Funny eBay listing if you need a laugh

[SaveMeTheGum]

I'm not sure if this is Jason Mars' other eBay account, or if this is a close relative of his, but this description is worth a laugh...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mickey-Mantle-1952-Topps-311-Gaded-EX-5-by-PCAA-2nd-grader-GMA-R-P-possible-/272193213466?hash=item3f5ffad41a:g:lOIAAOSwJQdW-98x

[Doublexthebeast]

You can't get much better than that. Great stuff right there.

[HOFAutoRookies]

Holy run on sentence Mr. Lahey

[Bhenry4]

Went for a laugh, left with a headache.

[Davesportscards]

So here's what I got:

Seller is 71
He does b/s/t on his $300 iPad
Is a Wounded Warrior
Has COPD

[kyle1707]

his completed items ... lol


click on completed not sold to see all...

Good old ebay not caring or protecting...

[texmcpherson]

The eff did I just read? Anyone have appinions?

[njdunkin1]

So here's what I got:

Seller is 71
He does b/s/t on his $300 iPad
Is a Wounded Warrior
Has COPD

Exactly what I was going to post lol. His iPad is actually a rare "$300,00" iPad, not too many of those released.

[no10pin]

If this guy really is 71, there's no chance he's not Jason Mars dad.

Don't return Mickey you buy Mickey you own Mickey!

[Firerunner4]

My favorite line is

"I don't won't to listen to all your bull s&% either look at the damm coin you like it bid on the damm thing GETCHA some of that wes I thank this is the most beautiful ex 5 I've ever seen"

That's almost signature worthy

[Hollywood42]

I can't do it. I seriously can't read the whole description. I can only make it a few lines in before I need to stop

[Bhenry4]

1958 Roger Maris PSA DNA NM MT 8 Indians | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/1958-Roger-Maris-PSA-DNA-NM-MT-8-Indians-/131767795817?hash=item1eadf90069:g:lnUAAOSwgApW~UnS)

This is even better

[TrueNE_09]

For those who don't want to click the horrid link, the description is below. Full disclosure, I only read like 4 lines and had to stop as I could actually feel my IQ dropping with each passing word. Holy crap that's the worst thing I've ever read in my life.

Here it is:

The story behind this card first buyer was willing to pay $11,000 so I was going to sell for that then I started getting these nasty phone calls about this being reprint and I won't to check it out so I sent it to GMA the gradeing co that I always use hoping that they would really grade it you know print analysts weight paper thickness measurements well they didn't do anything didn't remove card from case like I thought they would do to grade it they just sent it back with note could be reprint I don't know if what I ask was agianst gradeing brother hood not to go agianst one another's appinion since then I have taken more phone calls calling me from every thing to a warmed over piece of #@#@#@#@ this last syco Johnny GAGS AKA lance Linett bought this card last weekend for $500,00 I sent him 3 shipping labels to pay for his winning bid he told me he don't buy counterfiting scam cards from ass hole like me I told him all the info I new I wrote sense thrn this syco has called me,5 times with nasty vulgar messages I put a non payment buyer charge on him and here it is for sale read the damm caption about this card I'm 71 I buy sell trade on a $300,00 iPad I bought at pawnshop every body thinks I'm a card grader got some damm reason I've been a member at eBay for 2 years love gradeing I've filled 2 complaints about cyber messaging harrasmrnt no help after this sale I will no longer be a eBay vender I deserve better treatment being a wounded warrior than what some have called me I have 2 other cycle that's been I salting to me I'm done read the damm description about the card that's all I can tell you if you don't like description don't bid don't bid selling as a graded reprint reprint reprint on return offered no return for you who no speakers English don't return Mickey you buy Mickey you own Mickey I had 2 Spanish Americans call me they had no idea what the he'll that means and for all you self made ebay card graders I don't won't to listen to all your bull #@#@#@#@ either look at the damm coin you like it bid on the damm thing GETCHA some of that wes I thank this is the most beautiful ex 5 I've ever seen it has damm close to perfect centering good color and it's to bad I can't keep it I need the money this COPD getting the best of me well look at this card closely wee ya,wes

[TrueNE_09]

For those who don't want to click the horrid link, the description is below. Full disclosure, I only read like 4 lines and had to stop as I could actually feel my IQ dropping with each passing word. Holy crap that's the worst thing I've ever read in my life.

Here it is:

The story behind this card first buyer was willing to pay $11,000 so I was going to sell for that then I started getting these nasty phone calls about this being reprint and I won't to check it out so I sent it to GMA the gradeing co that I always use hoping that they would really grade it you know print analysts weight paper thickness measurements well they didn't do anything didn't remove card from case like I thought they would do to grade it they just sent it back with note could be reprint I don't know if what I ask was agianst gradeing brother hood not to go agianst one another's appinion since then I have taken more phone calls calling me from every thing to a warmed over piece of #@#@#@#@ this last syco Johnny GAGS AKA lance Linett bought this card last weekend for $500,00 I sent him 3 shipping labels to pay for his winning bid he told me he don't buy counterfiting scam cards from ass hole like me I told him all the info I new I wrote sense thrn this syco has called me,5 times with nasty vulgar messages I put a non payment buyer charge on him and here it is for sale read the damm caption about this card I'm 71 I buy sell trade on a $300,00 iPad I bought at pawnshop every body thinks I'm a card grader got some damm reason I've been a member at eBay for 2 years love gradeing I've filled 2 complaints about cyber messaging harrasmrnt no help after this sale I will no longer be a eBay vender I deserve better treatment being a wounded warrior than what some have called me I have 2 other cycle that's been I salting to me I'm done read the damm description about the card that's all I can tell you if you don't like description don't bid don't bid selling as a graded reprint reprint reprint on return offered no return for you who no speakers English don't return Mickey you buy Mickey you own Mickey I had 2 Spanish Americans call me they had no idea what the he'll that means and for all you self made ebay card graders I don't won't to listen to all your bull #@#@#@#@ either look at the damm coin you like it bid on the damm thing GETCHA some of that wes I thank this is the most beautiful ex 5 I've ever seen it has damm close to perfect centering good color and it's to bad I can't keep it I need the money this COPD getting the best of me well look at this card closely wee ya,wes

I will also add that yes, I do care about vets and their struggles, some of which could explain this person's writing ability, so I'm not poking fun at them, I'm just saying it is really bad.

[mr_yoshi_san]

1958 Roger Maris PSA DNA NM MT 8 Indians | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/1958-Roger-Maris-PSA-DNA-NM-MT-8-Indians-/131767795817?hash=item1eadf90069:g:lnUAAOSwgApW~UnS)

This is even better

:coffee::coffee::coffee:

[jmhenderson17]

9 times out of 10 I read these type of 'funny eBay' postings just to make sure I didn't screw something up.

That said, this one is especially good.

[IndySportsCards]

I told him if it came with a free Bip Roberts poster than we could talk!

[Ironman]

I didn't get to finish reading the whole thing as I passed out from shortness of breath.

[mrmopar]

Guy sounds like an idiot. However, any buyer of that item is a bigger idiot. Man, has mankind really slipped this far? We are doomed!

[Mstepper]

Bath salts?

[HOFAutoRookies]

Guy sounds like an idiot. However, any buyer of that item is a bigger idiot. Man, has mankind really slipped this far? We are doomed!



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