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Old 10-12-2015, 08:09 PM   #1
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Don Chingon to share restaurant ownership with customer who finishes 30-lb burrito | am New York

The quickest path to owning a New York City restaurant? Eating.
Contemporary Park Slope Mexican eatery Don Chingon (216 Flatbush Ave., Brooklyn) wants to give you a piece of its restaurant. In exchange for your stomach. The taquería, which opened in August, has created The Grand Chingon Challenge, offering 10% of restaurant ownership to the first person who consumers a thirty-pound burrito and ghost pepper margarita in just one hour. That's half a pound of burrito to consume each minute!
For comparison, an over-stuffed Chipotle burrito weighs in at about 1.5 pounds. Don Chingon's burrito is made with steak, chicken, pork, rice, beans and salsa, wrapped in a hand-press tortilla. According to the official rules, "any bathroom breaks or discharge of bodily fluids of any kind will result in forfeit" and "ownership of Don Chingon or any prizes won during the competition are non transferable upon death," though it's unclear how long one can live after gorging on a burrito weighing more than two toy poodles or three infants (neither of which we encourage consuming, by the way.) Don Chingon will not accept any responsibility for death or illness related to the challenge. Perhaps more exciting than Brooklyn restaurant ownership, the winner will also be presented with a Don Chingon T-Shirt "regardless of performance during the challenge." The impossible-sounding challenge costs $150 to enter and promises plenty of totally free publicity to a restaurant with a name translating to Mr. Badass.
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Old 10-12-2015, 08:28 PM   #2
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Any person who could eat that would be a ticking time bomb for a heart attack and thus not likely to be around as a business partner for very long. The ideal candidate probably dresses in bedsheets, has to use a bathtub as a toilet, and is looking at forklift extraction from their home to even get to the restaurant to make the attempt.
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Old 10-12-2015, 08:33 PM   #3
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Does the best competitive eater have a stomach large enogh to hold thirty pounds?

Cut it into 15 slices and you have a dinner party covered.
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Old 10-12-2015, 08:50 PM   #4
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Old 10-12-2015, 09:07 PM   #5
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Here is the challenger a 120lb woman. She took down a 7 pound burrito in 3 minutes and not only finished one 72 ounce steak in under 3 but ate 2 more for fun..

Woman Breaks World Record by Eating a 72-Ounce Steak in Under 3 Minutes?Watch the Video and Ruin Your Appetite Forever! | E! Online
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Old 10-12-2015, 09:16 PM   #6
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We need Matt Stone or LA Beast or Randy Santal

These guys are eating monster on youtube.
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Old 10-12-2015, 09:19 PM   #7
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Old 10-12-2015, 10:19 PM   #8
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I wonder which toilet will get stuffed from anyone who attempts this crap. Poor toilet.
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Old 10-13-2015, 01:02 AM   #9
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Wonder if he can do it.

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Old 10-13-2015, 01:06 AM   #10
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Old 10-13-2015, 01:07 AM   #11
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nice edit nick just beat out my post, your other vid is a good one too
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Old 10-13-2015, 02:20 AM   #13
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nice edit nick just beat out my post, your other vid is a good one too
Yeah haha, realized right after I posted it he had a burrito one. Don't even know why I watch his videos sometimes - just interesting in some way.
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Old 10-13-2015, 04:17 PM   #14
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i've eaten 3 chipotle burritos in a sitting as a dare but 30 lbs seems impossible. granted the highest poundage record is about 24 lbs of food in 10 minutes so a number of people on these record lists could probably do it.
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