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Old 11-13-2013, 12:51 PM   #1
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Default Is it "Normal" to be dating a pregnant coworker while growing a beard?

And should co-worker like PS4 or XBox?

Discuss please
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Old 11-13-2013, 12:52 PM   #2
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Depends on if you are the one who got her pregnant.
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Old 11-13-2013, 12:56 PM   #3
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In West Virginia, it's only normal to be dating a pregnant coworker, if and only if she just broke up with your father. Now the facial hair is 100% optional, although it may be required in Kentucky.
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:01 PM   #4
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Does said co-worker also play board games?
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I think it makes sense considering the person dating the pregnant co-worker had a vasectomy while watching Supermarket Sweep.
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:07 PM   #6
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I think it makes sense considering the person dating the pregnant co-worker had a vasectomy while watching Supermarket Sweep.
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:19 PM   #7
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And should co-worker like PS4 or XBox?

Discuss please
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:20 PM   #8
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Is an pregnant coworker a athlete?
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:21 PM   #9
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In West Virginia, it's only normal to be dating a pregnant coworker, if and only if she just broke up with your father. Now the facial hair is 100% optional, although it may be required in Kentucky.
What if she is your sister?
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:21 PM   #10
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Does she perform openly visible lesbian acts like "The Dancing Turkey"?
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:23 PM   #11
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Is she fat because she is showing? Or is she is fat because she is fat, and you are taking her word on being pregnant?
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:26 PM   #13
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I just dropped my apple on the floor. No euphamism. I seriously dropped my apple. Damn it.
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Pictures or it didn't happen. TURKEY!!!
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:34 PM   #15
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Is she growing the beard as well?
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:40 PM   #16
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Does she have wealthy parents?
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Old 11-13-2013, 01:58 PM   #17
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I lost it when I read this title
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Does she have any kidney stones ?
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Does she want to have sex with you 4 times a day even though you don't want to?
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Does she want to have sex with you 4 times a day even though you don't want to?
Who? The turkey, or the co-worker?
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Who? The turkey, or the co-worker?
Well I was referring to the beard, but I guess the turkey is another option
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Well I was referring to the beard, but I guess the turkey is another option
All while doing an online comparison of the Macbook Air vs. Macbook Pro?!?!
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Shouldn't this be in the member feedback section? :turkey:
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Old 11-13-2013, 02:17 PM   #24
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Literally pissing myself right now, can they also be discussing the emoticons for december. Santa or the elf?
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All while doing an online comparison of the Macbook Air vs. Macbook Pro?!?!
And passing a kidney stone....
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