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I have found that flicking through a few threads on my smartphone is a great way to pass some time while "stocking the pond."Hairy 6/7/12 “ I feel you, brother. Welcome to East Berlin, circa 1963.” Hairy 5/9/20 |
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A diabetic entering an eating contest? Sounds like a smart thing to do.
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One person chokes to death and they cancel the contest, WEAK .
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I have found that flicking through a few threads on my smartphone is a great way to pass some time while "stocking the pond."Hairy 6/7/12 “ I feel you, brother. Welcome to East Berlin, circa 1963.” Hairy 5/9/20 |
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Imagine this happening at Nathans yearly hot dog eating contest.
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This a terrible food eating contest to have. I about choke when I eat them with the shell, so I can see this happening.
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It's Fresno,California, a very horrible place that is filled with gang banger. When one bites the dust no one bat an eye.
Over here in Poop City, we call Fresno "No Town" This is legit by they way, you can google No Town |
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The Denver Voodoo Donut had a donut eating contest a few years ago and a man choked to death.
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Not the story I was expecting.
I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"
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I bet some people including myself thought it was about a guy eating muff and choking on the extra meat.
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Sorry I am thinking about lunch at the moment.
I meant choking on all the extra HAIR. |
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Jesus, I know it’s blowout but can’t anyone have a little sympathy for people losing a family loved one? Good grief
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Julio better |
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should have done soft tacos
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(That's a couple of weight lifters in speedos on standby with vacuum cleaners that have those long attachments for getting into corners.) A splendid demonstration of answering one's own question concisely and accurately.
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Sympathy and comedy are not mutually exclusive. I can feel bad for David Carradine while simultaneously making autoerotic asphyxiation jokes
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