The Zion 'Fatboi' Williamson Career LDL/HDL Tracker | BBW Appreciation Megathread. - Page 367

pingbling23 · 06-13-2023, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBuckTwo

Zion isn't about basketball and besides he would have to check with ZION first.

Zion is about banging his and her brains out.

Oh to be young and extremely rich.

GOATcards · 06-13-2023, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...66936568295456

>tfw Zbo just needed the Moriah Mills© slimfast regimen all along.

i think i've determined that the best/only thing twitter is good for is the popcorn spectacle (like in this list)

22emmittfan · 06-14-2023, 07:10 PM

Rumors of Zion getting traded are heating up

SupermanBrandon · 06-14-2023, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 22emmittfan

Rumors of Zion getting traded are heating up

NY or LA? Its the only 2 reasonable options.

TimBuckTwo · 06-14-2023, 09:03 PM

Zion = Loser

daeve · 06-14-2023, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SupermanBrandon

NY or LA? Its the only 2 reasonable options.

NY likes winning now, don't think they'd risk it...unless you meant the Nets.

Or what about Chicago?

Derozan+Caruso for Zion and Kira Lewis works to match salaries. Derozan is expiring, and is cheap for this year, which has value.

Pels could see if they can whip up some winning with 2 proven vets who should fit in nicely. They can flip Derozan at the deadline to a contender if they suck or if injuries hit. Some winning would allow them to showcase McCollum and Ingram before they ultimately decide their future with their bevy of Lakers 1sts.

Valanciunas is an expiring too, so he could easily be moved.

If they threw a big 1-year 'prove it' deal at BroLo he may bite, though I think Spurs will be all over him so Wemby doesn't have to bang down low.

McCollum-Caruso-Derozan-Ingram-BroLo wouldn't be bad.

Zion would get a fresh start on a team with a history of a lot of excellence, maybe that inspires him to work on stabilizing those hips?

Lonzo/Kira-Lavine-Zion-PDub-FA [Porzingis?] - his spacing would open up the interior for Zion drives.

22emmittfan · 06-14-2023, 10:03 PM

Talk is could trade him for Charlotte pick

daeve · 06-14-2023, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 22emmittfan

Talk is could trade him for Charlotte pick

I don't hate the idea, Cha already risking the franchise on a Ball bro so might as well try for a Zion reclamation project. Guess Pels would likely go for Scoot then.

ninjacookies · 06-14-2023, 10:07 PM

Need to ship him to Utah.

Mormons'll shut that paypig addiction down with the quickness.

wiper · 06-14-2023, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 22emmittfan

Talk is could trade him for Charlotte pick

portland has the #3, that’s my guess

ninjacookies · 06-14-2023, 10:47 PM

Every instathot on twitter's now using Zion Williamson as a search tag for promo.

He hath finally ascended.

You'd have to be the dumbest cuck on earth to unload right now with all this institutional Brazzers money ready to flow in.

ninjacookies · 06-14-2023, 10:53 PM

https://twitter.com/ButtCrackSports/...56006909288448

This has been the best entertainment of the entire postseason.

tjforce · 06-14-2023, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Every instathot on twitter's now using Zion Williamson as a search tag for promo.

He hath finally ascended.

You'd have to be the dumbest cuck on earth to unload right now with all this institutional Brazzers money ready to flow in.

Zion investors should be ecstatic about recent developments...

he's finally become a sports to pop-culture transcending athlete right in front of our eyes!

Hustler Magazine 'Man of the Year' coming up

ninjacookies · 06-14-2023, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tjforce

Zion investors should be ecstatic about recent developments...

he's finally become a sports to pop-culture transcending athlete right in front of our eyes!

Hustler Magazine 'Man of the Year' coming up

Cavs era Kemp couldn't even dream of this level of clout.

Got real housewives of Witchita doing Ebay searches while hubbies are out slaving in the coal mines.

Patience will soon be rewarded.

regularp · 06-14-2023, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SupermanBrandon

NY or LA? Its the only 2 reasonable options.

Golden State will steal him and extend their dynasty another five years. Poole, Kuminga and picks.

GOATcards · 06-15-2023, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Every instathot on twitter's now using Zion Williamson as a search tag for promo.

He hath finally ascended.

You'd have to be the dumbest cuck on earth to unload right now with all this institutional Brazzers money ready to flow in.

flowing in to make him healthy and the Pels a contender?

GOATcards · 06-15-2023, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

https://twitter.com/ButtCrackSports/...56006909288448

This has been the best entertainment of the entire postseason.

54K/3 = 18K/day
18K/24 = 750/hour
750/60 = 12.5/minute

that's a post every ~5 seconds?

Hold my beer

ninjacookies · 06-15-2023, 06:30 PM

Whenever you're feeling a bit morose gazing at your tattered stack of Mosaic dimes...just remember - nobody's more invested than chocolate Aileen Wuornos.

https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...28745674465288

https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...37850758414337

https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...68546012700673

jetta20162 · 06-16-2023, 11:29 AM

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-blazers-links

Dielon · 06-16-2023, 01:52 PM

The tweets she recently put out...my god. Didn't need that visual. This girl has no shame, lol.

bradjames12 · 06-16-2023, 02:04 PM

Pels parting ways with assistant coach Weatherspoon who has "developed" a strong rapport with Zion..

cardsin47 · 06-16-2023, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bradjames12

Pels parting ways with assistant coach Weatherspoon who has "developed" a strong rapport with Zion..

Zion is next … ( trade / not shoot him or anything violent )

asujbl · 06-16-2023, 02:21 PM

What is a tornado? Asking for a friend

Boo · 06-16-2023, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by asujbl

What is a tornado? Asking for a friend

Dude, she’s gross. You have problems if you dig that.

Boo · 06-16-2023, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by asujbl

What is a tornado? Asking for a friend

BTW check urban dictionary, it’s what it sounds like.

06-14-2023, 10:07 PM	#9159
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,254	Need to ship him to Utah. Mormons'll shut that paypig addiction down with the quickness. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

06-14-2023, 10:47 PM	#9161
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,254	Every instathot on twitter's now using Zion Williamson as a search tag for promo. He hath finally ascended. You'd have to be the dumbest cuck on earth to unload right now with all this institutional Brazzers money ready to flow in. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

06-14-2023, 10:53 PM	#9162
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,254	https://twitter.com/ButtCrackSports/...56006909288448 This has been the best entertainment of the entire postseason. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

06-15-2023, 06:30 PM	#9168
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,254	Whenever you're feeling a bit morose gazing at your tattered stack of Mosaic dimes...just remember - nobody's more invested than chocolate Aileen Wuornos. https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...28745674465288 https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...37850758414337 https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/st...68546012700673 __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

06-16-2023, 11:29 AM	#9169
jetta20162 Member Join Date: Dec 2021 Posts: 243	https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-blazers-links __________________ 90's Basketball - https://flickr.com/photos/202877037@N08/albums

06-14-2023, 07:10 PM	#9153
22emmittfan Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Florida Posts: 2,412 22emmittfan	Rumors of Zion getting traded are heating up

06-14-2023, 09:03 PM	#9155
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06-14-2023, 10:03 PM	#9157
22emmittfan Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Florida Posts: 2,412 22emmittfan	Talk is could trade him for Charlotte pick

06-16-2023, 01:52 PM	#9170
Dielon Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 3,161 dielonthug	The tweets she recently put out...my god. Didn't need that visual. This girl has no shame, lol. __________________ Looking for all CHAD GREENWAY that I currently don't have! https://sportscardalbum.com/u/Dielonthug

06-16-2023, 02:04 PM	#9171
bradjames12 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Zionsville Posts: 1,439 bjbena2006	Pels parting ways with assistant coach Weatherspoon who has "developed" a strong rapport with Zion..

06-16-2023, 02:21 PM	#9173
asujbl Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 61,676 ohiosundevils	What is a tornado? Asking for a friend __________________ https://ohiosundevils.smugmug.com/ Browns/Cavs/Tribe/Buckeyes/Jackets/Devils TheFrenzy - “Blowout ain't a place for normies”