Hunchback of Ogre Game - The officially unofficial Chet Holmgren ROY Campaign Watch.

ninjacookies · 07-09-2023, 06:49 PM

Follow along as our bulimic sportsbra'd crusader emerges from the depths of Mayo Clinic purgatory and pilfers media/clecter pockets worldwide.

In the battle for hypertrophy supremacy, there can only be one.

Already has an exceptionally smooth stroke (pause) and a vast array of interior post moves that'd make pre-islam-convert Akeem sprout a chub.

Don't overthink this.

Calling it now:

- 2023/24 Ben Simmons ROY delayed perseverance award.
- 17/11/2.8blk per game.
- OKC finishes top 3 in the west.

As always,

BOL if tailing. Get bent if fading.

Daddy Chetneck's got neckst. Tell a financially irresponsible friend.

jcardstore · 07-09-2023, 07:01 PM

LFG we neckst up

ninjacookies · 07-09-2023, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jcardstore

LFG we neckst up

gomiamigo · 07-09-2023, 07:25 PM

Wemby looks like a shorter poor man's version of Shawn Bradley, tbh.

jcardstore · 07-09-2023, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gomiamigo

Wemby looks like a shorter poor man's version of Shawn Bradley, tbh.

Well this thread isn’t about Wemby so take that trash and put it in the official Wemby thread

We talkin’ real koza out here

GOATcards · 07-09-2023, 07:51 PM

jova888 · 07-11-2023, 04:16 PM

Another player to flip before the season.

rifleman69 · 07-11-2023, 04:20 PM

Chet gonna pull a Ben Simmons?

tobytyler · 07-11-2023, 04:35 PM

Chet will have a better season than Wemby, book it

ninjacookies · 07-11-2023, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tobytyler

Chet will have a better season than Wemby, book it

Chetneck looked guten as hell during summer camp.

Bring the pain.

GOATcards · 07-11-2023, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Chetneck looked guten as hell during summer camp.

Bring the pain.

not gonna overthink this

Nomad · 07-12-2023, 10:57 AM

Let's start a ROY champagne campaign. Make those votes rain!

asujbl · 07-12-2023, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Chetneck looked guten as hell during summer camp.

Bring the pain.

What the hell is guten?

Nomad · 07-12-2023, 11:07 AM

rhymes with gluten. I think that equals extra healthy ninjachub?

jcardstore · 07-12-2023, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by asujbl

What the hell is guten?

you uncultured swine

asujbl · 07-12-2023, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nomad

rhymes with gluten. I think that equals extra healthy ninjachub?

Ironically that was my first thought

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Originally Posted by jcardstore

you uncultured swine

Does he think he got cute this summer and then autocorrect?

GOATcards · 07-12-2023, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jcardstore

you uncultured swine

i think i like you

asujbl · 07-12-2023, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATcards

i think i like you

JC is running for the hills

yiguiri2002 · 07-12-2023, 12:05 PM

jcard and ninja agreeing, asu and GOAT bonding

Chet might be for real. I'm on board.

GOATcards · 07-12-2023, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by asujbl

JC is running for the hills

i think i like you

HeyRelaxGuy · 07-12-2023, 12:26 PM

What position will Chet play? PF or C?

asujbl · 07-12-2023, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATcards

i think i like you

I'm out

ninjacookies · 07-12-2023, 10:43 PM

Elation, hypheragia, non-germans, wideneck side hype, confusion....

Right on track.

ninjacookies · 07-13-2023, 04:55 AM

A cool 25/9 with 5 swats on them boys.

Sauropod passing all eye tests. That post game drop-step mean.

GOATcards · 07-13-2023, 01:47 PM

poor chet, ninja has issued the kiss of death

07-09-2023, 06:49 PM	#1
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,347	Hunchback of Ogre Game - The officially unofficial Chet Holmgren ROY Campaign Watch. Follow along as our bulimic sportsbra'd crusader emerges from the depths of Mayo Clinic purgatory and pilfers media/clecter pockets worldwide. In the battle for hypertrophy supremacy, there can only be one. Already has an exceptionally smooth stroke (pause) and a vast array of interior post moves that'd make pre-islam-convert Akeem sprout a chub. Don't overthink this. Calling it now: - 2023/24 Ben Simmons ROY delayed perseverance award. - 17/11/2.8blk per game. - OKC finishes top 3 in the west. As always, BOL if tailing. Get bent if fading. Daddy Chetneck's got neckst. Tell a financially irresponsible friend. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

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ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,347	Elation, hypheragia, non-germans, wideneck side hype, confusion.... Right on track. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

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Nomad Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Fomenting FOMO on the down low. Posts: 7,790	Let's start a ROY champagne campaign. Make those votes rain!

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Nomad Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Fomenting FOMO on the down low. Posts: 7,790	rhymes with gluten. I think that equals extra healthy ninjachub?

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HeyRelaxGuy Member Join Date: Jun 2022 Location: Toronto Posts: 665	What position will Chet play? PF or C?

07-13-2023, 04:55 AM	#24
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,347	A cool 25/9 with 5 swats on them boys. Sauropod passing all eye tests. That post game drop-step mean. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

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GOATcards Member Join Date: Feb 2021 Posts: 6,492	poor chet, ninja has issued the kiss of death