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Old 05-08-2018, 09:25 AM   #1
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Default Newest Darwin Awards competition- Deodorant challenge

https://nypost.com/2018/05/07/mom-wa...hallenge-game/

Spray deodorant on yourself for as long as possible until you get severe burns. When can they do the next one of self-sterilization?
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Old 05-08-2018, 09:30 AM   #2
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My suggestion for a new one : blow a hot hair dryer on your genitals for as long as possible. Could be some interesting science
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Old 05-08-2018, 10:33 AM   #3
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.eaa86d5a6872
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Old 05-08-2018, 10:43 AM   #4
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“deodorant challenge” which is making the rounds in southwest England.
I think it's pretty remarkable news that the English are finally using deodorant. Sure, there will be a few issues where they take some time figuring out how exactly to use the product, but at least they're finally trying...
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I think it's pretty remarkable news that the English are finally using deodorant. Sure, there will be a few issues where they take some time figuring out how exactly to use the product, but at least they're finally trying...
You put it on your shirt since it absorbs the smell better
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Old 05-08-2018, 11:17 AM   #6
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I think it's pretty remarkable news that the English are finally using deodorant. Sure, there will be a few issues where they take some time figuring out how exactly to use the product, but at least they're finally trying...
I heard you guys in Indiana just rub cow poo all over you and then you can't smell your BO.
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Old 05-08-2018, 11:40 PM   #7
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I like that they interviewed an associate professor named Bruce Lee in that condom article...
Here's an interesting quote...
A report published in 2004 in the Indian Journal of Chest Diseases and Allied Sciences detailed an “accidental condom inhalation” in which a 27-year-old woman unintentionally sucked a condom down her throat and into her lungs during oral sex. It led to pneumonia and caused the right upper lobe of her lung to collapse.
She probably had 20 guys in the waiting room with flowers and get well cards...
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Old 05-09-2018, 06:23 AM   #8
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I like that they interviewed an associate professor named Bruce Lee in that condom article...
Here's an interesting quote...
A report published in 2004 in the Indian Journal of Chest Diseases and Allied Sciences detailed an “accidental condom inhalation” in which a 27-year-old woman unintentionally sucked a condom down her throat and into her lungs during oral sex. It led to pneumonia and caused the right upper lobe of her lung to collapse.
She probably had 20 guys in the waiting room with flowers and get well cards...
Oral sex with a condom? I think I've found the problem here.

Well.. unless she was a hooker.
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