So the wife allows you a second wife...
 

So I have a friend, who is in his mid 30's, and so is his wife. Somehow, the wife allowed him to have a second "wife" who just so happens to be 18 years old. Obviously he can't get married twice, but the second one would just be a live-in third partner. His wife is STUNNING by the way... but the new girl is just as equally hot. Crazy hot! Not to mention she's just 18 years old.

How will this all turn out? Your thoughts?

Discuss...

Technically it's like FMK without the K :bunny:

The wife probably forgot to mention that she has a second "husband". :devil:

[QUOTE=LRV;9410704]The wife probably forgot to mention that she has a second "husband". :devil:[/QUOTE]

A very likely solution to your two cat riddle ;)

Great point.

I'm just wondering if they'll be any triple way... :eek:

Triple auto ON-CARD!!! :flex:

Holy Moly!

What 18 year old would want a married 30-something year old? Something's sketchy about this household

Sounds awesome in theory, not so good in practice.

As soon as the fun is over the nagging begins.

I can't imagine the nagging I get now, doubled. Thanks but no thanks.

Now if I had a guest house...different story.

Sounds like someone is jealous.

If they have a baby would the baby share nipples? The 18 years old wife nips as well as it's own mother's nips?

[QUOTE=Metsfan1121;9410762]What 18 year old would want a married 30-something year old? Something's sketchy about this household[/QUOTE]

Nothing sketchy about it. She's not an illegal or anything... All American girl born and raised. Hot, smart, nice... I've met her. She simply loves him, and his wife is ok with that. They had some rocky times, but they're over that.

I guess age is not everything. What I would love to know is, when will I catch a break like this! :D

need to see some pics

[QUOTE=IronMonkey415;9410844]If they have a baby would the baby share nipples? The 18 years old wife nips as well as it's own mother's nips?[/QUOTE]

Great question!

I guess they would swap breasts from time to time? Not sure, can't help you there. I do know they both plan of having babies at some point. I wonder how that will work out.

I've heard of that show with the guy and the four wives... but this situation is both wives under the same roof! :coffee:

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9410665]So I have a friend, who is in his mid 30's, and so is his wife. Somehow, the wife allowed him to have a second "wife" who just so happens to be 18 years old. Obviously he can't get married twice, but the second one would just be a live-in third partner. His wife is STUNNING by the way... but the new girl is just as equally hot. Crazy hot! Not to mention she's just 18 years old.

How will this all turn out? Your thoughts?

Discuss...[/QUOTE]

Is the 18 year old a metaphor for you? Is hot a metaphor for mildly unattractive at best? Is crazy hot a metaphor for SMH? So many questions. So little time to SMH!!!!!!

guy should put together a manuscript and start shopping it around. plenty would buy his book, i'd bet.

[QUOTE=phosgene;9410889]guy should put together a manuscript and start shopping it around. plenty would buy his book, i'd bet.[/QUOTE]

So you're saying I should offer my time and camcorder to document the whole thing?

$$$$$$??? :eek:

maybe that's an option. i was thinking the guy who arranged this agreement should be the one writing the book. he must have some secrets, and the married men of america would like to know them. lol

One would assume the wife dresses like this:

[img]http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/06/d79d065c-7074-4fe5-8a88-c3035c14cecd.jpg[/img]

If not, provide pictures :(

Swingers clubs smh....

JK :D

[QUOTE=dherm360;9410870]need to see some [B]video[/B][/QUOTE]

Fixed it for you

Dear Penthouse Forum.....

HAHAHAHAHA.... :D

They actually dress very well. Belly shirts, skirts, and the works. Both great looking girls. The older one looks very young, and obviously the other one does too. By the lowest standards to anyone here, or on planet Earth for that matter, the lowest any of them can receive would be an 8, if that. To me, they're both 10's, and this guy is the luckiest SOB alive. It's not one of those cases where the females are busted. Otherwise it wouldn't even count in my book. But they're both drop dead gorgeous.

I guess only time will tell what happens. Hopefully he invites me over for some beers....often! :eatit:

That's enough slappy.

Now I'm in the mood to watch Sister Wives... SMH

[QUOTE=groundsupport;9411073]That's enough slappy.[/QUOTE]

Do I sense some jealousy?? :D

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9411093]Do I sense some jealousy?? :D[/QUOTE]

I find it hard to believe that this guy would be friends with you. SMH.

I am not doubting your story, but rather doubting that you are actual friends. SMH. That seems much more far fetched.

[QUOTE=tacoma34;9411152]I find it hard to believe that this guy would be friends with you. SMH.

I am not doubting your story, but rather doubting that you are actual friends. SMH. That seems much more far fetched.[/QUOTE]

We are ABSOLUTELY good friends! Very close friends, indeed!

Why would you doubt that?? :confused: SMH...

Pics or it didn't happen :coffee:

You are watching too much porn.

[QUOTE=death2redemptions;9411177]Pics or it didn't happen :coffee:

You are watching too much porn.[/QUOTE]

Wish that was the case...

I'm not at liberty to release any photos. :D

Smh didn't even realize it was sports. The new avatar got me.

Any advice for this guy, his wife, and new girlfriend? I'll be sure to pass along any useful info.

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HEY YOU SUCK

[QUOTE=JohnRyno;9411236]duh da daaaaaah
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[B]HEY "HE" SUCKs[/B][/QUOTE]

There, I fixed it for you... and yes, he does, indeed! Overtime! :eek: :eatit:

And this guy don't even have a big card collection... go figure!

[URL=http://s714.photobucket.com/user/ilovethelakings/media/sportsitupcards%204_zpshzdzpjut.jpg.html][IMG]http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/sportsitupcards%204_zpshzdzpjut.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=ilovethelakings;9411262][URL=http://s714.photobucket.com/user/ilovethelakings/media/sportsitupcards%204_zpshzdzpjut.jpg.html][IMG]http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/sportsitupcards%204_zpshzdzpjut.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

He actually did have a threesome. It was with one of those combo KFC/Pizza Hut joints.

[QUOTE=tacoma34;9411152]I find it hard to believe that this guy would be friends with you. SMH.

I am not doubting your story, but rather doubting that you have any actual friends. SMH. That seems much more far fetched.[/QUOTE]

Fixed it for you:)!

I tell ya, if I were that guy, if need ZERO friends.... But that will never happen, so I need as many fiends as possible to make myself not feel like a failure in life. So here's so friends!!! :flex:

That guy is a total sucker though. Friends is where it's at! Any moron knows that.

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9411304]I tell ya, if I were that guy, if need ZERO friends.... But that will never happen, so I need as many fiends as possible to make myself not feel like a failure in life. So here's so friends!!! :flex:

That guy is a total sucker though. Friends is where it's at! Any moron knows that.[/QUOTE]

High or drunk? Both? Something else? :coffee:

18 is too young.. as nice as it sounds she is still a kid with kid tendencies..

That dude is either packing a huge rooster or a huge bank account.

[QUOTE=ilovethelakings;9411262][URL=http://s714.photobucket.com/user/ilovethelakings/media/sportsitupcards%204_zpshzdzpjut.jpg.html][IMG]http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/ilovethelakings/sportsitupcards%204_zpshzdzpjut.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

When his mom came to the door:
[IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_8OBjTXA--/1293962538055546285.jpg[/IMG]

Does the second wife look like you, I mean, this..?

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9215131]A picture of who... Me?! Lol okay

With the summer around the corner, I'll show one from last summer. Don't mean comments please.

[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/ws60k3.jpg[/IMG]

I like to think of myself as average. So yes, there are females that actually collect cards!!! :eek:[/QUOTE]

OP + OP History / probability this is legit = attention grab made up story

[QUOTE=atoaz12;9411516]OP + OP History / probability this is legit = attention grab made up story[/QUOTE]

I call #@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@. Only way this would work is if the wife was bi. Only way this would work longer than 6months is if the wife used some sort of drug. Only way this works longer than that is if the 18 has some sort of family issue . Either way i dont see this ending good.

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9410665]So I have a friend, who is in his mid 30's, and so is his wife. Somehow, the wife allowed him to have a second "wife" who just so happens to be 18 years old. Obviously he can't get married twice, but the second one would just be a live-in third partner. His wife is STUNNING by the way... but the new girl is just as equally hot. Crazy hot! Not to mention she's just 18 years old.

How will this all turn out? Your thoughts?

Discuss...[/QUOTE]

and yet you're still single and pretend to be a hot chick

[QUOTE=atoaz12;9411516]OP + OP History / probability this is legit = attention grab made up story[/QUOTE]

Simply awesome forum math!! BRAVO!

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9410665]So I have a friend, who is in his mid 30's, and so is his wife. Somehow, the wife allowed him to have a second "wife" who just so happens to be 18 years old. Obviously he can't get married twice, but the second one would just be a live-in third partner. His wife is STUNNING by the way... but the new girl is just as equally hot. Crazy hot! Not to mention she's just 18 years old.

How will this all turn out? Your thoughts?

Discuss...[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.quickmeme.com/img/02/02d6dbb90bb73012a27d2acf79a0863f5499e392e5d8db873f3a0584ae47ea0e.jpg[/IMG]

This whole story is a lie... Just like your happiness

You guys actually think this is real?

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;8502434]Well, I know a guy who's sold over $100,000.00 on eBay in a 10 year span, and never once filed taxes, and never had a problem.
[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a new Reality Show waiting to happen.

[QUOTE=atoaz12;9411516]OP + OP History / probability this is legit = attention grab made up story[/QUOTE]

I agree. :D

[QUOTE=Metsfan1121;9410762]What 18 year old would want a married 30-something year old? Something's sketchy about this household[/QUOTE]

Money.............

[QUOTE=atoaz12;9411516]OP + OP History / probability this is legit = attention grab made up story[/QUOTE]

:)!.............

[QUOTE=xavieronly1;9411874]You guys actually think this is real?[/QUOTE]

As real as OP's story about his friends Lennay Kekua love triangle...

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9410867]Nothing sketchy about it. She's not an illegal or anything... All American girl born and raised. Hot, smart, nice... I've met her. She simply loves him, and his wife is ok with that. They had some rocky times, but they're over that.

I guess age is not everything. What I would love to know is, when will I catch a break like this! :D[/QUOTE]

So I guess it didn't work out with Josie? And you are living through "your friend" now? Sorry bro...

Look on the bright side though, maybe in 20-30 years young girls will become so jaded that it will become a new trend to sleep with creepy old dudes...keep the dream alive!

I'm assuming his friend is a metaphor for OP because the 18 year old girl is his sister.

[QUOTE=death2redemptions;9412521]I'm assuming his friend is a metaphor for OP because the 18 year old girl is his sister.[/QUOTE]

Is his sister beaded?

[QUOTE=Boo;9412529]Is his sister beaded?[/QUOTE]

Of course. She be beaded, she be beaded all the night long...

This person better be careful or he/she will end up in someones basement.

Which woman are you?

Does your husband know you have firearms you don't know how to use?

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9411167]We are ABSOLUTELY good friends! Very close friends, indeed!

Why would you doubt that?? :confused: SMH...[/QUOTE]

No one with even the slightest bit of self respect would be friends with you.

[QUOTE=atoaz12;9411516]OP + OP History / probability this is legit = attention grab made up story[/QUOTE]


Agreed, this is complete BS just for discussion

Come on.

This is the same guy who had absolutely NO IDEA how to solve this puzzle:

[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2ajp8qc.jpg[/IMG]

[url]http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/off-topic/761437-contest-guess-missing.html[/url]

He had to actually remove numbers from the board and replace them with other numbers so his answer would fit. That's the kid who couldn't solve a Rubic's Cube without peeling the stickers off.

[QUOTE=houdini;9413219]Come on.

This is the same guy who had absolutely NO IDEA how to solve this puzzle:

[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2ajp8qc.jpg[/IMG]

[URL]http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/off-topic/761437-contest-guess-missing.html[/URL]

He had to actually remove numbers from the board and replace them with other numbers so his answer would fit. That's the kid who couldn't solve a Rubic's Cube without peeling the stickers off.[/QUOTE]

You'd have to think outside the box to solve such a puzzle.

[QUOTE=houdini;9413219]Come on.

This is the same guy who had absolutely NO IDEA how to solve this puzzle:

[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2ajp8qc.jpg[/IMG]

[url]http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/off-topic/761437-contest-guess-missing.html[/url]

He had to actually remove numbers from the board and replace them with other numbers so his answer would fit. That's the kid who couldn't solve a Rubic's Cube without peeling the stickers off.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for reminding me of this thread. SportsItUpCards, are these scenarios that you let escape your head necessary? lol

[QUOTE=houdini;9413219]Come on.

This is the same guy who had absolutely NO IDEA how to solve this puzzle:

[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2ajp8qc.jpg[/IMG]

[url]http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/off-topic/761437-contest-guess-missing.html[/url]

He had to actually remove numbers from the board and replace them with other numbers so his answer would fit. That's the kid who couldn't solve a Rubic's Cube without peeling the stickers off.[/QUOTE]

Why do you let this guy outside the Basketball forum? Is it mandated by the courts?

1. Pretends to be a woman for attention
2. Can't solve basic 4th grade math puzzles
3. Buys gun(s) but possess a mental illness(es)
4. Has to consider weight limit when purchasing a motorized scooter

Please send him/her/it back to the BKB dumping ground and throw away the key.

[QUOTE=chezball;9413401]Why do you let this guy outside the Basketball forum? Is it mandated by the courts?[/QUOTE]

I don't think he knowingly lets him outside the basketball section but SIUC has some major outside the box thinking skills that allow him past that wall.

Let's not forget this gem.

[url]https://iliketosmh.wordpress.com/[/url]

Just adding this thread to the "SIUC Countdown Until Banning". This person has issues. Why I even go into a thread of his is beyond me...

Haters + non believers + no courage + no faith + no hope + smh = most BO members

Hate the player all you want... Or just call bs because you can't see this happening to you! :D SMDH

This is 100% real. See... That's what you get for thinking OUTSIDE the box! :p my friend is also an outside the box thinker. So be a thinker, not a stinker.

Anyway... it is what it is. It's not easy; but somebody's gotta do it. If this guy has the ability to nail them both, then why not! Who are we to judge.

[QUOTE=briscogun;9413543]Just adding this thread to the "SIUC Countdown Until Banning". This person has issues. Why I even go into a thread of his is beyond me...[/QUOTE]
One can only wish.

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9413601]Haters + non believers + no courage + no faith + no hope + smh = most BO members

Hate the player all you want... Or just call bs because you can't see this happening to you! :D SMDH

This is 100% real. See... That's what you get for thinking OUTSIDE the box! :p my friend is also an outside the box thinker. So be a thinker, not a stinker.

Anyway... it is what it is. It's not easy; but somebody's gotta do it. If this guy has the ability to nail them both, then why not! Who are we to judge.[/QUOTE]

Please go pick up your meds. I hope you realize even if you think you are having a blast and just "trolling", it still would take someone totally Fing mental to say the things, and act the way you do. I fear for your children and your life. Get away from the keyboard, and go get help. I mean that, sincerely.

[QUOTE=groundsupport;9413541]Let's not forget this gem.

[url]https://iliketosmh.wordpress.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

So where's vol. 2?

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9413601]Haters + non believers + no courage + no faith + no hope + smh = most BO members

Hate the player all you want... Or just call bs because you can't see this happening to you! :D SMDH

[B]This is 100% real. See... That's what you get for thinking OUTSIDE the box![/B] :p my friend is also an outside the box thinker. So be a thinker, not a stinker.

Anyway... it is what it is. It's not easy; but somebody's gotta do it. If this guy has the ability to nail them both, then why not! Who are we to judge.[/QUOTE]

By your outside the box thinking I have gathered that when you say something is 100% real it's only real 0% of the time because 1 X 0 + 0 = 0.

Hate on, hate on...

[QUOTE=death2redemptions;9413655]By your outside the box thinking I have gathered that when you say something is 100% real it's only real 0% of the time because 1 X 0 + 0 = 0.

Hate on, hate on...[/QUOTE]

Why are you showing him such difficult math problems?

Obviously that answer isn't 0.

Yes, it is fiction. It's a novel I am writing. You guys just have to spoil the fun. :rolleyes: smh