A guy is trying to impress my girlfriend so...

[Dranide]

He is trying to buy my Wally auto for 300 bucks...is that right? He has none of my information and my girlfriend has no clue who he is? Morals or is it payback for flirting with the girl who lives with me?

[jumbogorilla]

Wally like the Red Sox mascot?

[RelicCollector]

Take the $300 and run.........

[TheHeel]

No comprendo

[LCM1223]

If only baseball cards could impress girls................

[phreak23]

Is this thread supposed to make sense?

[ALBASKETBALL]

Wally Szczerbiak?

[SDcardguy24]

need to know which Wally though

[ALBASKETBALL]

Found it:
2014 Topps Opening Day Wally The Green Monster SP Auto | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/2014-TOPPS-OPENING-DAY-WALLY-THE-GREEN-MONSTER-SP-AUTO-/151617787184?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item234d1fd530)

[Dranide]

It doesnt make sense. Hes trying to impress my girlfriend, who lives with me. By buying wally the green monster auto (30-40 dollar card) for 300 bucks.

[ALBASKETBALL]

Thread is still lacking details..Does your girlfriend stand on the corner selling errr cards?

[jewcer2k5]

What previously blocked member is this?

[bigaust001]

Is it possible he added an extra zero to $30?

[LCM1223]

It doesnt make sense. Hes trying to impress my girlfriend, who lives with me. By buying wally the green monster auto (30-40 dollar card) for 300 bucks.

How does this buyer on the other end of a computer screen, living who knows where in the world, have any connection to your girlfriend?

[Dranide]

No its not. And nah my girlfriend works at a shoe store. Just some random guy. Plus shes into baseball cards.( why do you think Im keeping her?)

[PadresFan86]

You don't have a girlfriend

[Dranide]

How does this buyer on the other end of a computer screen, living who knows where in the world, have any connection to your girlfriend?

They went to middle school together. He hit her up on facebook and she was like " me and my boyfriend are sorting baseball cards" and then wally the green monster came up and he was like " Ill buy it to impress you" and she said " it wont impress me, but okay send us the money through paypal"

[Sauceman]

http://s28.postimg.org/wm81xypj1/wat_wat_wat_o_1681599.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[LCM1223]

They went to middle school together. He hit her up on facebook and she was like " me and my boyfriend are sorting baseball cards" and then wally the green monster came up and he was like " Ill buy it to impress you" and she said " it wont impress me, but okay send us the money through paypal"

Damn...I need to get me one of these "girlfriends" you speak of. Where do you find them?

[Dranide]

You don't have a girlfriend

Touché, but sadly the 400 bucks that comes outta my pocket for rent disagrees.

[PadresFan86]

Touché, but sadly the 400 bucks that comes outta my pocket for rent disagrees.
She's a rental?

[Bhenry4]

Such a weird thread.

[ediii33]

This has got to be one of the most difficult to understand threads.

Somehow buyer figures out that the seller is a girl and offers 10 times the amount?

Boyfriend gets on blowout and starts a ridiculous thread.

[chezball]

Touché, but sadly the 400 bucks that comes outta my pocket for rent disagrees.

Is this a high end trailer?

[LCM1223]

Such a weird thread.

Been a few lately. Guess you could call it the basketball section.














Too far?

[Dranide]

Im sorry shes in shoe retail. My phone can't type. I agree this is super weird. Hence I wanted an opinion on it first. Sorry if its uncomprehendable. But being a college student, 300 bucks can really help with bills and gas for the car.

[arod305]

What illicit drugs are you on?

[duwal]

He is trying to buy my Wally auto for 300 bucks...is that right? He has none of my information and my girlfriend has no clue who he is? Morals or is it payback for flirting with the girl who lives with me?


well, uhh.....wait....what???

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww270/nicksmurf/heath-wha.gif

[chezball]

Going out for popcorn.

[BostonNut]

I love this forum.

So much.

They went to middle school together. He hit her up on facebook and she was like " me and my boyfriend are sorting baseball cards" and then wally the green monster came up and he was like " Ill buy it to impress you" and she said " it wont impress me, but okay send us the money through paypal"

[StraWMyerS]

Been a few lately. Guess you could call it the basketball section.














Too far?

Not at all.... RIP baseball section

[Dranide]

Me too. I suppose I get craziest and quickest growing thread of the day. Not in the good way though. I doubt the guy goes through with it. But if he does I get 300 bucks for a 30 dollar card. If he doesn't. Well Im glad I entertained you all for the night:)

[SDcardguy24]

ask him if he's on blowout

[THE(NEXT)LEVEL]

What's your girl look like, I may be able to help out with rent. :devil::devil::coffee::coffee:

[PadresFan86]

Me too. I suppose I get craziest and quickest growing thread of the day. Not in the good way though. I doubt the guy goes through with it. But if he does I get 300 bucks for a 30 dollar card. If he doesn't. Well Im glad I entertained you all for the night:)

Ask her to throw in a handjob and you may get 300 tops

[caflisch78]

Ohhh man. This may have just made my night.

[gobullz1]

He should of asked what would she do for a case of chrome draft

[shortstopguy12]

Im sorry shes in shoe retail. My phone can't type. I agree this is super weird. Hence I wanted an opinion on it first. Sorry if its uncomprehendable. But being a college student, 300 bucks can really help with bills and gas for the car.

Then sell it??? If someone wants to buy my 20,000 car for $100,000 to impress my wife... Guess what I would do.... Sell it to them! Me and my wife would both have a great time.... Heck, I might even invite your girlfriend... As long as she gives me a discount on shoes in the future...

[illadelf]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/58/58b60830d26ef5b1f63fd4edb732fe5c220cba41465f207836d5bf861c5ece40.jpg

[Dranide]

Haha thanks guys. Yeah it's weird. We'll see

[hofcollector2]

What's your girl look like, I may be able to help out with rent. :devil::devil::coffee::coffee:

Lulz.......

[LCM1223]

Haha thanks guys. Yeah it's weird. We'll see

You'll see?! Just accept it!

[BostonNut]

I wonder what I could get from her if I tell her I know who wears the Wally outfit...

[callou2131]

Screen shots or shenanigans

[JMarchand1981]

What the hell is happening in this thread?!?

[theblemishedone]

https://i.imgflip.com/ixl5y.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/ixl5y)

He is trying to buy my Wally auto for 300 bucks...is that right? He has none of my information and my girlfriend has no clue who he is? Morals or is it payback for flirting with the girl who lives with me?

Im sorry shes in shoe retail. My phone can't type. I agree this is super weird. Hence I wanted an opinion on it first. Sorry if its uncomprehendable. But being a college student, 300 bucks can really help with bills and gas for the car.

[Andrew Jones]

Offer him 15% off the next card he buys from you. That'll teach him.

[centereacan06]

I'll give you $301 for it.

[Jwalker]

Touché, but sadly the 400 bucks that comes outta my pocket for rent disagrees.

The definition of setting yourself up :coffee:

[JMarchand1981]

Is your girlfriend over 18 years of age?

[duwal]

Is your girlfriend over 18 years of age?

I think she's Curt Schilling's daughter :D :devil:

[Dranide]

Update. He asked how long it takes for paypal to go through.

[joem1cha3l]

sense makes this thread no here mop

[ALBASKETBALL]

Joking aside, I wouldnt sell him the card. All you are doing is encouraging him to keep hitting on your girl

[sportscardmania]

THis thread made my day! Quality entertainment, a little interesting and strange. Hang on to tha girl.

[JMarchand1981]

Joking aside, I wouldnt sell him the card. All you are doing is encouraging him to keep hitting on your girl

He may do it anyway.

[Archangel1775]

Take the money and splurge it on your girlfriend.

[Dranide]

See I thought of that. But then I was like "300 bucks and maybe a nice dinner for her, posting it on facebook for him to see would be hilarious...

[death2redemptions]

Touché, but sadly the 400 bucks that comes outta my pocket for rent disagrees.

Does she go all around the world for that much? Including back door entry?

Still seems like a lot of money to pay for a hooker but I wouldn't know. I just stick with porn because it is free.

[TarjetasBéisbol]

Take the money and splurge it on your girlfriend.

Do what to her? Oh, sorry...read that wrong.

So hitting on your girl over Facebook makes you money? It beats getting a 15% discount from someone who rips her off. :)! :)!

[arod305]

If your girl is impressed by $300 you aint slinging no bills around son


#@#@#@#@ you can't even get a brown bagger for that in Vegas

[FISHLEGBOOTS]

http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w365/FISHLEGBOOTS/funny-gif-gorilla-leaves-rolling.gif

[Dranide]

I figure money is money. She could have been left me many times. If she wanted to leave she would have by now. Especially when I was super poor and not just poor.

[death2redemptions]

He is trying to buy my Wally auto for 300 bucks...is that right? He has none of my information and my girlfriend has no clue who he is? Morals or is it payback for flirting with the girl who lives with me?

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz150/JDfromAZ10/eJSwK_zps4mhqhdx0.gif (http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDfromAZ10/media/eJSwK_zps4mhqhdx0.gif.html)

[natbornkiller]

http://pl.memgenerator.pl/mem-image/good-story-bro

[JMarchand1981]

If your girl is impressed by $300 you aint slinging no bills around son


#@#@#@#@ you can't even get a brown bagger for that in Vegas

This is awesome!

[death2redemptions]

I figure money is money. She could have been left me many times. If she wanted to leave she would have by now. Especially when I was super poor and not just poor.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz150/JDfromAZ10/cool_story_bro_zpsn0fb0wnn.gif (http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDfromAZ10/media/cool_story_bro_zpsn0fb0wnn.gif.html)

[JMarchand1981]

I figure money is money. She could have been left me many times. If she wanted to leave she would have by now. Especially when I was super poor and not just poor.

What are you really saying dude. Are you just happy that you have a girlfriend? Happy that you have a Wally autograph? What is going on here?

[blackbears86]

I'm loving this thread....I needed a laugh and I got it...:p:p

[jlzinck]

Damn I'm tired for a second I thought this thread was about someone trying to buy a card for more than it's worth to try to impress someone's girlfriend/.

[Sdog77]

This is just bizarre

[Dranide]

What are you really saying dude. Are you just happy that you have a girlfriend? Happy that you have a Wally autograph? What is going on here?

Happy that I could be getting 300 bucks because some h0rny teenager thinks he can get her. When she's never shown no interest. Fact for all the adults here, young men are really stupid and can't take a hint.

[death2redemptions]

Damn I'm tired for a second I thought this thread was about someone trying to buy a card for more than it's worth to try to impress someone's girlfriend/.

Well that would make more sense than what this guy is talking about.

[Hamfisted9]

May I ask how old you and your girlfriend are?

[Dranide]

Im 20 shes 19

[death2redemptions]

Im 20 shes 19

You call young men stupid.....but yet you're a young man :confused:

[KeithandDJ]

Haha thanks guys. Yeah it's weird. We'll see

Dad, you're drunk. Go home.

[dherm360]

post a pic with her and the 300.00, then have him post a pic with her and the card and we will decide who is the better couple

[Hamfisted9]

Deep down she's impressed by this guy paying $300 for a mascot auto huh?

[Dranide]

And weve been together for over 2 years living together

[Dranide]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

[death2redemptions]

Seems to me you just created this thread so you could brag about a supposed girlfriend.

[Hamfisted9]

And a math degree

[jmscoggin]

Please tell me the OP is trolling because if not :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q661/jmscoggin/ForrestGump2_zps589400f6.jpg (http://s1353.photobucket.com/user/jmscoggin/media/ForrestGump2_zps589400f6.jpg.html)

[TarjetasBéisbol]

Why, why, why do kids make this type of thread? It always ends bad and they ask the mods for help. Glad you have your life figured out, let us know how that goes for you...in 10 years.

[THE(NEXT)LEVEL]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

300.00 - 1 Wally auto= -1 Girlfriend

[KeithandDJ]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

Why I am picturing Donald Sutherland in Animal House?

[illadelf]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

Aren't they called professors?

[Hamfisted9]

Aren't they called professors?

He should minor in linguistics.

[ETSC]

Aren't they called professors?

Yes. They also typically have a Phd or at least a masters.

[jmscoggin]

He should minor in linguistics.

Well, if his prophecy holds true, it may be the only type of guist he is going to have the ability to try for the foreseeable future. :coffee: The other kind is awfully hard without a lady as much as Deathy has tried to prove that wrong.

[Tyler]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

Thank #@#@#@#@ you're not planning on teaching English.

[CoEnt85]

The guy is dumb if he really offered $300 for that card, but somehow making this thread was even dumber. Sounds like it wasn't even a real offer, and why would that impress anyone? It would just show her that he's a moron. The whole thing is ridiculously stupid.

[Hamfisted9]

Well, if his prophecy holds true, it may be the only type of guist he is going to have the ability to try for the foreseeable future. :coffee: The other kind is awfully hard without a lady as much as Deathy has tried to prove that wrong.

Awesome haha

[Dranide]

Professor is too formal. I'll just go with Steven as what they would call me.

[jmscoggin]

I'll just go with Steven as what they would call me.

It does ring better than the full title, Janitor Steven doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same way as just plain ole Steven.

[JMarchand1981]

Professor is too formal. I'll just go with Steven as what they would call me.

Please remove noggin from rump.

[dherm360]

what does the other kid do that he has 300.00 to spend on your girl and a mascot auto

[JMarchand1981]

what does the other kid do that he has 300.00 to spend on your girl and a mascot auto

Probably a college math teacher as well

[Dranide]

Please remove noggin from rump.

I'm just a positive person is all. I have a goal and I'm going to achieve it. My bad if I have aspirations that I will achieve.

[Dranide]

what does the other kid do that he has 300.00 to spend on your girl and a mascot auto

Probably works at mcdonalds or some crappy place. I don't care what this dumb kid does with his money. If he wants to think hes getting my girl and hes spending 300 bucks to get blocked on facebook go ahead.

[shadymccoy25]

See I thought of that. But then I was like "300 bucks and maybe a nice dinner for her, posting it on facebook for him to see would be hilarious...

Go to Moro is Wilmington

[jmscoggin]

Probably works at mcdonalds or some crappy place. I don't care what this dumb kid does with his money. If he wants to think hes getting my girl and hes spending 300 bucks to get blocked on facebook go ahead.

Does this at least make sense in your head? A story teller you are not. We have no idea what the hell is going on which is why everyone is clowning on you. Hopefully you are just drunk because if this is the sober and coherent version of you, no way in hell an accredited college is ever going to hire you. Besides, if you let Ben take your girl, it doesn't get more emasculating than that.

[no10pin]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

There are so, so many awesome statements in this thread, but this is my favorite.

[sportzluvr1]

Give er the D.

[89transam]

Adderall + facebook + teenagers + money = this thread?
my college math professor taught me that

[Sauceman]

Wilburham?

[Big]

Why are we on page 5 and yet to see a picture of this alleged girlfriend? At this point I'll take a picture of the dude offering the money. Just like any good book pictures help the story.

[BossHardy202]

My take on this thread

[Coug46n2]

I came to Blowout for the baseball cards. I stay because of threads like this one.

[sportzluvr1]

I came to Blowout for the baseball cards. I stay because of threads like this one.

Is that a picture of the OP as your avatar??


;)

[Coug46n2]

Is that a picture of the OP as your avatar??


;)

Squints doesn't need no Wally auto or $300 to get the girl. Squints is a playa.

[89transam]

thank you OP for the new line in my signature.

[hofcollector2]

What happens if I hit the buy it now on the Wally and purchase it instead? Or was this thread made to spam the Wally ;-)

[goldglove2144]

Touché, but sadly the 400 bucks that comes outta my pocket for rent disagrees.

$400 bucks for rental is stupid cheap...you might HAVE a girlfriend, but like they say, birds of a feather flock together...you haven't had one intelligent post on here since you started posting.

[89transam]

What happens if I hit the buy it now on the Wally and purchase it instead? Or was this thread made to spam the Wally ;-)

OPs girlfriend that he lives with would not be impressed

[big4mi2ke0]

http://mybroadband.co.za/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Troll-connoisseur.jpg

OP right now.

[HadWayTooMuch]

Without a picture of your girlfriend, this thread is pretty much useless!

[dasiegel]

Been a few lately. Guess you could call it the basketball section.

too far?

yea no, this only happens here, don't blame it on bball.

Such a weird thread.

hahahahaha, yup

Aren't they called professors?

hahahaha rotflmao... nope college math teachers

thank you OP for the new line in my signature.

and we have a winner:)!

[Onions]

Squints doesn't need no Wally auto or $300 to get the girl. Squints is a playa.

Just ask Wendy Peffercorn!

[sjorgen5]

Just ask Wendy Peffercorn!

And/or their army of children.

[hohlernr]

Man what is wrong with our education system when someone like the OP has made it to his third year of college?

[sportzluvr1]

Squints doesn't need no Wally auto or $300 to get the girl. Squints is a playa.

Faking a near-death experience to get a little tongue makes you a "playa"?!

He does have balls, ill give Mr. Paladores that.

[death2redemptions]

Well, if his prophecy holds true, it may be the only type of guist he is going to have the ability to try for the foreseeable future. :coffee: The other kind is awfully hard without a lady as much as Deathy has tried to prove that wrong.

Dude, I have always had two girlfriends at all time. They do whatever I tell them to, they never cheat on me and unless one of my hands gets caught in the drainer, they will never leave me.

I'm just a positive person is all. I have a goal and I'm going to achieve it. My bad if I have aspirations that I will achieve.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz150/JDfromAZ10/1362115761_Billy-Madison-I-am-the-smartest-man-alive_zpsccsium4g.gif (http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDfromAZ10/media/1362115761_Billy-Madison-I-am-the-smartest-man-alive_zpsccsium4g.gif.html)

[petillo64]

I came to Blowout for the baseball cards. I stay because of threads like this one.

As a newer member, I must admit this is true. Other forums expect everyone to be polite and civil, which is just plain boring.

[exitmusicblue]

Newbloods, welcome aboard. And please memorize the following, as it is the BO Code...

http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af310/welderj/GbrCKvL_zps09483ae0.png

[jbrandonw]

Take his $300, spend $100 on her and then see who she's more impressed with. Win/win.

[Jwalker]

Plot twist- Your girl had a three way with Wally and the Facebook dude aka Mr. Still yo girl.

[Bob Loblaw]

And weve been together for over 2 years living together

Im 20 shes 19



You were living with a 17 year old?

Is that legal in your state?

[speedyjg13]

Instead of making this thread, why dont you stand up and do something ?Why cant you confront the guy about trying to hit up on your girl? That would solve everything and is the common sens thing to do.

[tonedef2oo8]

Im young by age, but Ive had my life figured out since I was 10. College math teacher. So right now im in my third year of college and gettig myself set up to hopefully start teaching in a little over a year.

But yet your story writing skills look like letters in a blender.

[base set]

Well, sure beats saying "Hey guys, I'm a total noob, so which hobby box should I buy just so I can complain about Topps some more"

[jmscoggin]

Well, sure beats saying "Hey guys, I'm a total noob, so which hobby box should I buy just so I can complain about Topps some more"

Does it, does it really?

[Tvanho]

Wife her...

[89transam]

Wife her...

this.
take that $300, go to Walmart and buy her an engagement ring.

[IowaCubs1]

this.
take that $300, go to Walmart and buy her an engagement ring.

I had my life figured out when I was 10 years old...... LOL :coffee:

[lemur01]

Will you accept my offer or not?

Your girls sugar hole is mine for the taking!

Muhahahaha!

[shadymccoy25]

Will you accept my offer or not?

Your girls sugar hole is mine for the taking!

Muhahahaha!

Hahahaha this cracked me up

[lemur01]

Lmao.

Just finished reading thread.

Something humorous I noticed on page 3:

OP refers to himself as just poor now vs. the infamous "super poor".

:D

[petillo64]

Sounds like she is about to bail. Facebook guy's pimp hand is strong.

My advice: knock her up immediately and commit her to a life of poor, aspiring college math helper outer guy. Then she can grow old and bitter, spending her whole life thinking about what could have been with $300 Wally mascot auto Facebook guy.

In all seriousness, if there was a way to track these people like the Truman Show, I'd lay $100 down on Facebook guy getting in it within 6 months.

[lazygambler]

You were living with a 17 year old?

Is that legal in your state?

Bahahahahaha. I am so glad I am not the only one who picked up on that. This young man has had it super rough. Think about it everyone! How many of us were 18 supporting our future wife, paying for school, and paying to put a roof over both of our heads at that age!? huh!?!?! You people make me sick

http://media.giphy.com/media/sWjYcwjhztY0E/giphy.gif

[lazygambler]

Newbloods, welcome aboard. And please memorize the following, as it is the BO Code...

http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af310/welderj/GbrCKvL_zps09483ae0.png

He was so wise... so young

[awz50]

How did I miss this gold of a thread?!?!? Thank you OP for your stupidity.

[Poolside]

Ha hahahahha there's only one watcher on this Wally auto is it the McDonald's kid??? Draino take the $300 and bet on Kentucky better odds of them winning than your girlfriend not cheating... Sorry to tell you

[CasperMcLovin]

This is amazing.

[exitmusicblue]

How did I miss this gold of a thread?!?!? Thank you OP for your stupidity.

Welcome, awz.... not only that, this one is actually baseball-related (thanks Wally) and doesn't flagrantly violate any rules. Staying power !!

[StraWMyerS]

272861

272860

[duwal]

Probably works at mcdonalds or some crappy place. I don't care what this dumb kid does with his money. If he wants to think hes getting my girl and hes spending 300 bucks to get blocked on facebook go ahead.

So you're talking trash about someone who works at "McDonald's or some crappy place" yet your big aspiration is to be a "college math teacher"??? :D :)! Yes because as we all know a teacher in the U.S. is straight up baller status

[JBird]

oh man where did OP go???? i don't want this to end.

[callou2131]

Again, screenshots or your full of crap. Also pics of the woman. Want to see if she is fappable.

[exitmusicblue]

Again, screenshots or your full of crap. Also pics of the woman. Want to see if she is fappable.

Edited.....

[jmscoggin]

The answer lies in his Twitter account. I am sure ppl have already checked it out, but are refraining from posting as that would be going too far.

I will leave it to someone else to go into details...

I do not now nor will I ever participate in the thing they refer to as Twitter. Maybe it is the get off my lawn stage but regardless, I have drawn the line in the sand. My Myspace page kicks arse though.

[duwal]

Again, screenshots or your full of crap. Also pics of the woman. Want to see if she is fappable.


Is the OP......
http://abcnews.go.com/images/US/ht_teo_black_man_meme_jef_130117_wblog.jpg

[exitmusicblue]

I do not now nor will I ever participate in the thing they refer to as Twitter. Maybe it is the get off my lawn stage but regardless, I have drawn the line in the sand. My Myspace page kicks arse though.

Uh oh, HMS Coggin in before the edit...... what have we done.............:eek::eek::eek:

[exitmusicblue]

Is the OP......
http://abcnews.go.com/images/US/ht_teo_black_man_meme_jef_130117_wblog.jpg

No... he most definitely has a gf.

Thing is, OP has said funny things but nothing malicious. So I don't feel the urge to tear him down...

[Sauceman]

I can't remember this much flack for an OP since that guy was thrilled to pull a Kellen Moore auto out of a blaster...Need to dig that one back up.

[Reverend Ghost]

I...I can't even right now. This smells like leftovers. Or infidelity. Or leftovers due to infidelity.

[SDcardguy24]

I can't remember this much flack for an OP since that guy was thrilled to pull a Kellen Moore auto out of a blaster...Need to dig that one back up.

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/football-box-breaks/417718-1-topps-strata-blaster-walmart.html

[arod305]

I think your best alternative to impress her rn is just give her a little cream pie surprise action. That will either impress her or really piss her off.

My best advice.

[jlzinck]

I think your best alternative to impress her rn is just give her a little cream pie surprise action. That will either impress her or really piss her off.

My best advice.

Banana Cream pie or Boston Cream Pie?

[jmscoggin]

I still can't believe that I'm the only one to realize that Benshobbies is the guy with the inside track on the OP's lady friend. Now we know what he had been saving up his money for. All the true players work for the Golden Arches.

[exitmusicblue]

I still can't believe that I'm the only one to realize that Benshobbies is the guy with the inside track on the OP's lady friend. Now we know what he had been saving up his money for. All the true players work for the Golden Arches.

It is most definitely Ben. Dude quietly watches out for our enjoyment all the time, he's the guardian angel of Blowout. Like Delirium from Sandman, if anyone gets the reference.

[Sauceman]

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/football-box-breaks/417718-1-topps-strata-blaster-walmart.html

You are a hero, thanks for doing the leg work.

[awz50]

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/football-box-breaks/417718-1-topps-strata-blaster-walmart.html

Holy god this thread was gold..

[jmscoggin]

You are a hero, thanks for doing the leg work.

So much banned goodness and better yet .............................. a PTF sighting. :flex::flex::)!

[calculusdork]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d5/d51ed1a37b7b032b6878a160c8801570f0e585ae58d6e46c4b0a4f2c164c85bb.jpg

[ninjacookies]

inb4 Jerry Springer.

[jlzinck]

So much banned goodness and better yet .............................. a PTF sighting. :flex::flex::)!

I stopped counting when I got to 6 banned members

[XL5]

Girlfriend is making all this up. She's hitting it with this guy from middle school who found her on Facebook. She came up with this BS about the $300 card to confuse and distract.

That or she just wants attention. "Look, some random guy is going to blow $300 just to impress me. What are you going to do?"

But probably the former.

[/Occam's]

[calculusdork]

Girlfriend is making all this up. She's hitting it with this guy from middle school who found her on Facebook. She came up with this BS about the $300 card to confuse and distract.

[/Occam's]

I followed the Razor ... it checks out.

[jmscoggin]

I stopped counting when I got to 6 banned members

I stopped reading on page three and pretty sure I was already up to 6. There is only so much idiocy I can stand though and 2 1/2 pages was apparently my limit. No idea why I've been able to hang in there so long on this steaming turd.

[Reverend Ghost]

Girlfriend is making all this up. She's hitting it with this guy from middle school who found her on Facebook. She came up with this BS about the $300 card to confuse and distract.

That or she just wants attention. "Look, some random guy is going to blow $300 just to impress me. What are you going to do?"

But probably the former.

[/Occam's]

This all day. Let the new roommate search begin. I'd suggest someone with stock in Kleenex.

[jmscoggin]

This all day. Let the new roommate search begin. I'd suggest someone with stock in Kleenex.

D2R, paging Deathy.

[Reverend Ghost]

Also, OP, I'd go get your junk checked, typically bad news comes in threes. Somebody see what I did there.

[Sauceman]

Holy god this thread was gold..

Just read it all over again, and still laughed. Hard. Sad to see what became of Brandon, was hoping he would rebound and become a valued member of the community.

[death2redemptions]

D2R, paging Deathy.

With the amount needed for me Kleenex has become way too expensive so I just use the same towel to clean up now. I will say though, that towel has become incredibly crisp and I could probably break it in half if I wanted to.

[fungi2510]

Bahahahahaha. I am so glad I am not the only one who picked up on that. This young man has had it super rough. Think about it everyone! How many of us were 18 supporting our future wife, paying for school, and paying to put a roof over both of our heads at that age!? huh!?!?! You people make me sick

http://media.giphy.com/media/sWjYcwjhztY0E/giphy.gif

I am so off topic, which is saying a ton from this thread, but what is this gif from?

[89transam]

OP, regardless of what we all say to you.. don't ever give up on your dream of being a college math teacher. I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

[Reverend Ghost]

OP, regardless of what we all say to you.. don't ever give up on your dream of being a college math teacher. I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.


^^^^^How bout them apples! Lmfao.

[death2redemptions]

I'm a rockit scentist and a brian surgon, I just got bad grammer.

[lazygambler]

I am so off topic, which is saying a ton from this thread, but what is this gif from?

You are not the first to wonder! I actually had a PM about it. :D It is only one of the greatest movies ever made!!!

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xlqhfC9q1r75wpso1_500.gif

[exitmusicblue]

Awaiting OP's return and some more gems with bated breath...

[duwal]

Awaiting OP's return and some more gems with bated breath...

he's distraught that his girl packed up her stuff and moved out. She goes where the Wally goes :devil:

[Sauceman]

Thought I was the only clown repeatedly checking this thread for updates.

[jmscoggin]

I think the OP used up all of his stupid last night and is refilling it right now, give him time.

[THE(NEXT)LEVEL]

Edited.....

:)!:)!:)! That twitter is gold!!!

[chonk34]

FInally I find this thred on blowout. this guy dranide sell me autograph baseball on eBay, send pics of girl on texts, but i saw package in mailbox, not big enough for girl. I open package, just green guy on card with autograph, not girl in card, not in mailbox, not in houyse no girl. I leave negative feedback for no girl include? Text on phone says "Ya ya girl for sure include,

[exitmusicblue]

:)!:)!:)! That twitter is gold!!!

It... it is the Twitter of a true baseball fan. That is just about the nicest thing I can say regarding it. :confused::confused: LOL.

[Reverend Ghost]

Finally checked the tweeter. Oh hell. This, as an entertainment package, is professional grade.

[FknMoto]

http://s28.postimg.org/wm81xypj1/wat_wat_wat_o_1681599.jpg (http://postimage.org/)


This photo brightened my day, thank you

[petillo64]

This is like a game of clue, only instead of murder, we are trying to predict When, how, and with what object Ben from McDonalds tagged OP's girl. My prediction, in the study, wearing a Wally costume, over a month ago.

[Reverend Ghost]

This is like a game of clue, only instead of murder, we are trying to predict When, how, and with what object Ben from McDonalds tagged OP's girl. My prediction, in the study, wearing a Wally costume, over a month ago.


Does the Wally costume have functioning eyeholes? I feel like that's important.

[death2redemptions]

This guy certainly doesn't miss any opportunity to bring up his girlfriend in the threads he makes:

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/baseball/833925-not-interesting-my-usual-questions-but.html

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/baseball/827172-i-finally-have-good-lcs-story.html

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/baseball/814437-trading-my-lcs-yours.html

[ALBASKETBALL]

That's why FBI pays you the big bucks

[89transam]

This guy certainly doesn't miss any opportunity to bring up his girlfriend in the threads he makes:

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/baseball/833925-not-interesting-my-usual-questions-but.html

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/baseball/827172-i-finally-have-good-lcs-story.html

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/baseball/814437-trading-my-lcs-yours.html

aka she left him 2 years ago, but he still shares stories about her as if they just happened

[wwejhardyrox]

You were living with a 17 year old?

Is that legal in your state?

I took it as "And we've been together for over 2 years; living together."

I could be wrong but I think he meant that they are currently living together and have had a relationship for 2 years. Either way this thread is gold and had me laughing.

[Metsfan1121]

This thread has already solidified it's place in Blowout history with it's bizarre story and legendary quotables. That being said, I don't think the OP deserves to be grouped in with the likes of other BO legends that he's been compared to, mainly due to his lack of illogical thinking.

[death2redemptions]

This thread has already solidified it's place in Blowout history with it's bizarre story and legendary quotables. That being said, I don't think the OP deserves to be grouped in with the likes of other BO legends that he's been compared to, mainly due to his lack of illogical thinking.

OP seems innocent enough and he's taken his licks without flipping out or reporting posts.

[jmscoggin]

OP seems innocent enough and he's taken his licks without flipping out or reporting posts.

To be fair, I'm not sure he's smart enough to know how to report something. Good call on the not flipping out part though.

[death2redemptions]

To be fair, I'm not sure he's smart enough to know how to report something. Good call on the not flipping out part though.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz150/JDfromAZ10/1172910_zps1xbquwjj.gif (http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDfromAZ10/media/1172910_zps1xbquwjj.gif.html)

[Halbert]

To be fair, I'm not sure he's smart enough to know how to report something. Good call on the not flipping out part though.

Reminds me of a thread that went poof last night.... :devil:

[metsplaya123]

Op made this thread to brag about his pretend girlfriend

[Reverend Ghost]

Op made this thread to brag about his pretend girlfriend

Oh, she's real. Well, at least according to the pics he has up on Twitter.

[exitmusicblue]

Very real...

I dunno, something about this whole thread keeps hearkening back to the olden days for me. Sure, social media is involved, but it's refreshing that it comes down to love, money, power, mano a mano, etc.

[metsplaya123]

I would love to see pics how did you find them

[Reverend Ghost]

Very real...

I dunno, something about this whole thread keeps hearkening back to the olden days for me. Sure, social media is involved, but it's refreshing that it comes down to love, money, power, mano a mano, etc.

Too real almost.

A true epic of proportions.

[Reverend Ghost]

I would love to see pics how did you find them

Love is a funny thing, man. Sometimes it's funnier than others. Somebody said something about his Twitter and I checked his profile here, sure enough, there's his Twitter handle.

[exitmusicblue]

I would love to see pics how did you find them

PM sent, in respect of privacy (though the account handle is public)...

[Tvanho]

I changed my mind. They look like a sweet young couple. OP, don't worry about stuff like this. Do what you do and just ignore the guy trying to win your girl over. If something is going to happen, it will happen whether you sell that card to him or not, but you don't need folks like that in your lives. Good luck with everything.

[exitmusicblue]

Pretty sure OP is in awe of what this thread has become and doesn't know how to respond. Which is fine. But damnit, new material would be swell.

[89transam]

FInally I find this thred on blowout. this guy dranide sell me autograph baseball on eBay, send pics of girl on texts, but i saw package in mailbox, not big enough for girl. I open package, just green guy on card with autograph, not girl in card, not in mailbox, not in houyse no girl. I leave negative feedback for no girl include? Text on phone says "Ya ya girl for sure include,

I hate when that happens!!!1

[89transam]

Pretty sure OP is in awe of what this thread has become and doesn't know how to respond. Which is fine. But damnit, new material would be swell.

he's too busy playing "bowling king" as reflected on his twitter

[exitmusicblue]

he's too busy playing "bowling king" as reflected on his twitter

he is wise... I am pretty sure BO has never dealt with anything of this nature, ever

This is like the Dalai Lama or a zen monk in the gardens... who else has life figured out since 10 and doesn't respond to repeated insults, knows true love, and wants to be a teacher.

I applaud.

[Reverend Ghost]

he's too busy playing "bowling king" as reflected on his twitter

Maybe he's the Little Lebowski.

[HadWayTooMuch]

This is getting a bit personal when you start stalking someone's twitter and such.

Just sayin'...

[exitmusicblue]

This is getting a bit personal when you start stalking someone's twitter and such.

Just sayin'...

public info in the profile, bro.. trust me, it all makes sense after. Honestly, pretty sure everyone has a better opinion of OP now.

[89transam]

if he didn't want us to check out his twitter, he wouldn't have it in his profile...

[Sdog77]

Is this a game of Clue?

[petillo64]

It's part of the Ginter code

[BostonNut]

Someone will have to explain Twitter to me...all I get when I search Dranide is an egg...

[hcow33]

If you lose the girlfriend, will your rent go up?

[aaron41984]

Please do not reproduce. And if you get that job, let us all know what college to advise our kids against.

[Bob Loblaw]

For those who can't figure out the twitter profile, it's here.

https://twitter.com/Steven_Camacho

OP talked about going to Booth's Corner in DE, which is a place I went to many times when I was attending bus driving school at Villanova.

If the OP wants to be a college math teacher, he may want to erase some of the offensive pictures and language on his twitter feed, as well as remove his high school report card, because the 2.57 GPA isn't impressive.

[callou2131]

He used the word bae in a tweet he should be banned simply for that.

[Cubs_rock21]

Here come the woof generators.

[marl1220]

I'm a rockit scentist and a brian surgon, I just got bad grammer.

Well I'm a rockit surgon and brian scentist, so I've got you beat.:)!

[exitmusicblue]

Artillery bombardment has commenced...

[89transam]

am I the only one that noticed OP has 2 belly buttons?
he posted a picture on twitter....

I cant see how some random buying a $300 card would impress his gf more than 2 belly buttons

[BostonNut]

What is bae?

[callou2131]

What is bae?

That is the total douchebag "swag" way of saying babe. Or girlfriend. It is similair to the same people that say yolo. I want to punch them in the face whenever I hear or see either of those 3 words.

[Cubs_rock21]

That is the total douchebag "swag" way of saying babe. Or girlfriend. It is similair to the same people that say yolo. I want to punch them in the face whenever I hear or see either of those 3 words.

Also means "before anyone else" or so I've learned.

#swag

[jmscoggin]

That is the total douchebag "swag" way of saying babe. Or girlfriend. It is similair to the same people that say yolo. I want to punch them in the face whenever I hear or see either of those 3 words.

Feel free to stand on my lawn.

[BostonNut]

Huh...it seems this new age lingo has not found it's way to rural Vermont quite yet...a small victory for me this morning! :flex:

That is the total douchebag "swag" way of saying babe. Or girlfriend. It is similair to the same people that say yolo. I want to punch them in the face whenever I hear or see either of those 3 words.

Also means "before anyone else" or so I've learned.

#swag

[89transam]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/082/b/5/_yolo_by_llamastickz-d4tovku.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5233d57df7febe5529b1ce4fa7640ef6/tumblr_n50ib9uqln1ro5xweo1_400.gif

[jmscoggin]

.............

You cray cray. Yes, I just punched myself in the face for typing that ridiculousness.

[metsplaya123]

That is the total douchebag "swag" way of saying babe. Or girlfriend. It is similair to the same people that say yolo. I want to punch them in the face whenever I hear or see either of those 3 words.
I will say those words to you all day long except you would not be punching me in the face

#swingingatair

[callou2131]

lol , I will just wait till im at work and hope an inmate says it. Get out my frustrations.

[exitmusicblue]

You cray cray. Yes, I just punched myself in the face for typing that ridiculousness.

HAHAHhahaha....

[exitmusicblue]

Huh...it seems this new age lingo has not found it's way to rural Vermont quite yet...a small victory for me this morning! :flex:

Vermont has its advantages, one of the last to fall to a zombie apocalypse as well as "bae"....

[lazygambler]

I will say those words to you all day long except you would not be punching me in the face

#swingingatair

Psh... Whatever, you mashed potato soft sucka

[NickM]

The difference between bae and yolo is that yolo is often said right before Darwin Award applications.

BTW, the feline version is #YOLNT.

[Reverend Ghost]

lol , I will just wait till im at work and hope an inmate says it. Get out my frustrations.


Oh hello, Percy.

[Saban1]

What did I just read?

[base set]

This thread is like Team Hot Mess coming in hot. Dang, now I have to punch myself in the face too. Twice.

[callou2131]

Oh hello, Percy.

Lmao! Nice. Twas a joke though.

[Reverend Ghost]

Lol, I meant it to be a joke as well.

[death2redemptions]

Feel free to stand on my lawn.

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/california-norcal/824991d1376873505-crazy-rave-demo-funny-pictures-history-get-off-my-lawn.jpeg (http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/california-norcal/824991d1376873505-crazy-rave-demo-funny-pictures-history-get-off-my-lawn.jpeg)

[jmscoggin]

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/california-norcal/824991d1376873505-crazy-rave-demo-funny-pictures-history-get-off-my-lawn.jpeg (http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/california-norcal/824991d1376873505-crazy-rave-demo-funny-pictures-history-get-off-my-lawn.jpeg)

You sir are always welcome to stand on my lawn but I'd prefer if you'd stop pissing on the house and crapping in the rose bushes.

[BostonNut]

This made me laugh out loud bae. (Did I use it correctly? :confused:)

You sir are always welcome to stand on my lawn but I'd prefer if you'd stop pissing on the house and crapping in the rose bushes.

[Dranide]

Okay guys. Here's how it ended and I won't be posting here after that. All the replies were really funny and this has been a hilarious last 2 days. So here it goes. The guy claimed he sent the money over paypal. I got nothing so my girlfriend blocked him and were gonna sell the card on ebay or to a fellow blowout member. If you all want your hands on this memorable card, it can be your's for the fine price of $300 dollars. It's a card that you can always look at, laugh and say "Hey that guy I bought this from was an idiot".(No but seriously isn't it worth spending 40 bucks to get shots fired at my and my "bae" for 2 days? ;)) Thank you all again and I'll see you guys on a different thread. Thanks for making this probably the fastest growing thread on blowout from what I've seen. Happy ripping.