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SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 10:05 PM

So the wife allows you a second wife...
 
So I have a friend, who is in his mid 30's, and so is his wife. Somehow, the wife allowed him to have a second "wife" who just so happens to be 18 years old. Obviously he can't get married twice, but the second one would just be a live-in third partner. His wife is STUNNING by the way... but the new girl is just as equally hot. Crazy hot! Not to mention she's just 18 years old.

How will this all turn out? Your thoughts?

Discuss...

CP3toOKC 06-22-2015 10:09 PM

Technically it's like FMK without the K :bunny:

LRV 06-22-2015 10:12 PM

The wife probably forgot to mention that she has a second "husband". :devil:

bigaust001 06-22-2015 10:13 PM

[QUOTE=LRV;9410704]The wife probably forgot to mention that she has a second "husband". :devil:[/QUOTE]

A very likely solution to your two cat riddle ;)

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 10:15 PM

Great point.

I'm just wondering if they'll be any triple way... :eek:

Triple auto ON-CARD!!! :flex:

TheFrenzy 06-22-2015 10:17 PM

Holy Moly!

Metsfan1121 06-22-2015 10:19 PM

What 18 year old would want a married 30-something year old? Something's sketchy about this household

izybone 06-22-2015 10:24 PM

Sounds awesome in theory, not so good in practice.

As soon as the fun is over the nagging begins.

I can't imagine the nagging I get now, doubled. Thanks but no thanks.

Now if I had a guest house...different story.

groundsupport 06-22-2015 10:29 PM

Sounds like someone is jealous.

IronMonkey415 06-22-2015 10:30 PM

If they have a baby would the baby share nipples? The 18 years old wife nips as well as it's own mother's nips?

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 10:34 PM

[QUOTE=Metsfan1121;9410762]What 18 year old would want a married 30-something year old? Something's sketchy about this household[/QUOTE]

Nothing sketchy about it. She's not an illegal or anything... All American girl born and raised. Hot, smart, nice... I've met her. She simply loves him, and his wife is ok with that. They had some rocky times, but they're over that.

I guess age is not everything. What I would love to know is, when will I catch a break like this! :D

dherm360 06-22-2015 10:34 PM

need to see some pics

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=IronMonkey415;9410844]If they have a baby would the baby share nipples? The 18 years old wife nips as well as it's own mother's nips?[/QUOTE]

Great question!

I guess they would swap breasts from time to time? Not sure, can't help you there. I do know they both plan of having babies at some point. I wonder how that will work out.

I've heard of that show with the guy and the four wives... but this situation is both wives under the same roof! :coffee:

ilovethelakings 06-22-2015 10:38 PM

[QUOTE=SportsItUpCards;9410665]So I have a friend, who is in his mid 30's, and so is his wife. Somehow, the wife allowed him to have a second "wife" who just so happens to be 18 years old. Obviously he can't get married twice, but the second one would just be a live-in third partner. His wife is STUNNING by the way... but the new girl is just as equally hot. Crazy hot! Not to mention she's just 18 years old.

How will this all turn out? Your thoughts?

Discuss...[/QUOTE]

Is the 18 year old a metaphor for you? Is hot a metaphor for mildly unattractive at best? Is crazy hot a metaphor for SMH? So many questions. So little time to SMH!!!!!!

phosgene 06-22-2015 10:38 PM

guy should put together a manuscript and start shopping it around. plenty would buy his book, i'd bet.

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 10:42 PM

[QUOTE=phosgene;9410889]guy should put together a manuscript and start shopping it around. plenty would buy his book, i'd bet.[/QUOTE]

So you're saying I should offer my time and camcorder to document the whole thing?

$$$$$$??? :eek:

phosgene 06-22-2015 10:49 PM

maybe that's an option. i was thinking the guy who arranged this agreement should be the one writing the book. he must have some secrets, and the married men of america would like to know them. lol

xbignick 06-22-2015 10:51 PM

One would assume the wife dresses like this:

[img]http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/06/d79d065c-7074-4fe5-8a88-c3035c14cecd.jpg[/img]

If not, provide pictures :(

gorillaz 06-22-2015 10:51 PM

Swingers clubs smh....

JK :D

Firerunner4 06-22-2015 11:03 PM

[QUOTE=dherm360;9410870]need to see some [B]video[/B][/QUOTE]

Fixed it for you

quackhead 06-22-2015 11:04 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum.....

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 11:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHA.... :D

They actually dress very well. Belly shirts, skirts, and the works. Both great looking girls. The older one looks very young, and obviously the other one does too. By the lowest standards to anyone here, or on planet Earth for that matter, the lowest any of them can receive would be an 8, if that. To me, they're both 10's, and this guy is the luckiest SOB alive. It's not one of those cases where the females are busted. Otherwise it wouldn't even count in my book. But they're both drop dead gorgeous.

I guess only time will tell what happens. Hopefully he invites me over for some beers....often! :eatit:

groundsupport 06-22-2015 11:17 PM

That's enough slappy.

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 11:20 PM

Now I'm in the mood to watch Sister Wives... SMH

SportsItUpCards 06-22-2015 11:22 PM

[QUOTE=groundsupport;9411073]That's enough slappy.[/QUOTE]

Do I sense some jealousy?? :D


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