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daeve · 10-12-2022, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SupermanBrandon

He walks like Danny Devito as the Penguin in Batman Returns

accurate - in the past I've called it the "old lunch lady" walk. His gait is off / he used to swing his hips with regular steps like he was in pain or bow-legged. That's not normal, though I think it's gotten a bit better or at least visibly less severe.

ninjacookies · 10-12-2022, 10:18 PM

Sage advice.

I'd definitely rather put my hard earned USDC into the robust, whacky inflatable guy mechics dude Jaren Jackson Jr.

#ANTIFAt with another banger cameo. It's finna be a fun szn ahead.

JWBlue · 10-12-2022, 10:29 PM

Don't follow the NBA these days.

Who is his comp? Barkley?

ninjacookies · 10-12-2022, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBlue

Don't follow the NBA these days.

Who is his comp? Barkley?

Michael Jordan / Liam Hemsworth.

gomiamigo · 10-13-2022, 12:28 PM

Flabbergasted? No, I was asking what his status was, and hoping he wasn't done for the year. The NBA is more fun with him and I own a couple of his cards.

Since Joel's first season on the court in 2016, he's never missed more than 30 regular season games and that was during the COVID year when he was out with Covid for 3+ weeks.

gomiamigo · 10-13-2022, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBlue

Don't follow the NBA these days.

Who is his comp? Barkley?

According to analytics [which he hates], Barkley is a top 12-15 player alltime.

11th in PER, 14th in WS, 9th in Offensive +/-, 14th in VORP, 11th in Playoff PER, 13th in Off Rating, 11x All-NBA, 5x 1st Team, 8x top 6 MVP, 6th in career Rbs, 28th in steals, 14th in True Shooting.

I doubt Zion will have that career because the odds are highly stacked against anyone having that career. Barkley was amazingly durable.

I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

gomiamigo · 10-13-2022, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Michael Jordan / Liam Hemsworth.

Larry Bird/Chris Hemsworth.

cms11 · 10-13-2022, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gomiamigo

Flabbergasted? No, I was asking what his status was, and hoping he wasn't done for the year. The NBA is more fun with him and I own a couple of his cards.

Since Joel's first season on the court in 2016, he's never missed more than 30 regular season games and that was during the COVID year when he was out with Covid for 3+ weeks.

I don't own any Zion cards, I just want him to stay healthy because it's good for the league.

daeve · 10-14-2022, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Sage advice.

I'd definitely rather put my hard earned USDC into the robust, whacky inflatable guy mechics dude Jaren Jackson Jr.

#ANTIFAt with another banger cameo. It's finna be a fun szn ahead.

Jokic is still criminally cheap if you like em chunky...

https://youtu.be/dQKctOxS4LI

RIP in peace big Z

ninjacookies · 10-14-2022, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by daeve

Jokic is still criminally cheap if you like em chunky...

https://youtu.be/dQKctOxS4LI

RIP in peace big Z

Cheap for a reason tho.

I shall, however, consider fractional shares of his select bass if he ever wins the chip.

Is that the same kinesiologist that prompted you to bust out the ridge wallet for the NBA's iteration of Cal Ripken Jr?

Face it. We're both indirect financial supporters of Kaiser Permanente healthcare facilities.

Embrace adversity.

ninjacookies · 10-15-2022, 12:10 AM

Future colonoscopy snap.

Brief aside: fk'n yolked. Bro looks like he's wearing one of those fake muscle shirt gags off Wish.

83/14/10 vs. Brooklyn...ankle willing.

punctilious · 10-16-2022, 10:29 AM

Completely forgot I had picked these up. Sending off to PSA soon. Poor man’s One and One.

Hoping Zion is suited up for season opener, 80 hours and counting...

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TimBuckTwo · 10-16-2022, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by punctilious

Hoping Zion is suited up for season opener, 80 hours and counting...

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Who is this Zion of which you speak? Is he any good?

punctilious · 10-16-2022, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBuckTwo

Who is this Zion of which you speak? Is he any good?

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daeve · 10-16-2022, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Cheap for a reason tho.

I shall, however, consider fractional shares of his select bass if he ever wins the chip.

Is that the same kinesiologist that prompted you to bust out the ridge wallet for the NBA's iteration of Cal Ripken Jr?

Face it. We're both indirect financial supporters of Kaiser Permanente healthcare facilities.

Embrace adversity.

The big difference to me is JJJ played 90 games last year, 78 regular szn +12 playoff games... Zion is at 85 games played in 3 seasons. JJJ can walk in a straight line without doing a two-step - his issues thus far have seemingly been bad luck while Zion's seem far deeper in a physiological sense. Ya done been warned

ninjacookies · 10-17-2022, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by daeve

The big difference to me is JJJ played 90 games last year, 78 regular szn +12 playoff games... Zion is at 85 games played in 3 seasons. JJJ can walk in a straight line without doing a two-step - his issues thus far have seemingly been bad luck while Zion's seem far deeper in a physiological sense. Ya done been warned

6 separate knee issues (8 total leg related) scattered throughout a 3 year time span.....along with his most recent foot setback....bad; luck?

If that's the case, Z's 23andme printout has to show some kind of distant ties to Dublin....

Knock on wood.

Voodoo hex, Morant jeering, youtube sports doc plagiarism: whatever helps you reason and cope through the trying times, my man. We all have our mechanisms.

Appreciate the constructive criticism, but me and these stack of winter hoops bass are doing just fine.

Think I'll source my kinesiological financial assessments from licensed proctologists that don't have JJJ and Jonathan Isaac in their IRA port.

blackandgold · 10-17-2022, 10:32 AM

From what I’m seeing locally Zion will be a go Wednesday He just twisted his ankle and they were just being cautious.

TimBuckTwo · 10-17-2022, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by blackandgold

From what I’m seeing locally Zion will be a go Wednesday He just twisted his ankle and they were just being cautious.

Can the man not even walk right?!?!?

ninjacookies · 10-17-2022, 11:24 PM

Direct from the slim horse's mouf.

Bust out thine Saint Laurent satchels and famished Venmo accounts , mentlegen.

By my troth, this Wednesday we feast.

Hobbyboxer · 10-18-2022, 12:03 AM

He got a chef. He has been learning to take care of himself. His team has been taking precautions to protect him from injuries before being completely healed from his previous injury. He is a one in a generational talent. Get your popcorn and enjoy the show.

TimBuckTwo · 10-18-2022, 09:48 AM

I agree.

Let's RIDE !!!!!

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Originally Posted by Hobbyboxer

He got a chef. He has been learning to take care of himself. His team has been taking precautions to protect him from injuries before being completely healed from his previous injury. He is a one in a generational talent. Get your popcorn and enjoy the show.

22emmittfan · 10-18-2022, 04:50 PM

Sometimes I dream
That Z is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be ( ba bum bum bum )
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like Z
If I could be like Z[5]

mcgee2134 · 10-18-2022, 05:59 PM

I can't wait to watch Zion and Ant this year. They're gonna take the league by storm this year.

ninjacookies · 10-18-2022, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 22emmittfan

Sometimes I dream
That Z is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be ( ba bum bum bum )
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like Z
If I could be like Z[5]

Woo chile...sang it.

For 20 years of my life I foolishly aspired to be Like Ike.

I can now say, beyond certainty, that the apex of human existence is to be transmogrified into a flying refrigerator.

Wade Mulroy · 10-19-2022, 09:25 AM

Boy, it feels good to get back into this thread with some excitement/anticipation of seeing our boy on the court.

Last year was depressing as a Zion fan with all the half-truths and secrecy around his status. Let's hope this year is nothing but watching Zion feast and take another step forward.

10-12-2022, 10:18 PM	#7527
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,718	Sage advice. I'd definitely rather put my hard earned USDC into the robust, whacky inflatable guy mechics dude Jaren Jackson Jr. #ANTIFAt with another banger cameo. It's finna be a fun szn ahead. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

10-13-2022, 12:28 PM	#7530
gomiamigo Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: in your head Posts: 10,954 esmoney gomiamigo	Flabbergasted? No, I was asking what his status was, and hoping he wasn't done for the year. The NBA is more fun with him and I own a couple of his cards. Since Joel's first season on the court in 2016, he's never missed more than 30 regular season games and that was during the COVID year when he was out with Covid for 3+ weeks. __________________ IG: KevinDurant35Cards

10-15-2022, 12:10 AM	#7536
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,718	Future colonoscopy snap. Brief aside: fk'n yolked. Bro looks like he's wearing one of those fake muscle shirt gags off Wish. 83/14/10 vs. Brooklyn...ankle willing. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

10-16-2022, 10:29 AM	#7537
punctilious Member Join Date: Mar 2021 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 442	Completely forgot I had picked these up. Sending off to PSA soon. Poor man’s One and One. Hoping Zion is suited up for season opener, 80 hours and counting... Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk __________________ https://www.flickr.com/photos/96547941@N05/albums

10-17-2022, 11:24 PM	#7544
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,718	Direct from the slim horse's mouf. Bust out thine Saint Laurent satchels and famished Venmo accounts , mentlegen. By my troth, this Wednesday we feast. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

10-12-2022, 10:29 PM	#7528
JWBlue Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,531	Don't follow the NBA these days. Who is his comp? Barkley?

10-17-2022, 10:32 AM	#7542
blackandgold Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lockport La Posts: 9,099 guidry2732	From what I’m seeing locally Zion will be a go Wednesday He just twisted his ankle and they were just being cautious.

10-18-2022, 12:03 AM	#7545
Hobbyboxer Member Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: Washington and Arizona Posts: 242 hobby_boxer Hobbyboxer	He got a chef. He has been learning to take care of himself. His team has been taking precautions to protect him from injuries before being completely healed from his previous injury. He is a one in a generational talent. Get your popcorn and enjoy the show.

10-18-2022, 04:50 PM	#7547
22emmittfan Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Florida Posts: 2,412 22emmittfan	Sometimes I dream That Z is me You've got to see that's how I dream to be ( ba bum bum bum ) I dream I move, I dream I groove Like Z If I could be like Z[5]

10-18-2022, 05:59 PM	#7548
mcgee2134 Member Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Twin Cities, MN Posts: 587	I can't wait to watch Zion and Ant this year. They're gonna take the league by storm this year.

10-19-2022, 09:25 AM	#7550
Wade Mulroy Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 2,738	Boy, it feels good to get back into this thread with some excitement/anticipation of seeing our boy on the court. Last year was depressing as a Zion fan with all the half-truths and secrecy around his status. Let's hope this year is nothing but watching Zion feast and take another step forward.