*****Disclaimer-The following story is purely fictional and is just for fun*****
Bro. I have been driving around for like 3 straight days(no sleep) and have hit 67 Targets. So far, I have picked up 457 Mega Boxes and 15 Red Bulls dudes! Like, I am totally going to be rich man. I am going to sell 200 of these on Ebay for like $1000 dollars each. I am going to open the other 322 and hit major MOJO autographs in like every box and most of them will be 1/1's and stuff. Straight cash homeys! Too bad for all you losers that I am going to hit every Target in the U.S of A and buy every Mega box made! What really sucks though is that most of these Targets don't even open the doors until 8AM, so I am having to fight old fat dudes just to get all the boxes when the doors open, but since I am totally ripped and hot, I always win and get the sweet Megas while those old dudes are on the ground recovering. I actually felt bad because one of them was just looking for some Hot Wheels. What kind of loser drives around from Target to Target looking for cards, er, um, I mean cars??!! Oh snap, I got to go. I just saw the Excel douscher rolling out his cart and there are some little punk kids looking to snatch up my Megas!!! Later, dudes.
HEY, YOU LITTLE RUG RATS GET YOUR HANDS OF MY MEGAS BRO!!!!!!
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