So what would David Ortiz be doing if he wasn't playing baseball you ask?

[tchronis24]

He'd be doing this.
Oh and not sure if this is NFSW but I'll put it anyway so people don't start going crazy
POSSIBLY NFSW
David Ortiz Says Dream Job Would Be Porn Star If He Weren't a Baseball Player | Bleacher Report (http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2571327-david-ortiz-says-his-dream-job-would-be-pornstar-if-he-werent-a-baseball-player?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial)

[ToppsCollector1]

You think his nickname "Big Papi" would be his porn name? :D

[rcgdodge]

I wouldn't let him collect my trash.

[THE(NEXT)LEVEL]

I have a patient that would custom fit players for clothes/suits, and he told me that all Ortiz would do is watch porn even in the clubhouse.

[Bars and Bar]

I wouldn't let him collect my trash.

What are you hiding in your trash?

[IronMonkey415]

A lot of perverted and sick comments coming out from these athlete the past few days.
Kevin Durant (NBA guy) wants his unwashed ass eaten, only thing we are waiting for is news to come out regarding a NFL player.

[coltsnsox07]

Wildlife photographer?
http://http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz43/coltsnsox07/121211102125-ortiz-chasing-iguana-golf-single-image-cut1_zpsbc467845.jpg (http://s812.photobucket.com/user/coltsnsox07/media/121211102125-ortiz-chasing-iguana-golf-single-image-cut1_zpsbc467845.jpg.html)

[CubKings]

A lot of perverted and sick comments coming out from these athlete the past few days.
Kevin Durant (NBA guy) wants his unwashed ass eaten, only thing we are waiting for is news to come out regarding a NFL player.

What?......... I must have missed something..

[IronMonkey415]

No we are just assuming it is Kevin Durant
http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/off-topic/922959-lets-play-nba-player.html