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bradical
03-25-2015, 07:59 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA4GpqhVEAACTG9.jpg

Compared to two years ago:

http://i.imgur.com/vULqMKj.png

IkeDavis29
03-25-2015, 07:59 AM
Check him he's on juice!

89transam
03-25-2015, 08:01 AM
why does he look 10 years older??

Bassman2014
03-25-2015, 08:04 AM
All the muscle in the world isn't going to help if he can't stay on the field and make consistent contact.

TarjetasBéisbol
03-25-2015, 08:07 AM
We are just seeing a young man becoming a man and hopefully he becomes a great baseball player.

GreatAlbert
03-25-2015, 08:16 AM
We are just seeing a young man becoming a man and hopefully he becomes a great baseball player.

This exactly. Wouldn't you expect an athlete to put on a substantial amount of muscle his first year or two in professional sports?

mikecamp99
03-25-2015, 08:43 AM
I'll bet his other arm is still skinny like the former SI cover, we all now know which hand Bryce uses during lonely time, Lol. Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Quagmire locked himself in his house for several days, then when he finally came out one arm was 10x bigger then his other!

Thommy
03-25-2015, 08:52 AM
Every year it's the same thing.

asujbl
03-25-2015, 08:53 AM
It doesn't matter if he's 250 pounds of muscle or 150 pounds of skin.

He's going to hit 40 HR's this year.

I've told you once. I've told you a thousand times. The "Rory Effect" is in full swing.

XL5
03-25-2015, 08:55 AM
why does he look 10 years older??

Beard & sun. And probably some booze and fast women.

fitch123
03-25-2015, 08:57 AM
Beard & sun. And probably some booze and fast women.

The kid is Mormon, so that rules out the latter.

awz50
03-25-2015, 09:02 AM
I hope he does great this year...

philhjr1
03-25-2015, 09:05 AM
is that Gabe Kapler????

asujbl
03-25-2015, 09:06 AM
The kid is Mormon, so that rules out the latter.

The kid just cancelled his wedding after taking engagement pictures - like a week before it was supposed to happen. He knows what he wants to do. He's going full on raging.

mikecala98
03-25-2015, 09:06 AM
The kid is Mormon, so that rules out the latter.

Yeah, definitely no sun.

mikecala98
03-25-2015, 09:07 AM
The kid just cancelled his wedding after taking engagement pictures. He knows what he wants to do. He's going full on raging.

I did that. Cost me almost 50 grand but I have enjoyed life a lot more since then.

BostonNut
03-25-2015, 09:08 AM
Hanley Ramirez makes him look like a smurf...

trixstar
03-25-2015, 11:49 AM
The players will always be ahead of the testing.

trv4abb
03-25-2015, 12:33 PM
hahahah nice one on the kapler comment for harpers sake he better not be

Crazybella8
03-25-2015, 12:36 PM
What's up with players wearing pants that don't fit?

bbcardsrgreat
03-25-2015, 12:36 PM
Photo shop or he did some curls before the pics so his muscles were popping

jusdukky
03-25-2015, 12:40 PM
The players will always be ahead of the testing.

The players that have been suspended in the past may disagree a little with this statement.:rolleyes:

KrisbryantLOL
03-25-2015, 12:53 PM
Prices quoted in my harper sales thread are no longer valid.

hofcollector2
03-25-2015, 12:56 PM
The kid has not lived up to the hype and he knows it, he under a lot of pressure as the excuses keep mounting so anything is possible, but as someone said earlier he can have all the muscles in the world but unless he stays healthy it won't mean anything.
Heck I remember when Ozzie canseco, whom was bigger than Jose, came to the league and he played how many games? 20? So roid don't always make you a super star. On the flip side Ozzie probably wouldn't have even made it to the bigs without them.

douglasfir
03-25-2015, 01:02 PM
How am I older than Max? He looks like my uncle...

bounty37h
03-25-2015, 01:02 PM
I did that. Cost me almost 50 grand but I have enjoyed life a lot more since then.

How the fudge did it cost you 50 grand?!?!?!

bounty37h
03-25-2015, 01:04 PM
The kid is Mormon, so that rules out the latter.

LOL, I knew a couple Mormon girls growing up. They said they had to remain virgins, but they certainly made a couple other options more than available.

thebrett
03-25-2015, 01:07 PM
In 2015 Bryce Harper will... for the 1st time in his career... Face a Major League pitcher younger than him.

I know everyone is exhausted from the beat session surrounding Kris Bryant, BUT let's not forget Kris Bryant is 9 months OLDER than Harper. Look at what Harper did in his rehab stint in the minors last year. I am sorry, but I would take Bryce Harper 100 times out of 100 if given the choice.

As of this moment Bryant is 55 homeruns behind Harper who is effectively a full year younger.

Bryce Harper is a bad dude, Kris Bryant may also be a bad dude, but he is currently tied with me for career HR.

callou2131
03-25-2015, 01:17 PM
All I can think of when I see him

mikecala98
03-25-2015, 01:19 PM
How the fudge did it cost you 50 grand?!?!?!

Everything was paid for, non refundable. Rings, dresses, ceremony venue, DJ, photographer, honeymoon etc. I paid for all of it.

bounty37h
03-25-2015, 01:22 PM
Everything was paid for, non refundable. Rings, dresses, ceremony venue, DJ, photographer, honeymoon etc. I paid for all of it.

Wow, I don't even know what to say. How far from wedding date were you when you decided to pull out? How did you get so far if you didn't want to go through (not judging, I just cant imagine).

CubKings
03-25-2015, 01:22 PM
This exactly. Wouldn't you expect an athlete to put on a substantial amount of muscle his first year or two in professional sports?

That's the evidence people have for guys like Sosa, Mac and Bonds, too. They were smallish when they first came out then they got big over the years. Which I'd imagine would happen by working out, with or without roids.

KrisbryantLOL
03-25-2015, 01:29 PM
Everything was paid for, non refundable. Rings, dresses, ceremony venue, DJ, photographer, honeymoon etc. I paid for all of it.

Sell rings. Hire escort. Go on honeymoon with new friend. Bring DJ and photographer to capture said honeymoon. Send to ex fiancé.


Edit. If you backed out ignore all the above. That would be just cruel

bounty37h
03-25-2015, 01:33 PM
Sell rings. Hire escort. Go on honeymoon with new friend. Bring DJ and photographer to capture said honeymoon. Send to ex fiancé.


Edit. If you backed out ignore all the above. That would be just cruel

I was thinking the same thing though (minus send pics to ex fiancé, unless you really just don't like her, then its fine of course), to also add go ahead and throw kick ass party at venue you already rented and paid for as well as had dj, bar, etc. At least get some use out of what you paid for.

kyle1707
03-25-2015, 03:40 PM
In 2015 Bryce Harper will... for the 1st time in his career... Face a Major League pitcher younger than him.

I know everyone is exhausted from the beat session surrounding Kris Bryant, BUT let's not forget Kris Bryant is 9 months OLDER than Harper. Look at what Harper did in his rehab stint in the minors last year. I am sorry, but I would take Bryce Harper 100 times out of 100 if given the choice.

As of this moment Bryant is 55 homeruns behind Harper who is effectively a full year younger.

Bryce Harper is a bad dude, Kris Bryant may also be a bad dude, but he is currently tied with me for career HR.

If he can just play a full season ... All these threads will finally end...

Because if he plays 150 he is going to hit at worst 25 home runs and have 150-175 hits at 22... which is really good

than this will end.. So please don't break anything bryce

SaveMeTheGum
03-25-2015, 03:57 PM
Good lord. He is going to destroy some baseballs this year... Hopefully he can stay healthy/stop running into walls.

Firerunner4
03-25-2015, 03:58 PM
Good lord. He is going to destroy some baseballs this year... Hopefully he can stay healthy/stop running into walls.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/danpolice233/harper4.gif (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/danpolice233/media/harper4.gif.html)

mwash1983
03-25-2015, 03:59 PM
In 2015 Bryce Harper will... for the 1st time in his career... Face a Major League pitcher younger than him.

I know everyone is exhausted from the beat session surrounding Kris Bryant, BUT let's not forget Kris Bryant is 9 months OLDER than Harper. Look at what Harper did in his rehab stint in the minors last year. I am sorry, but I would take Bryce Harper 100 times out of 100 if given the choice.

As of this moment Bryant is 55 homeruns behind Harper who is effectively a full year younger.

Bryce Harper is a bad dude, Kris Bryant may also be a bad dude, but he is currently tied with me for career HR.

And he's less than 6 months younger than Trout and is 98 HRs behind.

W_Raoul2
03-25-2015, 04:03 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/danpolice233/harper4.gif (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/danpolice233/media/harper4.gif.html)

If only there were some kind of dirt or a different texture surface to "warn" a player of an impending wall. :rolleyes:

whodeynation765
03-25-2015, 04:09 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/danpolice233/harper4.gif (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/danpolice233/media/harper4.gif.html)

DIRT NAP..........

Archangel1775
03-25-2015, 04:11 PM
It's great that he is in shape. I do want to point out that males tend to get stronger as they age. The "old man strength" typically applies. For Bryce Harper, he's young and has a lot on his shoulders. It looks like he is taking it seriously although it would be a sad day in our hobby that prices go up based on a players forearm on a magazine cover.

hofcollector2
03-25-2015, 04:14 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/danpolice233/harper4.gif (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/danpolice233/media/harper4.gif.html)

Lol.......

XL5
03-25-2015, 04:16 PM
And he's less than 6 months younger than Trout and is 98 HRs behind.

Yeah, but they'll be tied by the end of June.


Right? That's what I'm hearing anyway.

TuukkaTime
03-25-2015, 09:32 PM
Beard & sun. And probably some booze and fast women.

That's a clown question bro.

Archangel1775
03-25-2015, 09:49 PM
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Archangel1775
03-25-2015, 09:49 PM
And he's less than 6 months younger than Trout and is 98 HRs behind.

Yeah, but they'll be tied by the end of June.


Right? That's what I'm hearing anyway.

No, you misheard. They were talking about Kris Bryant

metsplaya123
03-25-2015, 09:50 PM
Where is jaypers with the Girl Scout cookies bryce thread