Using public bathrooms going #2 (may be NSFW)
 

Over the years I have had some deep thoughts while sitting on the throne. Sometimes on my throne sometimes on public thrones. But I've always wanted to get second options or thoughts. Here are a few of my questions and responses. I would also like to hear your responses or if you have any other quandaries.

Regarding public restrooms
1) I always use the paper toilet seat covers, minimum of 3. If these are not available I use lots of TP to cover the seat. Is this something you do as well?

2) before using the paper toilet seat covers I wipe the seat with toilet paper. And the I also wipe the floor in front of the seat. This one I don't think to many people think about. If you look down there is a ton of pee there and when you drop your pants that pee gets on your pants.

3) I wipe until the brown turn red. Lol j/k. But I heard that once and thought it was clever. I do wipe multiple times until I feel very clean. Sometimes needing to flush multiple times so as to not clog the toilet.

4) do you courtesy flush while sitting? I don't. I can't imagine that water splashing up on my butt.

5) and I precursor this with an apology. I'm sorry. I use the handicap stall whenever possible. I am not handicapped, I am not big at all, actually I'm a little guy 5'10 180. But I love my space and enjoy a sink in my stall.

6) do you stand to wipe? Gross I know but always wondered where I picked my habit up from. I stand, I can't imagine reaching back while sitting. (Also another reason to be in the handicap stall). I also generally dab my whoohaa first to get and drips off of it.

Well that's it for now. Just some random thoughts as I sit here at work in our handicap stall letting out a good morning poo.

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IBD............

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^^^ Ditto

TMI

You would probably really benifit from those wet wipes they sell for adults.

I do not use public restrooms for such endevors.

[QUOTE=JosieD;9560894]You would probably really benifit from those wet wipes they sell for adults.

I do not use public restrooms for such endevors.[/QUOTE]

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One Wipe Charlies. I use them every time.

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I probably pooped ten times in my life in a public restroom. Most of those events happening in the last 3 or 4 years (age is a sphincter killer).

I agree with most of what you have stated. ��

I refuse to poop anywhere but home

In few instances, I basically poop standing

I wipe standing

I worked at a GameStop in a not-so-great mall for six years. The suite we had was dirt cheap rent as we did not have a bathroom in the suite. Therefore, we had to use public restrooms if we had to go. These six years trained me to be able to use the bathroom anywhere.

I've gotten myself into enough emergencies (damn you hangovers on travel days) that I can pretty much go anywhere... and yes I stand to wipe. I can't imagine reaching back while sitting. What kind of savage does that?

Reduced control of my bowels with age has led me to see many public restrooms as oases. I've hit just about every one on I-90 between Buffalo and Syracuse. And probably several dozen different upstate NY hockey rinks. Early morning, hot coffee, getting out of car after a long drive - usually 3 minutes or less before the reactor core melts down.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I took a dump on a Long Island Rail Road train during rush hour. No toilet phases me now.

Who stands to wipe after the age of 8? That's just weird!

Pro-tip: If you don't have any baby wipes handy, spit in the wad of toilet paper before you wipe. Helps in those cases of cheap, sandpaper toilet paper.

[QUOTE=preakness;9560946]I refuse to poop anywhere but home

In few instances, I basically poop standing

I wipe standing[/QUOTE]

I used to be like this. When I became diabetic and started taking Metformin which gives you diarrhea. I learned to go when you have to anyplace. There are times when there was no sitting on a toilet because it was disgusting . Go to some of these foreign countries where there is no toilet just a hole in the ground, I found a new respect for my toilet after those trips.

[QUOTE=Semifan1;9561185]I used to be like this. When I became diabetic and started taking Metformin which gives you diarrhea. I learned to go when you have to anyplace. There are times when there was no sitting on a toilet because it was disgusting . [B]Go to some of these foreign countries where there is no toilet just a hole in the ground, [/B]I found a new respect for my toilet after those trips.[/QUOTE]

Or the foreign countries who don't flush the toilet paper but put it in the garbage...

[QUOTE=BostonNut;9561200]Or the foreign countries who don't flush the toilet paper but put it in the garbage...[/QUOTE]

Yep. No trips to Canada for this guy.

A guy walks into a pet store with his little boy, maybe 9 or 10 years old. There's one employee on duty at the time. The kid wanders off in the store while the father is asking the employee about filtration equipment. The father decides to buy a powerful pump, and the employee takes it back to the counter to ring it up. While he's doing that, the father rushes over to the other side of the store. The employee can't see what's going on due to stuff in the way, but the father is yelling "Noooo" at the boy. As the employee is moving to try to see what happened, the father bends down, comes up holding the kid up by his shoulder, and runs out of the store.
The employee thinks the kid was trying to grab fish or break something, so he heads over to that area. The lid on a large tank of tropical fish has been pushed to one side. There don't appear to be any missing fish, but there are 2 sizable floaters in the tank. Fish are nibbling at them.
[I wasn't there. I heard about it afterward.]

Wait, you guys wipe?

[QUOTE=BostonNut;9561158]Who stands to wipe after the age of 8? That's just weird!

Pro-tip: If you don't have any baby wipes handy, spit in the wad of toilet paper before you wipe. Helps in those cases of cheap, sandpaper toilet paper.[/QUOTE]

[url=http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope]Sitters Vs. Standers ? The Great Wipe Hope[/url]

Most important you need to put toilet paper in the toilet before your poo hits the water so you don't get back splash!

I was the kid in high school that went home during lunch just to poop. So no, I don't use public toilets to deuce. And it has nothing to do with germs. It's an anxiety/paranoia thing.

I still can't stand when I'm at the urinal...I ALWAYS use the last one at the furthest end...and someone skips all the way down and uses the one next to me. I get all weirded out.

I really value my privacy.

I'll poop anywhere. I don't care.

Americans are strange about their poops. Like there is something insanely private or "magical" going on.

It's just poop and it comes out of your butt. I know that is shocking to some people.

I'm not shocked that a member named "Yankees Pride" is also obsessed with his own poop.

[QUOTE=longisland;9561510]I'll poop anywhere. I don't care.

Americans are strange about their poops. Like there is something insanely private or "magical" going on.

It's just poop and it comes out of your butt. I know that is shocking to some people.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I don't understand it either. People get so ashamed and embarrassed about it. Guess what....EVERYBODY POOPS! There is a whole book about it!!!

Be loud and proud in the bathroom!

[QUOTE=longisland;9561532]I'm not shocked that a member named "Yankees Pride" is also obsessed with his own poop.[/QUOTE]



I'm not obsessed but I do think about weird questions while doing it. I mean it's something most people do once a day. Might as well talk about it

[QUOTE=BostonNut;9561534]Yeah I don't understand it either. People get so ashamed and embarrassed about it. Guess what....EVERYBODY POOPS! There is a whole book about it!!!

Be loud and proud in the bathroom![/QUOTE]

What's there to be proud about? Everybody does it.
Do you need a participation ribbon for everything now?

[QUOTE=NickM;9561559]What's there to be proud about? Everybody does it.
Do you need a participation ribbon for everything now?[/QUOTE]

The sound and smell...be proud damn it!!! :p

See, this is why I wear adult diapers. I no longer have to worry about sitting on a clean toilet seat in a public place, I just crap whenever I want to. It's pretty simple.

I use the restroom all the cleaning people use at work, it's always super clean.

Always cover seat in TP.

Put TP in bowl before pooping, makes factor zero.

[QUOTE=Burks;9561786]I use the restroom all the cleaning people use at work, it's always super clean.

Always cover seat in TP.

Put TP in bowl before pooping, makes factor zero.[/QUOTE]

Same here. I have no issue using the office restroom.

But never use seat covers ... guess I'm old school!

My buddy wants took a dump at the Port Authority in NYC. I would never dump there.

[url=http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/western-wildfires/when-you-gotta-go-you-gotta-go-pooping-cyclist-blamed-n397556]'When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go': Pooping Cyclist Blamed for Idaho Wildfire - NBC News[/url]

[QUOTE=TheHeel;9561817]My buddy wants took a dump at the Port Authority in NYC. I would never dump there.[/QUOTE]

Did that. Bus terminal. August. 96 degrees.

[QUOTE=mikecala98;9561833]Did that. Bus terminal. August. 96 degrees.[/QUOTE]

Respect, disgust, and wow all come to mind. :flex:

[QUOTE=TheHeel;9562003]Respect, disgust, and wow all come to mind. :flex:[/QUOTE]

After a bus ride back from Boston in my college years. Boarded still drunk from the night before. Became hungover after the bus made a stop at McDonald's. Bus was #1 only so I was holding in toxic waste materials for 2.5 hours.

I just took a crap right now and I'm not even in the bathroom.

I'm telling you, adult diapers are the way to go.

Only issue is that I don't like changing them myself so I generally just throw a tantrum until someone around me does it for me.

People that don't courtesy flush are aholes.

[QUOTE=Yankees_Pride;9560843]Over the years I have had some deep thoughts while sitting on the throne. Sometimes on my throne sometimes on public thrones. But I've always wanted to get second options or thoughts. Here are a few of my questions and responses. I would also like to hear your responses or if you have any other quandaries.

Regarding public restrooms
1) I always use the paper toilet seat covers, minimum of 3. If these are not available I use lots of TP to cover the seat. Is this something you do as well?

2) before using the paper toilet seat covers I wipe the seat with toilet paper. And the I also wipe the floor in front of the seat. This one I don't think to many people think about. If you look down there is a ton of pee there and when you drop your pants that pee gets on your pants.

3) I wipe until the brown turn red. Lol j/k. But I heard that once and thought it was clever. I do wipe multiple times until I feel very clean. Sometimes needing to flush multiple times so as to not clog the toilet.

[B]4) do you courtesy flush while sitting? I don't. I can't imagine that water splashing up on my butt.[/B]

5) and I precursor this with an apology. I'm sorry. I use the handicap stall whenever possible. I am not handicapped, I am not big at all, actually I'm a little guy 5'10 180. But I love my space and enjoy a sink in my stall.

6) do you stand to wipe? Gross I know but always wondered where I picked my habit up from. I stand, I can't imagine reaching back while sitting. (Also another reason to be in the handicap stall). I also generally dab my whoohaa first to get and drips off of it.

Well that's it for now. Just some random thoughts as I sit here at work in our handicap stall letting out a good morning poo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=mikecala98;9562017]After a bus ride back from Boston in my college years. Boarded still drunk from the night before. Became hungover after the bus made a stop at McDonald's. [B]Bus was #1[/B] only so I was holding in toxic waste materials for 2.5 hours.[/QUOTE]

Pansy......

[QUOTE=Whodatiz;9562057]People that don't courtesy flush are aholes.[/QUOTE]

I would never courtesy flush. All that toilet water and poo particles backsplashing.

I save some of my best work for our men's bathroom in the teacher workroom area in our 7th grade wing. That toilet is 100x better than the one at home that clogs if you even think of doing anything in it.

[QUOTE=TheHeel;9562139]I would never courtesy flush. All that toilet water and poo particles backsplashing.[/QUOTE]

I was on a submarine that did't have flushing toilets so disposing of our waste required the opening of a ball valve and flushing water valve.

Courtesy flushing was too scary for me to attempt.

[QUOTE=longisland;9562495]I was on a submarine that did't have flushing toilets so disposing of our waste required the opening of a ball valve and flushing water valve.

Courtesy flushing was too scary for me to attempt.[/QUOTE]

Was it a yellow submarine?

This thread is useless without pictures.

[QUOTE=Addison;9563119]This thread is useless without pictures.[/QUOTE]

Sorry but the toilet spy cams I have hidden in various residencies are not working at the moment. I'll get back to you as soon as they are running again.

Yankees Pride...I mean this in the nicest way....you're a freak and you should seek some psychological help. You have some weird neurosis. And sharing how weird you are is also very weird.

Oh, and using the handicap stall also makes you an a*hole. So congrats on being an awful person.

I learned in college that if you spread your butt cheeks as you're sitting down, you won't get as much poop on the inside of said cheeks! :)

Also, how about those people that reach between their legs while sitting down and wipe from o-ring to sack??

For what it's worth, I'm a sitter. And in public restrooms, I take toilet paper and thoroughly clean the seat before sitting down. I do however take toilet paper and drape it over the front of the seat so my manhood doesn't touch the porcelain!

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I will crush it anywhere. I seriously enjoy the thought, the possibility of it being an upper decker.

[QUOTE=EB31;9561473]I was the kid in high school that went home during lunch just to poop. So no, I don't use public toilets to deuce. And it has nothing to do with germs. It's an anxiety/paranoia thing.

I still can't stand when I'm at the urinal...I ALWAYS use the last one at the furthest end...and someone skips all the way down and uses the one next to me. I get all weirded out.

I really value my privacy.[/QUOTE]

Military would be rough for you girl.

Before this month I had only pooed in public one time. I think I was maybe 10 and had to take a dump in walmart. I had always found it nasty to do in a public restroom. In the past month i've had to twice at work. It got to the point where I could no longer hold it. I will still try to avoid it if possible.

As strange as it is to post on a forum. I am with you pretty much on everything stated

[QUOTE=Josh611;9564420]Before this month I had only pooed in public one time. I think I was maybe 10 and had to take a dump in walmart. I had always found it nasty to do in a public restroom. In the past month i've had to twice at work. It got to the point where I could no longer hold it. I will still try to avoid it if possible.[/QUOTE]

I used to be the same way. As I have gotten older, I don't care. Makes life much easier. When I have to go, I just go. I won't hold out until I get home anymore. I do take a ton of precautions like the OP stated though. Still a bit of a germophobe

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I poop everywhere!!!

[QUOTE=atlcast;9564410]Military would be rough for you girl.[/QUOTE]

Thanks douche, I'm a veteran.

Some people should really look at profiles before making asinine remarks.

[QUOTE=EB31;9565311]Thanks douche, I'm a veteran.

Some people should really look at profiles before making assinine remarks.[/QUOTE]

You heal pets?
What's that got to
Do with anything?

[QUOTE=preakness;9565323]You heal pets?
What's that got to
Do with anything?[/QUOTE]


Fixed lol :)!

I only poop on the south

[QUOTE=lindeman79;9565353]I only poop on the south[/QUOTE]

That's not true, I saw you make an upper decker once.

In fact, it was my toilet and the gimps I made clean it up did not appreciate it.

Might have a couple Larry Craig "wide stance" types around here.

The last thing I remember was the jello pudding...

[QUOTE=death2redemptions;9565362]That's not true, I saw you make an upper decker once.

In fact, it was my toilet and the gimps I made clean it up did not appreciate it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=preakness;9565323]You heal pets?
What's that got to
Do with anything?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EB31;9565330]Fixed lol :)![/QUOTE]

what did you fix?.... it's his exact post.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Two Girls and a Cup..........

I take my sweet time while pooping, I know others try to go asap. But I'll read a newspaper while pooping if I still read newspapers

Belated wtf.......

Don't forget to flush the bowl before you poop, nobody wants tainted water splashing upwards, what a horrible surprise.

Sadly, I agree with most of what you do, I also have a phobia of public restrooms, but sometimes we have no choice and gotta use them.

I also put some paper or covers down below where my legs and pants rest just incase there is wet urine on the floor.

Who's hungry? I just lost my appetite for the next 2 hours or so.

I don't care about any of this. I drop a deuce, and I'm out.

Some of you have some real problems. What are you scared of? Cooties?

One time, a chick asked me if I'd poop on her chest...





So I did.

[QUOTE=izybone;9565774]I don't care about any of this. I drop a deuce, and I'm out.

Some of you have some real problems. What are you scared of? Cooties?

One time, a chick asked me if I'd poop on her chest...





I don't like you but I like your comment about the pooping on a chick's chest
Maybe after this repacking stuff if over I can begin to like you again

[QUOTE=izybone;9565774]I don't care about any of this. I drop a deuce, and I'm out.

Some of you have some real problems. What are you scared of? Cooties?

One time, a chick asked me if I'd poop on her chest...





So I did.[/QUOTE]


I saw a vid of something similar, involving plastic wrap. I was intrigued by the disgustingness of it all.

[QUOTE=EB31;9565969]I saw a vid of something similar, involving plastic wrap. I was intrigued by the disgustingness of it all.[/QUOTE]

So you finished?

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AND WTF why do people have to put "hair" all over the entire toilet area? That hands down is the worse.