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Old 12-13-2022, 02:46 PM   #213626
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Going to my wife’s office Christmas party tonight and meeting a bunch of people I don’t know. Does anybody have any tips for avoiding people at a gathering besides hiding in the restroom most of the night. I am not completely antisocial but I am not comfortable meeting a bunch of new people at one time.
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Old 12-13-2022, 02:47 PM   #213627
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Cough excessively.
Yes I forgot in this day and age that is a very effective option.
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Old 12-13-2022, 02:50 PM   #213628
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That’s my next option Glen just have to drink whole milk instead of skim, only problem is then I might shart myself.
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Old 12-13-2022, 02:51 PM   #213629
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I literally did that on my phone while taking my morning dump.

You're welcome.
I have LITERALLY never used my phone in the sh!tter
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I have LITERALLY never used my phone in the sh!tter
I do LITERALLY every day.
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Old 12-13-2022, 03:24 PM   #213631
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I have LITERALLY never used my phone in the sh!tter
I mean people don't use it in it, they use it while sitting on it.
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Old 12-13-2022, 03:36 PM   #213632
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That’s my next option Glen just have to drink whole milk instead of skim, only problem is then I might shart myself.
that would probably work even better
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Old 12-13-2022, 03:57 PM   #213633
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Going to my wife’s office Christmas party tonight and meeting a bunch of people I don’t know. Does anybody have any tips for avoiding people at a gathering besides hiding in the restroom most of the night. I am not completely antisocial but I am not comfortable meeting a bunch of new people at one time.
Tell them you collect sports cards.
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Old 12-13-2022, 05:04 PM   #213634
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Going to my wife’s office Christmas party tonight and meeting a bunch of people I don’t know. Does anybody have any tips for avoiding people at a gathering besides hiding in the restroom most of the night. I am not completely antisocial but I am not comfortable meeting a bunch of new people at one time.
Lobbing softballs spuds
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Old 12-13-2022, 05:16 PM   #213635
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Tell them you collect sports cards.
Another good one
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Lobbing softballs spuds
Figured you guys deserved to have some laughs at my expense.
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Forgot whether I took my medicine this morning or not, oh well if I miss one day it won’t kill me.
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Old 12-13-2022, 05:47 PM   #213638
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On the fifth day of Christmas, Blowout gave to Glen,

Five Oldy Golds

Four Frito squirrels

Three Josh Rosens

Two Corn Dogs

And a card listed on C O M C
Hate to say it but he wouldn't have any Rosens. They would end up in the circular file.
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Old 12-13-2022, 06:45 PM   #213639
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Forgot whether I took my medicine this morning or not, oh well if I miss one day it won’t kill me.
That's what preakness said. Don't be preakness
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Old 12-13-2022, 07:06 PM   #213640
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Hate to say it but he wouldn't have any Rosens. They would end up in the circular file.
or put aside in a box to send to some other sucker errrr clectr
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Put on your tinfoil hats. There's a third alarm fire going on in Brooklyn at the NYPD Evidence Control & Impound Warehouse.
6 firefighters were injured during this fire.

At least they were injured doing their job unlike the DC firefighter who was arrested for felony assault after he choked unconscious another DC firefighter at work over a personal argument.

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That's what preakness said. Don't be preakness
Is he still with us. Tell you guys about this dinner later. I hate stuffy people.
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hopefully next we are.....
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Found this disturbing answer, while browsing for a gift on Amazon.


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Ohhhh, so when everyone talked about Boo's compound... It wasn't like a rural home fortification, it was a part of a product! Everything makes more sense now.
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I guess there's Mrs. Boo softball of a joke just sitting there too, but I'll pass.

We have to maintain some measure of decency and decorum around here.
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Ohhhh, so when everyone talked about Boo's compound... It wasn't like a rural home fortification, it was a part of a product! Everything makes more sense now.
There's a real compound. I doubt it is fortified. The picture has been posted here many times. I'm guessing the compound is made at the compound.
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