what are some funny cheesy movie quotes you like??
 

I have a friend that manages a video store and we were talking today and instead of famous movie qoutes like "we're gonna need a bigger boat" I wanted to know some cheesy ones so now im asking you all what are some of your favorites? Yes I do not know how to embed a video :o:o:(:(

Bring me my legs- piranha dd

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppSvK3PsWCw]Piranha 3DD - Bring me my legs - YouTube[/url]

this machine called me an A$$hole- maximum overdrive

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GQg06SX90]Stephen king's cameo Maximum Overdrive - YouTube[/url]

im tired of these mother effin snakes on this mother effin plane-snakes on a plane

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A]Mother #@#@#@#@ing snakes on a Mother #@#@#@#@ing plane! - YouTube[/url]

Possibly the best movie line not in Big Trouble in Little China:

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anything from Highlander... the most quotable movie ever.

[QUOTE=monkeymcgee;3406398]Possibly the best movie line not in Big Trouble in Little China:

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This is the greatest few seconds in the history of cinema, and even Jack Burton couldn't disagree with that. :)!

many quotes out of caddyshack

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZ9KTXK5sY&feature=related]Caddyshack Compilation-Chevy Chase - YouTube[/url]

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU]This Is My Boomstick! - Army of Darkness (2/10) Movie CLIP (1992) HD - YouTube[/url]

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"they Hate my face"

This is a very funny movie.:D

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[QUOTE=monkeymcgee;3406398]Possibly the best movie line not in Big Trouble in Little China:

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Really good fight scene in an alley in this movie. Too bad it's not on TV that often.


So many lines from Blazing Saddles coming to mind right now.

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"they Hate my face"

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I just watched that movie over the weekend. Its a barrel of jokes.

[I]Having some pizza, learning about Cuba.
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[I]What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it? [/I]


[B]- Jeff Spicoli[/B]


[I]No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.[/I]

[B]- Alex[/B]

How about a little trim on that moustache ron?

[QUOTE=Nicnac;3406642]anything from Highlander... [B]the most quotable movie ever[/B].[/QUOTE]
I guess you've never seen a Mel Brooks movie. ;)

Cheech - Let me clean off a place for you to sit (the visual is needed to complete the quote)

Are you cool man?

"I am completely out of ammo."

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I often mimic the line from Animal House when Stork says "Well what the hell are we supposed to do you Moron?!"

Pork chops and chunky

[QUOTE=dd316;3413780]I guess you've never seen a Mel Brooks movie. ;)[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=dd316;3413780]I guess you've never seen a Mel Brooks movie. ;)[/QUOTE]

Oh no... see that is presented with class (or lack thereof) and meant to be so. Highlander is unintentionally quotable.

LOL ... really REALLY bad: [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091203/quotes]Highlander (1986) - Memorable quotes[/url]

I like Good Will Hunting when Matt Damon says to some guy "How do you like these apples" and has girls phone number lol

No thanks
Some good one's up there but
BAR NONE
The movie with the most awesome of Cheesy quotes was Southland
Here's one ;)
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Paraphrasing

i taught myself to cut my own hair and eat pu@@y

Danny McBride -- 30 Minutes or Less