Do Not Use Gorilla Glue As Hairspray

[LRV]

And now the woman is suing because the label says " Do not use on eyes, skin or clothing" but doesn't mention hair..:rolleyes:

https://www.popbuzz.com/internet/viral/gorilla-glue-girl-suing-hair-tessica-brown-tiktok/

[Siberian13]

She’s an idiot
People are raising money for her on gofundme, even worse
She will never learn from this for many reasons
She should be charged for even considering suing.
She sucks

[oldgoldy97]

Agreed. People who get slapped for being dumb typically come back for more. Even when you think they’d know better.

[no10pin]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/zKOqnQprdq2gU/giphy.gif

[Deathgate]

https://i.imgur.com/b1zDI5N.gif

Learn your lesson, shave your head, and move on with your life.

[Saraste]

At least her hair won't move while riding in a convertible. :doh:

[Siberian13]

At least her hair won't move while riding in a convertible. :doh:

Probably wouldn’t be her hair anyways :)!

[LRV]

People are raising money for her on gofundme

I sent her tree-fiddy..

[Siberian13]

I sent her tree-fiddy..

Hard to pass up a good cause I guess

[Boo]

I sent her tree-fiddy..

Maybe she can buy longer eye lashes

[LRV]

Just saw that this woman is a teacher! :eek:

[ZappBrannigan]

Jackie Chile’s Client.

[Chrominator]

Tessica Brown Isn't The 'Gorilla Glue Girl,' She's A Black Woman Who Deserves Empathy (https://www.essence.com/articles/tessica-brown/)
'WHY IS IT SO EASY TO DEHUMANIZE BLACK WOMEN WHEN WE MAKE MISTAKES?'

:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:

I'm pretty certain this "dehumanizing" has everything to do with one's serious lack of brain cells and nothing to do with the color of one's skin.

[Deathgate]

Tessica Brown Isn't The 'Gorilla Glue Girl,' She's A Black Woman Who Deserves Empathy (https://www.essence.com/articles/tessica-brown/)
'WHY IS IT SO EASY TO DEHUMANIZE BLACK WOMEN WHEN WE MAKE MISTAKES?'

:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:

I'm pretty certain this "dehumanizing" has everything to do with one's serious lack of brain cells and nothing to do with the color of one's skin.

I found the story humorous, but still felt bad for her, RIGHT up to the point when she started talking about suing. Nope, at that point I could freely enjoy the whole situation.

[dherm360]

I hope she doesnt own a car, because I guarentee it does not say do not drink the gasoline at the pump
everything is not a person of color/no person of color but stupid is stupid

[Skipscards]

Ok. The label makes no mention of hair. But so what? Is she in any medical danger for having glue in her hair? If someone wants to glue their hair that is their business. I see no reason someone should warned about putting glue in their hair. What if someone loves their hairstyle so much they want to permanently keep it in place? Warning? Heck, they should advertise it as “permanent hold hair spray”.

[Siberian13]

Just saw that this woman is a teacher! :eek:

Least surprising thing so far

[rman112]

NSFW

O0VISsCBavw

[Y2Hood]

Human puts gorilla glue in hair, not shocked, not appalled.
Human wants to sue, again not shocked, not appalled.
Human is from my state, definitely not shocked, slightly irritated.

She's a teacher. Ok, now I'm flipping tables over and yelling. How in the world are those kids supposed to take their educator seriously from here on out? Every year, new batch of kids, "yeah that's the teacher that put glue in her hair."

From a chemistry and medical standpoint, I'm fascinated on how she's going to eventually get this removed, from what I've read the attempts to use acetone are causing tremendous pain for her. They're doing amazing things for shaved heads these days.

[oldgoldy97]

I suppose eating Elmer’s made her feel safe with Gorilla on her scalp.

[Chrominator]

Human puts gorilla glue in hair, not shocked, not appalled.
Human wants to sue, again not shocked, not appalled.
Human is from my state, definitely not shocked, slightly irritated.

She's a teacher. Ok, now I'm flipping tables over and yelling. How in the world are those kids supposed to take their educator seriously from here on out? Every year, new batch of kids, "yeah that's the teacher that put glue in her hair."

From a chemistry and medical standpoint, I'm fascinated on how she's going to eventually get this removed, from what I've read the attempts to use acetone are causing tremendous pain for her. They're doing amazing things for shaved heads these days.

I believe she's actually a daycare teacher (which is prob worse).

[ajlaxmn]

She’s an idiot
People are raising money for her on gofundme, even worse
She will never learn from this for many reasons
She should be charged for even considering suing.
She sucks


I saw that too. lawsuit? I should be able to sue her for spreading this stupidity.

People these days really seem to be uneducated with the simplest of things.


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[ssbledsoe]

I saw that too. lawsuit? I should be able to sue her for spreading this stupidity.

People these days really seem to be uneducated with the simplest of things.


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*law suite

Bobby Lowball on her retainer ???

[Whodatiz]

Brian Regan should have a field day with this one.

[bigdog2003]

Once in college, me and friends rented a lake house for the summer. One night I accidentally glued myself to myself while watching a video.

[GoTribe!!!]

Once in college, me and friends rented a lake house for the summer. One night I accidentally glued myself to myself while watching a video.
Jim, is that you?

[Ruslinjimmies]

Once in college, me and friends rented a lake house for the summer. One night I accidentally glued myself to myself while watching a video.

I understood that reference

[ssbledsoe]

Once in college, me and friends rented a lake house for the summer. One night I accidentally glued myself to myself while watching a video.

Pies create less problems???

[callou2131]

Brb... headed to the garage to find something to spray on myself that doesnt tell me not too, cause I dont want to work for a living anymore.

[escapegoat]

perhaps she thought gorilla glue was slang for something else

[clocsta2323]

Easy lesson is don't send your kids to school these days. That beast probably blames white privilege.

[LRV]

Where Ma Hair??

https://tessicamerch.com/

[Chrominator]

eT6NUxmUrvk

[Saraste]

Where Ma Hair??

https://tessicamerch.com/

:cry::cry::cry:

[Siberian13]

eT6NUxmUrvk

Man that show is awful these days

[Chrominator]

Man that show is awful these days

I agree.

[Skipscards]

Man that show is awful these days

Maybe but that was pretty funny.

[TheFrenzy]

Man that show is awful these days

Hands down the funniest SNL skit ever:

X-XuT5qKt00

Another strong contender:

PfPdYYsEfAE

[Siberian13]

Hands down the funniest SNL skit ever:

X-XuT5qKt00

Another strong contender:

PfPdYYsEfAE

Holy lowered expectations Frenzy. This is the best you can find in the history of SNL? :(

[LRV]

eT6NUxmUrvk

We know its going to be hard to get a gorilla to court & sue him over his glue..

[quackhead]

She has an agent now :doh:

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-now-has-a-full-time-agent/

[lietuvalabas]

She has an agent now :doh:

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-now-has-a-full-time-agent/

Why is it that when I'm a moron it usually costs me money? I must be doing my stupid stuff wrong...

[JeremyNick]

Looks like the might have a class action lawsuit brewing.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-drinks-gorilla-glue-rimmed-170300253.html

[sportzluvr1]

Better than trying to get a real job.

Gorilla glue.

[dbackschamp2001]

Why is it that when I'm a moron it usually costs me money? I must be doing my stupid stuff wrong...

You have to record your stupid stuff and post it online.

[NeedChapmans]

Looks like the might have a class action lawsuit brewing.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-drinks-gorilla-glue-rimmed-170300253.html

Can you imagine starting a company 30 years ago, hiring hundreds of employees, generating eight figures in revenue every year from the sale of your products and then watching this unfold in real time?

Amazing.

[bigdog2003]

Looks like the might have a class action lawsuit brewing.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-drinks-gorilla-glue-rimmed-170300253.html

Sounds like that guy should try another challenge. Put gorilla glue on his lips and hold them shut, then put gorilla glue in both nostrils and hold them shut.

[Chrominator]

Looks like the might have a class action lawsuit brewing.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-drinks-gorilla-glue-rimmed-170300253.html

https://www.brproud.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/80/2021/02/Len-Martin-Cup-Used-with-Permission-1.jpg?w=876

:doh:

[Siberian13]

https://www.brproud.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/80/2021/02/Len-Martin-Cup-Used-with-Permission-1.jpg?w=876

:doh:

Looks like the clown he is

[Saraste]

Looks like the might have a class action lawsuit brewing.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-drinks-gorilla-glue-rimmed-170300253.html

Is this the newest challenge to hit the interwebs, the Gorilla Glue challenge? Also if that woman has an agent, it makes me wonder if this was all planned. :doh:

[Siberian13]

Is this the newest challenge to hit the interwebs, the Gorilla Glue challenge? Also if that woman has an agent, it makes me wonder if this was all planned. :doh:

She doesn’t seem smart enough to even plan this. Definitely not the mastermind.

[Wombat]

is it made with 10% real Harambe?

[LRV]

Gorilla Glue Girl surgeon wants to sell his own "magical formula"
By Lee Brown February 17, 2021

The plastic surgeon who freed “Gorilla Glue girl” Tessica Brown’s locks hopes his “magical solution” could take hold — and is “in talks” to make it commercially available.

Dr. Michael Obeng, 47, told TMZ that requests for surgery at his Beverly Hills business have seen a “hundredfold increase” since he saved the Louisiana mom’s hair, which had been stuck for more than a month when she used Gorilla Glue after running out of her usual spray.

He has also been contacted by companies hoping to produce the secret formula he came up with to remove the tight-holding gunk.

“We have had a lot of inquiries,” he said of his “magical solution.”

“We are in talks … to go commercial and make it available for people who have had Crazy Glue, Gorilla Glue or any type of adhesive glue that is not easily dissolved,” he told the outlet.

[quackhead]

Why is it that when I'm a moron it usually costs me money? I must be doing my stupid stuff wrong...

Gonna have to find something stupid to do with some T-Rex Tape :)!

[Siberian13]

Gorilla Glue Girl surgeon wants to sell his own "magical formula"
By Lee Brown February 17, 2021

The plastic surgeon who freed “Gorilla Glue girl” Tessica Brown’s locks hopes his “magical solution” could take hold — and is “in talks” to make it commercially available.

Dr. Michael Obeng, 47, told TMZ that requests for surgery at his Beverly Hills business have seen a “hundredfold increase” since he saved the Louisiana mom’s hair, which had been stuck for more than a month when she used Gorilla Glue after running out of her usual spray.

He has also been contacted by companies hoping to produce the secret formula he came up with to remove the tight-holding gunk.

“We have had a lot of inquiries,” he said of his “magical solution.”

“We are in talks … to go commercial and make it available for people who have had Crazy Glue, Gorilla Glue or any type of adhesive glue that is not easily dissolved,” he told the outlet.

Everyone making money off this situation.

[SearchPatrol]

I see she's back in the news

Gorilla Glue girl’ gets stem cell therapy after another hair debacle

https://nypost.com/2021/12/08/gorilla-glue-girl-turns-to-stem-cells-and-prp-to-save-hair/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

[coltsnsox07]

She must have real good health insurance, meanwhile my dad can't get his leaking heart valve checked at his $hitty VA hospital..

[pingbling23]

Do not pay people to beat you up in a fake hate crime. You will go to prison.

[rman112]

Do not pay people to beat you up in a fake hate crime. You will go to prison.

If you ever need to defend yourself, use one of Alec Baldwin's self-shooting guns.

[pingbling23]

If you ever need to defend yourself, use one of Alec Baldwin's self-shooting guns.

Don’t try it in Kenosha, the da’s office there says you lose the right to self defense if you are armed. So much for the 2nd amendment.

[Boo]

Do not pay people to beat you up in a fake hate crime. You will go to prison.

Likely no prison. :coffee::coffee:

[Arianny_Fan]

Sandpaper......

[marl1220]

Least surprising thing so far

https://c.tenor.com/tMuNyHDAzSMAAAAM/middle-finger-flipping-off.gif

[pingbling23]

Likely no prison. :coffee::coffee:

150 days in jail, 30 months probation, and $145k in fines.

[LRV]

Posted: Feb 24, 2022 ST. BERNARD PARISH, La. (KLFY) —

Most people know Tessica Brown as the “Gorilla Glue Girl,” but that’s not all she is. The St. Bernard Parish, La. native is a mother, and her passion lies in her daycare center and dance team. She now also owns a successful haircare line. If you had asked Brown a little over a year ago if she pictured her life being what it is now, she would have had absolutely no idea. Everything changed drastically after she posted a video on Tik Tok about her hair.

The video was posted in February of 2021. She explains that her hair was stuck after using Gorilla Glue in a pinch because she ran out of her hairspray. “My hair has been like this for about a month now. It’s not by choice.” The Tik Tok now has over 50 million views.

“Gorilla Glue Girl” became a viral sensation overnight. It was all unexpected for Brown. “I didn’t think for one second it was going to go the way it did.” But it’s not her identity. Brown said she wants people to know her for who she is. Her daycare is her “everything,” she said. “I’m a daycare provider,” Brown said, “and I have my own dance team. I was already known here,”

Internet fame for Brown came with pros and cons. She’s been interviewed by the likes of Wendy Williams, and both Porsha Williams and The View sent her wigs. Some of those experiences were great, but, she said she’s also received a lot of hate and some threats. One person sent her a letter with a picture of a severed head.

Through all of the unexpectedness, the mishap did also bring positivity and inspired career moves for Brown. She launched a haircare line, has met several people through interviews and being recognized on the street, and she even released a song. She said she’s thankful overall, and that even if she hadn’t gone viral from the Gorilla Glue incident, something else would have happened to put her in the spotlight to be an inspiration for others. “God does things for a reason,” said Brown.

As for any lessons learned over the last year, Brown said, “All I can say is, don’t use Gorilla Glue on your hair.” :)!

Brown wants people to know that despite rumors that have circulated, she’s alive and well. She was also very candid about a miscarriage that she had, and that she’s been a little exhausted by the pressure of people wanting to know what happened. Brown said she is trying for another baby, though.

[ninjacookies]

She was also very candid about a miscarriage that she had

Probably an undocumented side effect of the 'magical formula' administered by miracle hair doc.





Time to prep the paperwork.