A great story regarding Lebron James' douchebaggedness

[Blake]

Ok so my good friend's mom works at the Lane Bryant in downtown Chicago, and Lebron James happens to walk in with his mother (around the time he was checking out Chicago). So apparently he starts looking at shoes and just starts tossing them all over the store. Then one of the workers goes up to him and says "You can't do that" and his mom says "He can buy every shoe in this store!" and they leave him alone. Next thing he does is go to the perfume/cologne station (you can mix scents and make your own perfume or cologne). This perfume station allows you to create your own label (draw whatever you want), so after Lebron makes his cologne, this mother****** draws a (male genitalia) as the label. The girl working the station is shy and doesn't really know what to do so she just tells him he can't do that and draw something else. Next thing he draws is an EVEN BIGGER (Male genitalia). This brought the girl to tears. What a douche bag.

[cking]

Douchebaggedness, now thats a cool word.

[SelfDestruct808]

Idk if he would do that,but all I know is lebron doesn't need a freaking hour to anounce who is he going to sign with. I agree with van gundy,u only need like 15 Sec to announce not an hour.

[revil41]

Just another sport tin god showing his arrogance and stupidity i am sure he will be in trouble soon like the rest of them.

[Nironaldo7]

Most athletes are dicks. Since we all treat them like gods, they act like it.

[Zacky1053]

Idk if he would do that,but all I know is lebron doesn't need a freaking hour to anounce who is he going to sign with. I agree with van gundy,u only need like 15 Sec to announce not an hour.

I love how ESPN was trying to praise him for the fact that he said the announcement would be made within the first 10 minutes of the "show". So what's the last 50? I agree.

[kajshack]

So one of the most famous men in America walks into a mall in the third largest city in America, acts like a jerk, and the only account of this story is a third-hand retelling on a sports card message board.

[bufbills98]

Here is something however.. Lane Byrant doesnt sell shoes or Perfume. It is a Plus size Womens store that is Clothing only.

Not defending Lebron, but there is some flaws in this.

Oh and before the slamming, I know this about the store as my ex wife NOW shops there and my friend is the Dist Manger.

[SkinsFan]

It's hard to believe that Lebron who wants to be a billionaire businessman in the future would go into a store and write a picture of a gential on a perfume bottle. I can see his ignorant ass mama saying that he can buy every damn shoe in here but I just can't see Lebron just doing these stupid things just from a business standpoint unless he's just a complete idiot.

[ajmcards]

I use my rule of thumb for this one...believe nothing of what you hear and half of what you see and you just might come out all right...my dad used to tell me that when I was a kid.:)!

[Brad]

Lebron came to my house and peed on my rug.

[CaptainBOHICA]

i wonder how many other NBA's got up on his mom?

[danimal]

I saw LeBron kick a puppy then punch an old lady in the face.

[chipmaster]

Seriously? I agree he's a DBag, but NO WAY in hell Lebron is walking around with his MOMMY in a Lane Bryant.......

That was about the dumbest story i've ever freakin heard of.....


Hey guess what? I saw Ben Roethlisberger at the Chick-Fil-A last night in Gaithersburg, MD!!!!!!!!!! he started throwing chicken sandwiches at the customers and saying how he could buy all of the chicken in the store if he wanted to!

[bled11qb]

This guy is a Chicago fan who is mad that Lebron isn't going to Chicago. I'm not a fan of Lebron, but I wouldn't waste my time making up stories about him.

[gman71]

I heard from a cousins friend who works with a guy who lives one town over from the guy that washes Lebrons car that he once refused to sign an autograph for an 8 year old.

What a douche!

[ohiomike]

Lebron came to my house and peed on my rug.

Thats a shame. That rug really tied the room together.

[nissandriver77]

who ever came up with that story has been dropping some serious hardcore ACID get off the drugs:eek:

[Maccydude]

Seriously? I agree he's a DBag, but NO WAY in hell Lebron is walking around with his MOMMY in a Lane Bryant.......

That was about the dumbest story i've ever freakin heard of.....


Hey guess what? I saw Ben Roethlisberger at the Chick-Fil-A last night in Gaithersburg, MD!!!!!!!!!! he started throwing chicken sandwiches at the customers and saying how he could buy all of the chicken in the store if he wanted to!


I saw Ben Roethlisberger at a bar a few months ago. He disapeared to the back for a while then stormed out.

[MasterPattie]

Can you guys smell it?

[jimmy99202]

LeBron didn't go to chicago to visit the bulls the bulls came to him.

And i saw Pujols at wal-mart and he was pulling all socks off the rack and yelling that they don't fit him. When an employee approached him and said he couldn't do that he yelled that he could buy every package of socks in this wal-mart.

[Andrew Jones]

LeBron didn't go to chicago to visit the bulls the bulls came to him.

Game. Set. Match.

[tristan20]

some kids do anything for attention

Oh and did you even get time to snap a pic? Oh I forgot, the batteries were dead

[chipmaster]

GUESS WHO I JUST SAW!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw Shaquille Oneal at the local Walgreens buying REGULAR sized rubbers!!!! I asked him "Why not the Magnum or Super Magnums?" and he said "Shut up bitch, I can buy all the damn rubbers in the state of Maryland!!!!!!!" Then he bitch slapped me!

AWESOME!!!!!

[jlcherry2477]

If that were me, I'd keep those drawings and post those babies on the Bay and label them 1/1's!!! Or try contacting someone to see if they could use them as cut sketches!!!.....:)!

[marino5084]

I use my rule of thumb for this one...believe nothing of what you hear and half of what you see and you just might come out all right...my dad used to tell me that when I was a kid.:)!

I heard it as, believe none of what you hear, half of what you see and all of what you say.:)! Your dad was wise, good words to live by.

[hockeyguyrich]

maybe it was Allen Iverson and his mom at Lane Bryant making trouble

[brett06]

You are all on some serious drugs. Lebron is at my house and we are reading this and laughing at the OP. After this we are going to but everything off ebay with his new contract tonight.

[anusinha]

Isnt Lane Bryant a store for "plus size" chicks?

[The Madbacker]

GUESS WHO I JUST SAW!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw Shaquille Oneal at the local Walgreens buying REGULAR sized rubbers!!!! I asked him "Why not the Magnum or Super Magnums?" and he said "Shut up bitch, I can buy all the damn rubbers in the state of Maryland!!!!!!!" Then he bitch slapped me!

AWESOME!!!!!


Awesome. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. That was good.

[The Madbacker]

Isnt Lane Bryant a store for "plus size" chicks?


Yeah, his mom's a fatty

[tikitomoka]

Isnt Lane Bryant a store for "plus size" chicks?

Lebron gained a little weight in Late may/early June. Not like he was doing anything else.

[Nicnac]

Ok so my good friend's mom works at the Lane Bryant in downtown Chicago

Dude! My good friend's mom works there too! OMG!