now isn't that a bunch of junk !


Thank you! I was hoping for some great puns in here to get through a Monday night!


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[marinocollector]

Eric Decker signs a pecker

[rman112]

Weiner on ya mind

[LCM1223]

Eric Decker signs a pecker

Apparently he’s packin

[jmscoggin]

Wishful thinking on the OP's part?

[HBMC]

Craig Biggio wins, perpetually.

[IronMonkey415]

I use to collect these dick autos as a fun side hobby.

Wanted to sell all of them as a lot.

[RYBOWSKI97]

I use to collect these dick autos as a fun side hobby.

Wanted to sell all of them as a lot.

lol why am i not surprised

[no10pin]

Wishful thinking on the OP's part?

LOL, that was my first thought. The eye sees what it wants to!

[Elbert3i]

Haha no wishful thinking here, just thought that some of you guys may want to see a little action.

I see those guys actually spoke up!

I wouldn’t spend too long looking at’em though, especially right before your bedtime. May be difficult to explain that dream to your ole lady!


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[RYBOWSKI97]

Haha no wishful thinking here, just thought that some of you guys may want to see a little action.

I see those guys actually spoke up!

I wouldn’t spend too long looking at’em though, especially right before your bedtime. May be difficult to explain that dream to your ole lady!


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have to give conrad some credit for creativity. i wonder if panini even notices it and asks them not to sign like that

[redboxer27]

rashan gary is the worst auto i've seen from 2019 draft picks and its not even close

[88horsepower]

I’d love to see you work with some ink blots.

[TheFrenzy]

Sometimes Terrance Williams would sign his autos in such a way that the dots from the I's fell within the loops of the L's, making it look like boobs.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/MFQAAOSwrBVangjx/s-l600.jpg

[superdan49]

https://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2016/11/dildo-103116-usnews-ftr_fn6oo4ycc6q11ekd4m44stmzr-390x285.jpg

[rman112]

Sometimes Terrance Williams would sign his autos in such a way that the dots from the I's fell within the loops of the L's, making it look like boobs.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/MFQAAOSwrBVangjx/s-l600.jpg

I'm seeing pretzel.

[Bassplayah101]

Some of the worst autos I've ever seen are on football cards.
It's like these guys never went to college.

Perhaps some just have a bad attitude about getting paid to write their name thousands of times for money.
Such a tough existance, I dont know how some of em do it.


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[Bassplayah101]

https://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2016/11/dildo-103116-usnews-ftr_fn6oo4ycc6q11ekd4m44stmzr-390x285.jpgReported.. for being hysterical.
Lolol.

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[Elbert3i]

I honestly didn’t expect this thread to be around by the morning. So I’m pretty shocked.


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[mnvikingstwins]

Freud is probably wondering why your mind is in the gutter

[Scottish Punk]

Some of the worst autos I've ever seen are on football cards.
It's like these guys never went to college.


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Oh, I am sure they were on campus at some point. Actually going to class.. ;)

[RAV2773]

I use to collect these dick autos as a fun side hobby.

Wanted to sell all of them as a lot.

You sure it was just for "a fun side hobby" monkey? Someone que up the Will Ferrell "I don't believe you" gif.

[JoshAllen3000]

Matt Barkley Topps Chrome rookie is still the winner... it's almost artistic

[Grid]

Dont forget Eric "Big D" Decker.

Bongggggg

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OVgAAOSwiONYPRa2/s-l500.jpg

He "nailed" the placement on the above... But the one below is simply glorious!

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/FFEAAOSw3GlcUzh6/s-l600.jpg

[Elbert3i]

Dont forget Eric "Big D" Decker.

Bongggggg

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OVgAAOSwiONYPRa2/s-l500.jpg

He "nailed" the placement on the above... But the one below is simply glorious!

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/FFEAAOSw3GlcUzh6/s-l600.jpg


That is absolutely a work of art. I don’t think I’ve seen his auto, so that definitely caught me off guard and made me legit lol.

Matt Barkley Topps Chrome rookie is still the winner... it's almost artistic


I haven’t seen it, but I’m on my way to look it up.



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[StickerAutoSuck]

Matt Barkley Topps Chrome rookie is still the winner... it's almost artistic

Oh my... I can't unsee it!! LOL!!!! :cry:

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/254137625195_/2013-Topps-Chrome-Refractor-SP-Variation-Matt-Barkley.jpg

[NYGiants72]

I use to collect these dick autos as a fun side hobby.

Wanted to sell all of them as a lot.

Mandate that the lot be shipped in one big bag and make reference to that in the title.

[LCM1223]

Mandate that the lot be shipped in one big bag and make reference to that in the title.

Is...is that a Louis C.K. reference?

[StickerAutoSuck]

And now I can't stop seeing them...

Terrell Edmunds is not playing around: https://www.blowoutforums.com/showthread.php?t=1284866