Taco death
 

No more eating contests, sorry Bnut

[url]https://abc30.com/man-dies-after-taco-eating-contest-at-fresno-grizzlies-game/5467417/[/url]

A diabetic entering an eating contest? Sounds like a smart thing to do.

There’s only one taco eating contest you want to join in life. It’s not this kind of taco eating contest.

One person chokes to death and they cancel the contest, WEAK .

[QUOTE=Siberian13;14940774]There’s only one taco eating contest you want to join in life. It’s not this kind of taco eating contest.[/QUOTE]

There isn’t a woman alive on this planet that wants you to enter that contest...

[QUOTE=BostonNut;14940808]There isn’t a woman alive on this planet that wants you to enter that contest...[/QUOTE]

You said he had a tongue like a cat:eek::eek::eek:

Imagine this happening at Nathans yearly hot dog eating contest.

[QUOTE=BostonNut;14940808]There isn’t a woman alive on this planet that wants you to enter that contest...[/QUOTE]

Mrs. Boo?

[QUOTE=Boo;14940810]You said he had a tongue like a cat:eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

His taco is more like a choco taco

This a terrible food eating contest to have. I about choke when I eat them with the shell, so I can see this happening.

[QUOTE=maconithappen;14941134]This a terrible food eating contest to have. I about choke when I eat them with the shell, so I can see this happening.[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

Also, I was impressed by how sombre the reporting was.

It's Fresno,California, a very horrible place that is filled with gang banger. When one bites the dust no one bat an eye.
Over here in Poop City, we call Fresno "No Town"

This is legit by they way, you can google No Town

The Denver Voodoo Donut had a donut eating contest a few years ago and a man choked to death.

Not the story I was expecting.

I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"

[QUOTE=ssbledsoe;14941574]Not the story I was expecting.

I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"[/QUOTE]

It would have been a bittersweet end to his Blowout-Jedi Master career. :coffee:

[QUOTE=ssbledsoe;14941574]Not the story I was expecting.

I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"[/QUOTE]

I would of thought his end would of been choking on something else :)

[QUOTE=hairysasquatch;14941580]It would have been a bittersweet end to his Blowout-Jedi Master career. :coffee:[/QUOTE]

Bittersweet end???


I was thinking more cheesy :eek:

[QUOTE=ssbledsoe;14941574]Not the story I was expecting.[/QUOTE]

I was initially thinking it was going to be some lame joke riffing on Tacko Fall the soone-to-be legendary basketball player.

I bet some people including myself thought it was about a guy eating muff and choking on the extra meat.

Sorry I am thinking about lunch at the moment.
I meant choking on all the extra HAIR.

Jesus, I know it’s blowout but can’t anyone have a little sympathy for people losing a family loved one? Good grief


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[QUOTE=AnthonyCorona;14942841]Jesus, I know it’s blowout but can’t anyone have a little sympathy for people losing a family loved one? Good grief


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People die everyday. No one sheds a tear or notices. At least this guy made the headlines. RIP

should have done soft tacos

[QUOTE=IronMonkey415;14941027]Imagine this happening at Nathans yearly hot dog eating contest.[/QUOTE]

Naw, never happen. They got "Hot Dog-tors" at the ready during that event.
(That's a couple of weight lifters in speedos on standby with vacuum cleaners that have those long attachments for getting into corners.)

[QUOTE=AnthonyCorona;14942841]Jesus, I know it’s blowout but can’t anyone have a little sympathy for people losing a family loved one? Good grief
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A splendid demonstration of answering one's own question concisely and accurately.

[QUOTE=AnthonyCorona;14942841]Jesus, I know it’s blowout but can’t anyone have a little sympathy for people losing a family loved one? Good grief


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Sympathy and comedy are not mutually exclusive. I can feel bad for David Carradine while simultaneously making autoerotic asphyxiation jokes