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chipmaster
02-12-2012, 01:40 PM
http://shop.themountain.me/product_images/k/836/10_2053_rt__29539_zoom.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Has anyone purchased one of these? I am highly considering it. They look friggin awesome.

It comes highly recommended, just read some of the reviews

TOMBB25
02-12-2012, 02:02 PM
"I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.

The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment.

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.

I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.

That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!"

Wow

gatordeve86
02-12-2012, 02:10 PM
when i worked at the old Amazon warehouse we had that review posted in the breakroom

hilarious

gatordeve86
02-12-2012, 02:12 PM
my favorite
My wife unwittingly bought this shirt as a gift for her brother and then left me for him.

BostonNut
02-12-2012, 02:12 PM
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dwight-3-wolves-moon-tshirt.jpg

ilovethelakings
02-12-2012, 03:06 PM
That shirt does not have enough wolves for me. My t-shirts must have at least five of them in order to properly reflect my awesomeness.

And BostonNut, I'll become your bodyguard for cards. :flex:

mmbtvs
02-12-2012, 03:16 PM
I prefer my shirts to have 5 or more whales on them.

http://leberpr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/whale_tshirt.jpg