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groundsupport
02-25-2014, 11:13 AM
The New York Knicks sent an e-mail to season ticket holders this morning promising them that the 2013-2014 is “rapidly approaching its end” and “will hopefully be here before we all know it.”

The letter, which was also posted on the team’s official website, comes the morning after the team’s latest humiliating defeat and just hours after point guard Raymond Felton was arrested on gun charges. The letter continues a nearly annual tradition in which the Knicks apologize to their fans and assure them the season will end soon enough, albeit one that hasn’t been seen since 2010.

“The end of this season will bring a much-needed break from Knicks basketball of more than five months,” read the letter. “Giving up also allows us to focus on the hope of next season. Granted, we don’t have any 1st Round draft picks, but that won’t stop us from trying to improve. There are many veteran players we could sign as free agents.”

Of the team’s 25 remaining games, “15 of them are on the road, a special gift that will help all of us forget about the Knicks as much as possible. Only 10 home games remain. Know hope!”

The letter closed by informing fans that 2014-2015 tickets will be 10-percent more expensive “to help defray the costs of the luxury tax, the loss of revenue from not making the playoffs and our coming veteran free agent binge.”

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Beavers98
02-25-2014, 11:15 AM
HA HA Wow..

"Yeah we know it's a horrible product, BUT we're raising prices anyway" Oh MY

RBKSNIPZ
02-25-2014, 11:28 AM
Lmfao I love NY baby!!

realreodeal
02-25-2014, 11:33 AM
What a joke of a franchise!

oshmeehan
02-25-2014, 02:12 PM
Pistons should have "sent" this letter out as well

DeRozan#1Fan
02-25-2014, 02:15 PM
Hilarious!

The_Reverend
02-25-2014, 02:25 PM
Melo will not be in NYC next year

IamRalpho
02-25-2014, 02:28 PM
I want to see an actual copy of the email

groundsupport
02-25-2014, 02:32 PM
I say at least 5 of your fell for this..

knicksguy86
02-25-2014, 02:58 PM
Two of my friends are season ticket holders and they didn't receive this email. Sadly this email speaks the truth.
#@#@#@#@ the knicks... I'm ready to move on with Melo :)

WillC
02-25-2014, 03:01 PM
What do they teach you at school? Always question the source.

SportsPickle.

Come on folks...

Yaga
02-25-2014, 03:08 PM
Wait, people actually believed this? I mean, I got a good laugh reading it, but come on, really???

realreodeal
02-25-2014, 03:25 PM
Pistons should have "sent" this letter out as well

25 franchises should have sent this letter out. There are really only 4-5 contenders. The Bucks have the worst record in the NBA so what is your point? Are you just trying to get someone upset?

xavieronly1
02-25-2014, 03:34 PM
25 franchises should have sent this letter out. There are really only 4-5 contenders. The Bucks have the worst record in the NBA so what is your point? Are you just trying to get someone upset?

It is hard to tell his Bucks was the winner or the loser from last night Sixers game.

jbmets95
02-25-2014, 03:41 PM
Im surprised by many people believed it...

I kinda wish i got it tho...

pepsiporch
02-25-2014, 03:44 PM
Nba policy is that teams cannot raise season ticket prices if they dont make the playoffs


knickerplease will get his wish

palblo starting pg for the knicks

jbmets95
02-25-2014, 03:48 PM
do you have a link or something to that b/c 100% is not true

my tixs have gone up like 8 straight years

when the knicks got amare went up also...
Nba policy is that teams cannot raise season ticket prices if they dont make the playoffs


knickerplease will get his wish

palblo starting pg for the knicks

pepsiporch
02-25-2014, 03:50 PM
do you have a link or something to that b/c 100% is not true

my tixs have gone up like 8 straight years

when the knicks got amare went up also...

they didnt charge me as a season ticket holder
Do you have a partial plan or season plan

when they made the playoffs after all those years they went up 100 percent

teosdesserts
02-25-2014, 04:28 PM
Wait, people actually believed this? I mean, I got a good laugh reading it, but come on, really???

Exactly.....

jbmets95
02-25-2014, 05:24 PM
is that english

i have season tix and they went up every year with d'antoni and larry brown...
Did they didnt change as a season ticket holder

You have a partial plan or season

when they made the playoffs after all those years they went up 100 percent

JMarchand1981
02-25-2014, 07:46 PM
THis is simply awesome!!

IronMonkey415
02-25-2014, 08:34 PM
Lolknicks!!!!

dasiegel
02-25-2014, 08:39 PM
Melo will not be in NYC next year
Not true
I say at least 5 of your fell for this..
Absolutely, but great post, I think I got one of these from Dolan himself... 32 years of life zero championships for my favorite team:(

GC1980
02-25-2014, 08:53 PM
Awesome. That is hilarious. A+ sportspickle. Great sense of humor!