The Weirdly Wonderful Seneca Wallace Small Talk Chit Chat Talkin' Topics Thread

[hairysasquatch]

Originally Posted by Boo

No FT sighting since yesterday morning. Did he...

1. Got canned because of the issue at work, left work and has been whacking ever since.

2. Was busy at work, went home and slipped on poo in the backyard. He is still laying there and no one missed him.

3. Has been cleaning up his Spock Wookies from the house so that his parents don't see them.

4. A UFO picked him up and has taken him away for rectal experiments.

Would have been a decent poll. Missed opportunity.

[BostonNut]

Originally Posted by hairysasquatch

Would have been a decent poll. Missed opportunity.

I already did that one NN.

Remember he ended up auditioning for Apple Blossom King?

[JustRachel]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

Okay, so recently the Tritty's moved to a new house in Virginia.

Pretty quickly FT Jr. made a new friend, Colton.

Colton blew FT's socks off the first time they met. Colton was all polite, did the dishes after dinner, an all-American hero that FT admired. The kid every parent dreams of.

Things were going great until Jr. and Colton started firing Nerf darts into the neighbors yard. That's what kids do, right? No big deal.

Then it all went down.

The Heist.

As it turns out, Colton is not all he was cracked up to be.

One beautiful spring day, Colton and Jr. took "the path" (which they are not supposed to take) to Wal-Mart.

Colton spotted a beautiful new Nerf gun. Instead of paying for it, Colton talked Jr. into stealing it.

Apparently Colton is a klepto and does this all the time. They made their way to the Garden Center where Colton pushed the gun through the chain link fence. The two masterminds then left the store, ran around outside the fence and grabbed the gun.

Of course Wal-Mart security was watching the whole thing and later tracked down the perps. Colton made sure Jr. was the fall guy who was in possession of the gun.

Jr. was punished from any NEW electronics, toys, and cards for 6 hours or so. He could still play with all his old stuff.

Colton is now banned from the Tritty's house.

That is quite the story! Crazy times we live in! I'm always a lil suspicious when a kid is too nice, too well-behaved.

Kudos to Walmart security in Virginia! Around here they wouldn't even try to track down a couple kids stealing toys. It's not worth their time. They only get outta their chair if they think someone might get hurt. No concern for petty theft, unless it's like a huge item like an 80in TV or something. The LPOs don't want to testify in court, too much hassle for $15/hr or whatever.

I'm with Tritty in that Colton's gotta go. Sorry kid but gtfoh and stay gone. Now it makes sense why he might want to hogtie FT, thanks for explaining. This will be useful ammunition moving forward.

[corndog]

The two moms involved are another story.

[BostonNut]

Originally Posted by corndog

The two moms involved are another story.

Ohhh…I forgot that part of it!

[glen87]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

A massive storm just came out of nowhere. Got dark in 30 seconds and just opened up. Absolutely bizarre for here! Winds are insane.

we were passing through on our way back

[glen87]

Originally Posted by corndog

Glen still in PA?

safely got out of there

[glen87]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

All of SW gets along with each other very well. (For the most part.) FT and Spuds have a few spats. When Chezball makes an appearance things might get a little tense. I annoy Saraste very much most of the time. Boo smells.

you misspelled "everyone"

[Boo]

Originally Posted by glen87

safely got out of there

Couldn’t handle it…wuss.

[glen87]

Originally Posted by Boo

Couldn’t handle it…wuss.

the aroma was nauseating

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

Okay, so recently the Tritty's moved to a new house in Virginia.

Pretty quickly FT Jr. made a new friend, Colton.

Colton blew FT's socks off the first time they met. Colton was all polite, did the dishes after dinner, an all-American hero that FT admired. The kid every parent dreams of.

Things were going great until Jr. and Colton started firing Nerf darts into the neighbors yard. That's what kids do, right? No big deal.

Then it all went down.

The Heist.

As it turns out, Colton is not all he was cracked up to be.

One beautiful spring day, Colton and Jr. took "the path" (which they are not supposed to take) to Wal-Mart.

Colton spotted a beautiful new Nerf gun. Instead of paying for it, Colton talked Jr. into stealing it.

Apparently Colton is a klepto and does this all the time. They made their way to the Garden Center where Colton pushed the gun through the chain link fence. The two masterminds then left the store, ran around outside the fence and grabbed the gun.

Of course Wal-Mart security was watching the whole thing and later tracked down the perps. Colton made sure Jr. was the fall guy who was in possession of the gun.

Jr. was punished from any NEW electronics, toys, and cards for 6 hours or so. He could still play with all his old stuff.

Colton is now banned from the Tritty's house.

Great summary!

[jlzinck]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

Okay, so recently the Tritty's moved to a new house in Virginia.

Pretty quickly FT Jr. made a new friend, Colton.

Colton blew FT's socks off the first time they met. Colton was all polite, did the dishes after dinner, an all-American hero that FT admired. The kid every parent dreams of.

Things were going great until Jr. and Colton started firing Nerf darts into the neighbors yard. That's what kids do, right? No big deal.

Then it all went down.

The Heist.

As it turns out, Colton is not all he was cracked up to be.

One beautiful spring day, Colton and Jr. took "the path" (which they are not supposed to take) to Wal-Mart.

Colton spotted a beautiful new Nerf gun. Instead of paying for it, Colton talked Jr. into stealing it.

Apparently Colton is a klepto and does this all the time. They made their way to the Garden Center where Colton pushed the gun through the chain link fence. The two masterminds then left the store, ran around outside the fence and grabbed the gun.

Of course Wal-Mart security was watching the whole thing and later tracked down the perps. Colton made sure Jr. was the fall guy who was in possession of the gun.

Jr. was punished from any NEW electronics, toys, and cards for 6 hours or so. He could still play with all his old stuff.

Colton is now banned from the Tritty's house.

And FT may have killed a dog for messing up his building blocks

[oldgoldy97]

Originally Posted by jlzinck

And FT may have killed a dog for messing up his building blocks

He’s probably been pooping in the yard himself to throw off any suspicion.

[oldgoldy97]

Now he can’t poop with his butt touching anything.

[JustRachel]

Originally Posted by corndog

The two moms involved are another story.

Originally Posted by jlzinck

And FT may have killed a dog for messing up his building blocks

Originally Posted by oldgoldy97

He’s probably been pooping in the yard himself to throw off any suspicion.

The plot thickens, much like lawnmower blades when the poopydoop doesn't fly off!

[BostonNut]

Originally Posted by jlzinck

And FT may have killed a dog for messing up his building blocks

[JosieD]

The main road I take to work is closed next week so some NN can watch people play golf.

[spuds1961]

Originally Posted by JosieD

The main road I take to work is closed next week so some NN can watch people play golf.

Well that sucks.

[bigdog2003]

Originally Posted by JosieD

The main road I take to work is closed next week so some NN can watch people play golf.

Why are they playing golf in the road?

[JustRachel]

Originally Posted by bigdog2003

Why are they playing golf in the road?

Maybe they're poors?

Maybe they're richies?

[glen87]

Originally Posted by JosieD

The main road I take to work is closed next week so some NN can watch people play golf.

sounds like a reason to take the week off

[glen87]

wife is on a train from VA.....supposed to be here at 556, now going to (possibly) be here at 624

[glen87]

the 3-4 times a year she takes it, it is late......most nights it is on time

[bigdog2003]

1st day off allowed me to get 50 new eBay listing done. My goal is 50 each of the next 2 days also.

[BostonNut]

Originally Posted by glen87

the 3-4 times a year she takes it, it is late......most nights it is on time

Can you text FT a heart emoji and report back what he says? We need to know he is okay.