Contest for $10.00 PayPal

[BostonNut]

Carrbeaz just gave me an idea for a contest. :D

The person who comes up with the most creative way of destroying a John Lackey card will win $10.00 PayPal from me.

This can include a simple picture...a series of pictures....even a video. The choice is yours!!! (But your odds of winning will be better if you at least post a picture.) Have fun but don't burn your house down...and make sure you have your parents permission to use the sharp scissors! :D

This contest will end on Thursday October 6th at 9:00 EST.

At that point I will choose my favorite three and then hold a vote for you all to vote on on those three. The voting polls will close on Sunday October 9th at 9:00 EST and the most creative way of destroying a John Lackey card will win $10.00 PayPal from me!! :flex:

Have fun!!

[clarkzac]

I don't have a Lackey card here with me :(

[papiis01]

You can do this small process !

1. Piss on it
2. Let your dog bite it
3. Use rubber gloves
4. Be safe and practice safe protection from ADIS/HIV
5. Buy scissors or a lighter
6. Go the the gates of Fenway and cut/burn or do both to the card and leave it for the mice !

[pmannings#1fan]

I'm gonna cut one up then sh?t on it, take a picture & upload it for ya & then flush him down the toilet. That's what I'd do with any Lackey lol.

[chittychitty844]

Have him autograph it...

[csmtampa]

Have him autograph it...

/contest


:)!

[FavresReturn]

crush it a bunch until it becomes soft then put some "tobacco" in it, roll it and smoke it lol

[brewcrew8]

Family Guy Breakfastmachine - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoSCVbNPUg)

except with a john lackey card

[fungi2510]

I would say you need to do something like move across the country with it, say that you are having difficulties doing your job because the card is having issues. Continually bringing up how bad you have it because the card is not well. Go crazy when someone texts me about how the card is doing. Then you would just leave the card as it is dying saying that the card has brought you so much trouble that you can't deal with anymore.




Ya, not the best, but it is hard to compare a card to leaving your spouse who has cancer. At least he didn't pull a Lute Olsen I guess.

[lobo_hacker]

/contest


:)!

-I had worked out a Rube Goldberg-esque method for stripping a card of both its dignity and its aesthetic pleasures, then sending those remnants to the player in question.

Then i read this response, and cut my efforts short.

End contest.

Fin.

lobo_hacker

[a-train10]

Let this lovely chick have a go with it...
http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae247/GoMets1835/fat-chick.jpg

[FavresReturn]

Let this lovely chick have a go with it...
http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae247/GoMets1835/fat-chick.jpg

Why expose Hog's mom? that's not very nice :eek:

[BostonNut]

Nobody is gonna get creative here?!?

[DaveTaplin]

I got one for you, I will post pics tomorrow.

[ilovethelakings]

Nobody is gonna get creative here?!?

It's coming, sir. You have been forewarned. :)!

[ronlabo]

Let this lovely chick have a go with it...
http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae247/GoMets1835/fat-chick.jpg

HAHAHA...ND3 in Drag...Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)!:eek::)!:eek::p

[Laxbam619]

I will admit its a little raunchy, but 10 bucks is 10 bucks

hope it doesnt hurt my integrity on the boards :D

a nice pee'd on one:flex::flex::flex:...no I didnt fish it out after I flushed it and hoped for the best lol

http://inlinethumb64.webshots.com/47359/2658316670101410829S600x600Q85.jpg (http://sports.webshots.com/photo/2658316670101410829QKXigw)

[BostonNut]

Well I just took a Lackey and feel 10 pounds lighter so if that didn't clog my plumbing then I doubt this will clog yours...:D

I will admit its a little raunchy, but 10 bucks is 10 bucks

hope it doesnt hurt my integrity on the boards :D

a nice pee'd on one:flex::flex::flex:...no I didnt fish it out after I flushed it and hoped for the best lol

http://inlinethumb64.webshots.com/47359/2658316670101410829S600x600Q85.jpg (http://sports.webshots.com/photo/2658316670101410829QKXigw)

[mikecancelliere]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f251/mikecancelliere/Misc/a749fb8b.jpg
See the video of it here
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f251/mikecancelliere/BASEBALL/b097e82e.mp4

[ttmtrader101]

nice, but mine will be better!

[sunsfan8]

1. burn it
2. piss out the flame
3. have you dog dry hump it
4. find a nasty hooker to have it's way with it
5. run it over with your lawnmower
6. put it under a crapping bird
7. rapidly pistol whip it for 1 minute
7 easy steps to destroy a card:)!

[Laxbam619]

hahah looks like Im going to get out done here, but can there be a $1 prize for being the first moron to post and get the ball rolling? lol

[ilovethelakings]

I found this recipe in a New England cuisine cookbook, and thought I would make it to share with you.

Fried Lackey

1. Start with a Lackey card from a much better time in his career. A sturdy card, such as the Bowman Chrome pictured, will work best for this recipe.
2. Thoroughly tenderize the front of the card.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart1.jpg

3. Don’t forget to give the back a good pounding.
4. Beat one egg.
5. Coat the entire card with egg.
6. You’ll need ¼ cup of breadcrumbs seasoned to taste.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart2.jpg


7. Coat the card with the breadcrumbs mixture.
8. In a frying pan, start heating some vegetable oil.
9. Gently place the card in the hot oil.
10. After a minute, flip the card and fry the other side.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart3.jpg


11. Make sure that the card is evenly fried on both sides.
12. Top with a dollop of Jonathan Papelbon salsa. (recipe on page 182)
13. Serve with a pack fresh julienned Carl Crawford. (see page xii for proper julienne techniques)
14. Boiled Daniel Bard is perfect side dish to the main dish.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart4.jpg

Since every meal should be accompanied by some type of refreshment, I chose to go with a virgin Red Sox margarita. Always be sure to properly garnish your serving glass to add a touch of class.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart5.jpg

Now this is a deal fit for any BoSox fan.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart6.jpg

So what does an exquisite meal as the above cost? This meal can be all yours for the very low price of $160,257,476.

[lakernation10]

U sir... Win!,

Mike had a good entry too

I found this recipe in a New England cuisine cookbook, and thought I would make it to share with you.

Fried Lackey

1. Start with a Lackey card from a much better time in his career. A sturdy card, such as the Bowman Chrome pictured, will work best for this recipe.
2. Thoroughly tenderize the front of the card.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart1.jpg

3. Don’t forget to give the back a good pounding.
4. Beat one egg.
5. Coat the entire card with egg.
6. You’ll need ¼ cup of breadcrumbs seasoned to taste.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart2.jpg


7. Coat the card with the breadcrumbs mixture.
8. In a frying pan, start heating some vegetable oil.
9. Gently place the card in the hot oil.
10. After a minute, flip the card and fry the other side.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart3.jpg


11. Make sure that the card is evenly fried on both sides.
12. Top with a dollop of Jonathan Papelbon salsa. (recipe on page 182)
13. Serve with a pack fresh julienned Carl Crawford. (see page xii for proper julienne techniques)
14. Boiled Daniel Bard is perfect side dish to the main dish.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart4.jpg

Since every meal should be accompanied by some type of refreshment, I chose to go with a virgin Red Sox margarita. Always be sure to properly garnish your serving glass to add a touch of class.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart5.jpg

Now this is a deal fit for any BoSox fan.

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/For%20Lackey%20Contest/Lackeypart6.jpg

So what does an exquisite meal as the above cost? This meal can be all yours for the very low price of $160,257,476.

[csmtampa]

I had some help from our new puppy Bailey. Hes a Rays fan so he had no problem helping his dad out. That's a 2011 Topps Diamond Anniversary limited edition factory set card of Lackey, so if I don't win someone owes me 1/10 of a cent to replace it.


http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac133/csmtampa/dog3.jpg

http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac133/csmtampa/dog.jpg

http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac133/csmtampa/dog2.jpg

[Prospect Rush]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[ttmtrader101]

http://s1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/ttmtrader101/?action=view&current=Dog.jpg#!oZZ1QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs1220.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd448%2Fttmtrader101%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3Duntitled.jpg

thats what happens when my dog hate someone!


my dog is happy!



Dog.jpg picture by ttmtrader101 - Photobucket (http://s1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/ttmtrader101/?action=view&current=Dog.jpg)

[jeff152380]

everything is funny and all... but hands down the winner should be
chittychitty844
"Have him autograph it"

[BostonNut]

A few more minutes to get your entries in folks!

[BostonNut]

Alright.....that's it! I'll post my favorite three in a few minutes here and then create a new thread with a poll for everyone to vote for their favorite out of the top three. Good luck and thanks to all the participants!! :D

[BostonNut]

Okay....here are my favorite three entries in no particular order. The voting poll thread will be started shortly and voting will run until Sunday October 9th at 9:00 PM EST.

1.) ilovethelakings. The Little Mermaid plate put you over the top.

2.) csmtampa. Catching your dog in action gave you the slight edge over ttmtrader101. Nicely done.

3.) chittychitty844. Classic, classic response. I would have also taken "let him hold it."

Okay....off to create the voting thread. Good luck to the three contestants!

[ttmtrader101]

do I get a constalation prize?