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burke23
09-01-2015, 09:20 AM
Heard on the radio that a woman is claiming to have had Peterson's kid (would be #9), and asked for $1.9 million in total support for the kid. To his credit AP said 'no way' it seems, but still for a guy who's wife is expecting, he is an idiot who needs to keep it in his pants.

Idiot or not, her requested payments crack me up - what an expensive tryst.

Seems TMZ has the story:
Adrian Peterson -- Alleged Baby Mama Demands $2 Million ... Gets Stiff Arm | TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/31/adrian-peterson-rejects-2-million-settlement-from-alleged-baby-mama/)

ld8759
09-01-2015, 09:28 AM
Call Maury Povich...and for the kid"s sake,I hope it isn"t his. We know how he disciplines them.

usafshelland
09-01-2015, 11:25 AM
Honestly, I can't take fault with her. He needed a massage and got a whole lot more. Dumb ass needs to figure out that girls don't want his D they want his $.

But man, at least frigin' pull out! WTF

HBMC
09-01-2015, 12:58 PM
Honestly, I can't take fault with her. He needed a massage and got a whole lot more. Dumb ass needs to figure out that girls don't want his D they want his $.

But man, at least frigin' pull out! WTF

Where will the next generation of NFL Caliber RB's come from?

88horsepower
09-01-2015, 01:06 PM
Travis Henry, Antonio Cromartie and Adrian Peterson have fathered enough children collectively to a 25-man MLB active roster. Sadly, they also have enough baby-mamas to equal full 11 on 11 drills in an NFL practice.

Travis Henry has fathered at least 11 kids with 10 different women.
Cromartie has fathered at least 12 kids with 8 different women.
Peterson has fathered at least 7 kids with at least 4 different women.

Hey, at least Peterson has better ratios than those other two morons. :rolleyes:

indyguy
09-01-2015, 01:31 PM
Travis Henry, Antonio Cromartie and Adrian Peterson have fathered enough children collectively to a 25-man MLB active roster. Sadly, they also have enough baby-mamas to equal full 11 on 11 drills in an NFL practice.

Travis Henry has fathered at least 11 kids with 10 different women.
Cromartie has fathered at least 12 kids with 8 different women.
Peterson has fathered at least 7 kids with at least 4 different women.

Hey, at least Peterson has better ratios than those other two morons. :rolleyes:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/wtf/OMGRalph_Furley.gif

No wonder Travis Henry tried to put together a drug ring. He couldn't afford to pay his child support.

ssbledsoe
09-01-2015, 01:41 PM
Travis Henry, Antonio Cromartie and Adrian Peterson have fathered enough children collectively to a 25-man MLB active roster. Sadly, they also have enough baby-mamas to equal full 11 on 11 drills in an NFL practice.

Travis Henry has fathered at least 11 kids with 10 different women.
Cromartie has fathered at least 12 kids with 8 different women.
Peterson has fathered at least 7 kids with at least 4 different women.

Hey, at least Peterson has better ratios than those other two morons. :rolleyes:

They should at least learn to wear a condom or use an orafice that won't result in pregnancy...:coffee:

MasterPattie
09-01-2015, 01:54 PM
I'm not judging AP, but he's got more kids than children of the corn.

Here's how to be broke - Have a bunch of kids out of wedlock.

Your bank account will be drained in no time. I hope AP doesn't end up like so many other broke athletes.

trixstar
09-01-2015, 01:59 PM
Call Maury Povich...and for the kid"s sake,I hope it isn"t his. We know how he disciplines them.

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/1/6/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1323-1367405871-1.gif

panther252
09-01-2015, 02:08 PM
Travis Henry, Antonio Cromartie and Adrian Peterson have fathered enough children collectively to a 25-man MLB active roster. Sadly, they also have enough baby-mamas to equal full 11 on 11 drills in an NFL practice.

Travis Henry has fathered at least 11 kids with 10 different women.
Cromartie has fathered at least 12 kids with 8 different women.
Peterson has fathered at least 7 kids with at least 4 different women.

Hey, at least Peterson has better ratios than those other two morons. :rolleyes:

Marshall Faulk's could act as the reserves.

88horsepower
09-01-2015, 02:19 PM
Marshall Faulk's could act as the reserves.

Yup, 6 kids with 3 different women.

panther252
09-01-2015, 02:25 PM
Yup, 6 kids with 3 different women.

It's actually 4 different women last I heard lol. Them running backs!

lisu
09-01-2015, 03:53 PM
Kanye said it best!

18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai

88horsepower
09-01-2015, 04:18 PM
It's actually 4 different women last I heard lol. Them running backs!

Ah, we both had it wrong. He has 5 kids: Presley Faulk, Farrah Faulk, Marshall Faulk Jr., Gabrielle Faulk & Brooklyn Faulk.

panther252
09-01-2015, 04:25 PM
Ah, we both had it wrong. He has 5 kids: Presley Faulk, Farrah Faulk, Marshall Faulk Jr., Gabrielle Faulk & Brooklyn Faulk.

Those might just be the ones he acknowledges? Lol.

88horsepower
09-01-2015, 04:33 PM
Those might just be the ones he acknowledges? Lol.

Heyo! :D:D:D:D:D

byronscott4ever
09-01-2015, 09:32 PM
Not sure why more agents don't tell their players to join the v club and save a lot of $$$

IronMonkey415
09-01-2015, 09:46 PM
Remember that one Byron Scott teammates that was in the V Club for a long time?

burke23
09-01-2015, 10:12 PM
Remember that one Byron Scott teammates that was in the V Club for a long time?


AC Green! From one extreme to another. Especially impressive for a basketball player.

88horsepower
09-01-2015, 10:24 PM
AC Green! From one extreme to another. Especially impressive for a basketball player.

No kidding. That must have taken some serious discipline on his part. Women were likely everywhere when he was in his heyday and he kept celibate.

ninjacookies
09-01-2015, 10:48 PM
Russell Wilson needs to open up a sexual discipline camp for these guys.