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Old 08-15-2019, 06:25 AM   #1
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Default Taco death

No more eating contests, sorry Bnut

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Old 08-15-2019, 06:29 AM   #2
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A diabetic entering an eating contest? Sounds like a smart thing to do.
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Old 08-15-2019, 06:58 AM   #3
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There’s only one taco eating contest you want to join in life. It’s not this kind of taco eating contest.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:21 AM   #4
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One person chokes to death and they cancel the contest, WEAK .
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:26 AM   #5
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There’s only one taco eating contest you want to join in life. It’s not this kind of taco eating contest.
There isn’t a woman alive on this planet that wants you to enter that contest...
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:28 AM   #6
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There isn’t a woman alive on this planet that wants you to enter that contest...
You said he had a tongue like a cat
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:20 AM   #7
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Imagine this happening at Nathans yearly hot dog eating contest.
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:43 AM   #8
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There isn’t a woman alive on this planet that wants you to enter that contest...
Mrs. Boo?
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:44 AM   #9
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You said he had a tongue like a cat
His taco is more like a choco taco
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:55 AM   #10
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This a terrible food eating contest to have. I about choke when I eat them with the shell, so I can see this happening.
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Old 08-15-2019, 11:06 AM   #11
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This a terrible food eating contest to have. I about choke when I eat them with the shell, so I can see this happening.
Agreed.

Also, I was impressed by how sombre the reporting was.
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Old 08-15-2019, 11:18 AM   #12
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It's Fresno,California, a very horrible place that is filled with gang banger. When one bites the dust no one bat an eye.
Over here in Poop City, we call Fresno "No Town"

This is legit by they way, you can google No Town
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Old 08-15-2019, 11:31 AM   #13
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The Denver Voodoo Donut had a donut eating contest a few years ago and a man choked to death.
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:13 PM   #14
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Not the story I was expecting.

I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:14 PM   #15
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Not the story I was expecting.

I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"
It would have been a bittersweet end to his Blowout-Jedi Master career.
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:16 PM   #16
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Not the story I was expecting.

I was honestly expecting this to be Mrs. Boo letting us know that Boo suffocated...well, you know...eating her "taco"
I would of thought his end would of been choking on something else
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:16 PM   #17
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It would have been a bittersweet end to his Blowout-Jedi Master career.
Bittersweet end???


I was thinking more cheesy
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Not the story I was expecting.
I was initially thinking it was going to be some lame joke riffing on Tacko Fall the soone-to-be legendary basketball player.
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Old 08-15-2019, 02:58 PM   #19
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I bet some people including myself thought it was about a guy eating muff and choking on the extra meat.
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Old 08-15-2019, 02:59 PM   #20
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Sorry I am thinking about lunch at the moment.
I meant choking on all the extra HAIR.
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Old 08-15-2019, 06:33 PM   #21
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Jesus, I know it’s blowout but can’t anyone have a little sympathy for people losing a family loved one? Good grief


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Old 08-15-2019, 06:56 PM   #22
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People die everyday. No one sheds a tear or notices. At least this guy made the headlines. RIP
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:07 PM   #23
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should have done soft tacos
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Old 08-15-2019, 08:52 PM   #24
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Imagine this happening at Nathans yearly hot dog eating contest.
Naw, never happen. They got "Hot Dog-tors" at the ready during that event.
(That's a couple of weight lifters in speedos on standby with vacuum cleaners that have those long attachments for getting into corners.)

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