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AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 12:00 PM
"The Seahawks have had more PED suspensions than any other team in the NFL since head coach Pete Carroll took over the team in 2010."
-Sports Illustrated
1. Bruce Irvin—The defensive end was suspended for the first four games of the 2013 season after the league announced he violated the NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances. Irvin will be eligible to participate in all offseason activities and preseason practices and games, but will be suspended without pay for the opening four games against Carolina, San Francisco, Jacksonville and Houston.
2. Brandon Browner—The cornerback appealed a positive test for banned substances, but dropped his appeal and served a four-game suspension. He missed Seattle's final four regular-season games, but was eligible to return for the postseason.
3. Winston Guy—During the 2012 season, rookie safety Winston guy was suspended four games for violating the league’s policy regarding anabolic steroids and related substances. He did not appeal the suspension and said "it is what it is" through his agent.
4. Allen Barbre—The offensive tackle was eligible to participate in all offseason and preseason practices and games, but was suspended for the first four 2012 regular-season games after violating the NFL's policy on performance enhancing substances.
5. John Moffitt—Although he was already unable to play with a torn MCL and PCL, the then rookie guard was suspended for the final four games of the 2011 regular season after testing positive for Adderall. He did not appeal the suspension.
6. Richard Sherman - Sherman’s suspension was overturned on appeal, based on irregularities with the sample-collection process. Officially, then, he tested positive but the league determined that he did not violate the PED policy. WTF?
7. Walter Thurmond - Starting cornerback Walter Thurmond was officially suspended Tuesday by the NFL for the team's next four games for violating the league's substance abuse policy, leaving the Seahawks short-handed going into Monday's matchup against New Orleans. Thurmond's suspension was first reported by NFL.com over the weekend. Thurmond took to Twitter and apologized on Sunday, writing, "Yes I made a mistake and I have to live with the consequences. I'm disappointed in myself for letting my teammates and family down."
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I'm super butt hurt about the Broncos losing if you couldn't tell.
bballcollector
02-03-2014, 12:01 PM
You're a clown. Go away.
RedSoxFan28
02-03-2014, 12:02 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d6/d615fc471f426ae30e5dbf1ea617a54afad789be003841e8b9cddf42dd8c9e59.jpg
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:02 PM
Cool story bro! Glad you made this thread.
Prospectorsadvantage
02-03-2014, 12:03 PM
Von Miller...
2012--D.J. Williams
you are crazy if you think every locker room doesn't have guys on PEDS.
ACCDADEAL
02-03-2014, 12:04 PM
Pete Carroll is a cheatin fool everyone knows that...The Broncos should have gotten on the speed too..clearly one team was "amped"
Wow, another thread on this BS? What's this like the 3rd or 4th one from you with this nonsense?
ACCDADEAL
02-03-2014, 12:05 PM
Von Miller...
2012--D.J. Williams
you are crazy if you think every locker room doesn't have guys on PEDS.
Yeah but if they are getting caught that much that tells you something too. Everybody drinks and drives but if you are getting caught you probably are habitual.
There was not 1 player that tested positive for PEDs for the entire 2013 season. How can this even be an argument?
Prospectorsadvantage
02-03-2014, 12:10 PM
Yeah but if they are getting caught that much that tells you something too. Everybody drinks and drives but if you are getting caught you probably are habitual.
Yea. Seahawks need to try to figure out how to tamper or bribe the guy giving the test like Von.
Von should be out of the league IMO.
Also if we are considering adderall as a PED. Everyone in College, Law School, Medical School and Graduate school are likely on PED's
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:10 PM
There was not 1 player that tested positive for PEDs for the entire 2013 season. How can this even be an argument?
Because people need to find a way to take this win away from Seattle. I'm not a fan of Seattle and I was hoping Denver would win but they didn't. Seattle destroyed them and played THE best game of the year last night.
indyguy
02-03-2014, 12:18 PM
Because people need to find a way to take this win away from Seattle. I'm not a fan of Seattle and I was hoping Denver would win but they didn't. Seattle destroyed them and played THE best game of the year last night.
Yep!
Can't we just give credit to Seattle instead of worrying about who to blame on Denver or who is a game manager or who was in trouble a couple of seasons ago?
TheHelmutt
02-03-2014, 12:21 PM
I'm indifferent, but needed to post this gif somewhere on the boards after seeing it.
http://giant.gfycat.com/DamagedCloudyAfricanharrierhawk.gif
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 12:25 PM
Thurmond and Browner both had stuff going on this season. How delusional and clueless are you?
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:27 PM
Thurmond and Browner both had stuff going on this season. How delusional and clueless are you?
Says the guy who made a dumb thread.
huskerman47
02-03-2014, 12:28 PM
I'm indifferent, but needed to post this gif somewhere on the boards after seeing it.
http://giant.gfycat.com/DamagedCloudyAfricanharrierhawk.gif
Lol that's awesome. Even better since I live in Omaha :)
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 12:33 PM
Says the guy who made a dumb thread.
Says the Browns fan.
atoaz12
02-03-2014, 12:34 PM
Says the guy who made a dumb thread.
Wait... he just stated facts. What about that makes him delusional or classless?
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:35 PM
Says the Browns fan.
I'm a Browns fan? That's news to me.
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:36 PM
Wait... he just stated facts. What about that makes him delusional or classless?
Where did I call him delusional or classless?
Thurmond and Browner both had stuff going on this season. How delusional and clueless are you?
"Had stuff going on".
You're accusing me of being clueless when you don't even know what you're talking about.
Both Browner and Thurmond were suspended for SUBSTANCE ABUSE policy violations, not PED POLICY violations. Both tested positive for marijuana.
So again, not 1 players tested positive for PEDs during the 2013 season.
You're playing yourself with all this silliness bro, just let it go we ain't mad atcha.
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 12:40 PM
"Had stuff going on".
You're accusing me of being clueless when you don't even know what you're talking about.
Both Browner and Thurmond were suspended for SUBSTANCE ABUSE policy violations, not PED POLICY violations. Both tested positive for marijuana.
So again, not 1 players tested positive for PEDs during the 2013 season.
You're playing yourself with all this silliness bro, just let it go we ain't mad atcha.
Ah you got me on that rabbit hole. Still most penalized team in history for PEDs. It's all good though I'll just join the rest of the country in blissful ignorance.
jt_1985_2004
02-03-2014, 12:40 PM
Says the guy who made a dumb thread.
:rolleyes:
atoaz12
02-03-2014, 12:40 PM
Where did I call him delusional or classless?
By quoting his 'delusional and classless' comment and replying in the manner you did, it implies that you were making a 'pot calling the kettle black' statement
That's the way I took it
JenAndKylesCard
02-03-2014, 12:45 PM
Both Browner and Thurmond were suspended for SUBSTANCE ABUSE policy violations, not PED POLICY violations. Both tested positive for marijuana.
And they say weed makes you lazy... Superbowl Champ Lazy! :coffee:
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:46 PM
By quoting his 'delusional and classless' comment and replying in the manner you did, it implies that you were making a 'pot calling the kettle black' statement
That's the way I took it
So now that it's been shown that he wasn't stating facts about PEDs, but instead just spewing nonsense, does that make him "delusional and classless"? I get it, you're butthurt your team lost, but don't try to take it away from the Seahawks
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 12:48 PM
I get it guys! PEDs aren't a big deal to anyone I'll just let the observation of cheaters fall by the wayside. Sorry for wasting your time.
ILOVEBEER
02-03-2014, 12:49 PM
Adam, you sound like a total sour puss. I didnt know PEDs caused bad tackling by the other team. I also didnt know it caused players like Demarius Thomas to catch a ball and run backwards three to four yards. Or may be it causes him to run with the football like it is a loaf of bread. Oh I think I figured it out. PEDs cause the other team to have bad snaps at their 20 yard line resulting in a safety.
Seahawks fan
02-03-2014, 12:51 PM
Ah you got me on that rabbit hole. Still most penalized team in history for PEDs. It's all good though I'll just join the rest of the country in blissful ignorance.
Not true
Redskins move into tie for PED suspension lead | ProFootballTalk (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/28/redskins-move-into-tie-for-ped-suspension-lead/)
And Denver has 1 less at 4 people getting busted for PEDs
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 12:51 PM
Adam, you sound like a total sour puss. I didnt know PEDs caused bad tackling by the other team. I also didnt know it caused players like Demarius Thomas to catch a ball and run backwards three to four yards. Or may be it causes him to run with the football like it is a loaf of bread. Oh I think I figured it out. PEDs cause the other team to have bad snaps at their 20 yard line resulting in a safety.
Ummmm... They did! PEDs are the reason the Broncos lost!!! Duh!
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 12:52 PM
Adam, you sound like a total sour puss. I didnt know PEDs caused bad tackling by the other team. I also didnt know it caused players like Demarius Thomas to catch a ball and run backwards three to four yards. Or may be it causes him to run with the football like it is a loaf of bread. Oh I think I figured it out. PEDs cause the other team to have bad snaps at their 20 yard line resulting in a safety.
I'm literally the hugest sour puss. Like a big o puss with yeast infection.
indyguy
02-03-2014, 12:52 PM
I get it guys! PEDs aren't a big deal to anyone I'll just let the observation of cheaters fall by the wayside. Sorry for wasting your time.
If you were bringing up something relevant, then yes, it would be worth our time, but you are bringing up OLD information that has NOTHING to do with last night's game. Now, if there is a report that comes out and says they were on PEDs during the game, then you have something to talk about.
atoaz12
02-03-2014, 12:53 PM
So now that it's been shown that he wasn't stating facts about PEDs, but instead just spewing nonsense, does that make him "delusional and classless"? I get it, you're butthurt your team lost, but don't try to take it away from the Seahawks
Negative ghost rider - I don't care for either team
I'm stuck rooting for the second most miserable sports city in the country :flex:
We can't even win at being the worst...
No. 2 Atlanta - In Photos: Most Miserable Sports Cities 2013 - Forbes (http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eddf45lhjf/no-2-atlanta/)
Prospectorsadvantage
02-03-2014, 12:54 PM
This thread
http://i.minus.com/ifb76Zwdowp4P.gif
Zacy87
02-03-2014, 01:01 PM
Negative ghost rider - I don't care for either team
I'm stuck rooting for the second most miserable sports city in the country :flex:
We can't even win at being the worst...
No. 2 Atlanta - In Photos: Most Miserable Sports Cities 2013 - Forbes (http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eddf45lhjf/no-2-atlanta/)
I was referring to the OP about being Butt Hurt.
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 01:03 PM
Queue guy with high iTrader claiming to have read the whole thread and is now stating his almighty opinion.
groundsupport
02-03-2014, 01:07 PM
http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/310198/SadFan.JPG
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 01:10 PM
http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/310198/SadFan.JPG
Look what PEDs did to this kid.
SDcardguy24
02-03-2014, 01:10 PM
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bdoody42
02-03-2014, 01:12 PM
Maybe Peyton would have played better if this set of genitals was in front of him each snap.
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/denver-broncos-cheerleader-butt.jpg
AdamMcDermott88
02-03-2014, 01:12 PM
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Yes yes my dear sirs please bump my thread up! Up up up!
Hot potato!
howethegreat
02-03-2014, 01:12 PM
Moot point and also remember manning did stem cells
THE(NEXT)LEVEL
02-03-2014, 01:32 PM
Maybe Peyton would have played better if this set of genitals was in front of him each snap.
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/denver-broncos-cheerleader-butt.jpg
OMAHA!!!!! OMAHA!!!!
ninjacookies
02-03-2014, 03:17 PM
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OP: shouldn't you be making more prediction threads? Your forecasts are always where the good money is.
cyberpvnk
02-03-2014, 04:59 PM
Get your weight up.
migraine
02-03-2014, 05:01 PM
posting w/o reading
oldgoldy97
02-03-2014, 06:20 PM
posting w/o reading
Be glad you did. Your head would only hurt more if you read it.
If I wasn't GIF challenged I would add a pic or vid of the guy from supertroopers typing and saying "enhance" over and over again. :(
jumbogorilla
02-06-2014, 06:20 PM
Are you the same guy that accused the Ravens of tampering when half the stadium went dark last Super Bowl?
ninjacookies
02-06-2014, 06:48 PM
posting w/o reading
Always great when the loudest douche in the room loses his larynx.
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