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asujbl
10-14-2013, 04:28 PM
He was wandering around Ohio State's campus on Saturday night. His hair is weird.

His GF is a smoke show however.

That's all.
SeanieTheMan
10-14-2013, 04:47 PM
I wish I had his life.
PackRipper
10-14-2013, 04:48 PM
What's a smoke show?
asujbl
10-14-2013, 04:50 PM
I wish I had his life.

Tell me about it.

What's a smoke show?

His GF. That's what.
centereacan06
10-14-2013, 04:59 PM
What's a smoke show?

A magician.
Ooosh
10-14-2013, 05:01 PM
I am actually a fan of him these days.
shumpert2190
10-14-2013, 05:09 PM
What's a smoke show?

That's a clown question bro.
Jopeal
10-14-2013, 05:13 PM
That's a clown question bro.

I approve of the usage of this quote.
PackRipper
10-14-2013, 05:15 PM
Magician? Is that because she can make cock shaped things disappear?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/huntinfool/bryce-harper-girlfriend-9.jpeg
andypat
10-14-2013, 05:24 PM
That's a clown question bro.

That was perfect.
Ooosh
10-14-2013, 05:39 PM
Magician? Is that because she can make cock shaped things disappear?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/huntinfool/bryce-harper-girlfriend-9.jpeg

Someone has grand ideas of himself.
Hallco
10-14-2013, 05:59 PM
As a Braves fan, he has become a player that I love to hate! :D :devil: He plays with attitude,recklessness and ego. BUT, as a fan of baseball, I love seeing the talent and look forward to seeing his career continue. Definitely a Superstar in the making!!! :flex:
Tugarpj
10-14-2013, 06:04 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large
ND3
10-14-2013, 06:09 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large

OMG I just threw up in my mouth.
rojallad
10-14-2013, 06:29 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large



Mmmmm.....what I could do with her, a stick of butter and some flour......daannnnng.
shumpert2190
10-14-2013, 06:48 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large


dat stomach doe
Twinsfan33
10-14-2013, 07:03 PM
I wonder what he was doing at OSU..
mwash1983
10-14-2013, 07:08 PM
I wonder what he was doing at OSU..

I thought he was a Duke fan.
mwash1983
10-14-2013, 07:10 PM
His girlfriend is a soccer player I think for Ohio State.
asujbl
10-14-2013, 07:58 PM
His girlfriend is a soccer player I think for Ohio State.

Correct. They had a game he was at Saturday night. He's been in town a few times for her games. I know he's tweeted a few pictures with Urban before.
Melagoo
10-14-2013, 08:44 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large

... Buy me some peanuts and cracker Jack ... a lot please! ... :)!
wwejhardyrox
10-14-2013, 08:47 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large
Alright, I think that is my signal that I've had enough internet for one night.
ninjacookies
10-15-2013, 06:08 AM
His gf is super duper average, at best. But that's most likely a good thing, since it shows he's not ridiculously superficial and wants a wifey type and not a groupie chick.

His hair is one step away from becoming Max Headroom.
asujbl
10-15-2013, 07:56 AM
His gf is super duper average, at best. But that's most likely a good thing, since it shows he's not ridiculously superficial and wants a wifey type and not a groupie chick.

His hair is one step away from becoming Max Headroom.

I wouldn't call her average.

She's a spot on potato sack girl. That's the best kind of girl out there.
WCTYSON
10-15-2013, 09:41 AM
I wouldn't call her average.

She's a spot on potato sack girl. That's the best kind of girl out there.

Is this her?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/files/2013/06/SSscene6-30-041372111148_image_982w.jpg
asujbl
10-15-2013, 09:45 AM
Is this her?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/files/2013/06/SSscene6-30-041372111148_image_982w.jpg

Yeah that's her. Straight Potato Sack.
excel_b
10-15-2013, 09:47 AM
Kayla Varner?

Ohio State Buckeyes Official Athletic Site - Women's Soccer (http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/kayla_varner_852435.html)
No 1
10-15-2013, 09:49 AM
Hey Bryce, why the long face?
discostu
10-15-2013, 09:51 AM
Mormon guy going for a Mormon girl...that seems pretty normal to me.

And people here are bagging on her looks? Man, I love baseball card message boards. Anyone been to a card show recently? More of the dealers and patrons have physiques that resemble the BBW, rather than what most would determine as "fit."
dasiegel
10-15-2013, 10:02 AM
he should send that girl to BGS to get graded
asujbl
10-15-2013, 10:04 AM
Kayla Varner?

Ohio State Buckeyes Official Athletic Site - Women's Soccer (http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/kayla_varner_852435.html)

Yep - That's her

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk269/ohiosundevils/Traded%20Items/BWasLwzIAAAGyVm_zps72d82461.jpg (http://s282.photobucket.com/user/ohiosundevils/media/Traded%20Items/BWasLwzIAAAGyVm_zps72d82461.jpg.html)
lazygambler
10-15-2013, 10:10 AM
I love the "hometown" cute look. The girl is a knock out, and her stats don't look to bad either.
scfdff
10-15-2013, 10:22 AM
And people here are bagging on her looks? Man, I love baseball card message boards. Anyone been to a card show recently? More of the dealers and patrons have physiques that resemble the BBW, rather than what most would determine as "fit."

SO TRUE! She wouldn't look twice at anyone at these shows, yet people go online and rag on her. They were high-school sweethearts and honestly people hate Harper for whatever reason but he actually is a very family-oriented guy who didn't trade his roots for the fame he has. The average guy at 21 with his fame and fortune would be out partying and banging anything that walks. Good for him.
tpdst2
10-15-2013, 10:24 AM
She is a smoke warehouse, but Harper is still one of my least favorite athletes in all of sports.
Melagoo
10-15-2013, 10:59 AM
I love the "hometown" cute look. The girl is a knock out, and her stats don't look to bad either.

Bryce ... :)! :)!

she's a cutie!!
hagausaf
10-15-2013, 11:06 AM
I.have what id consider high standards and shes no average girl. Athletic.and has brains sign me up
Axe
10-15-2013, 11:07 AM
he should send that girl to BGS to get graded

I know id love to check her edges and corners, and most definitely would be all over checking on her surface. =)
lazygambler
10-15-2013, 11:09 AM
I know id love to check her edges and corners, and most definitely would be all over checking on her surface. =)

We could all take this surface comment and run with it... that much, I am sure of
Twinsfan33
10-15-2013, 01:27 PM
For some reason I always forget that Harper is only 20 or 21. I was thinking why is he going out with some college girl, he's in the pro's! She's super cute though, get it Bryce ;)
tajikey
10-15-2013, 02:19 PM
Rumor has it, he has traded up.

http://p.twimg.com/AuaSdDjCAAAAVTW.jpg:large

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

And Harper's GF looks like Reese Witherspoon, which isn't really a bad thing.