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Originally Posted by checkoutmydeals
That'll never happen - they'd be bankrupt before the day was over. Then all the doomsday scenarios would start coming into play...
Even the mud volcano eruption?
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Especially the mud volcano eruption...all the money COMC has been collecting all these years from sales that was supposed to go towards advertising and marketing has actually gone towards a series of explosive devices planted at the base of Mt. Rainier, programmed to explode and cause a lahar that will cover the COMC offices in an avalanche of mud and rock...
Such an action would enable COMC to avoid shipping all those Ziggy Plaffy RC's taking up half the warehouse back to their owners, as well as allow Upper Management to fake their own deaths and escape with all our store credit to eastern Washington, where they'll live like kings...kings, I say.
If you'll excuse me, I have to answer the door - that'll be COMC's pack of lawyers delivering another C&E letter. I shouldn't keep them waiting.