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garrethannah 12-31-2014 01:43 AM

Vasectomy MOJO!!!! - DeMarco Murray 1/1
 
Today was the day I(my wife) decided that I was going to have my dignity taken from me. That's right today was vasectomy day. So since I was getting my boys messed with, I figured I deserved to treat myself to a few boxes to open during my recovery.

First box was a heavily discounted 2011 Leaf Metal Draft Football for $50......

VASECTOMY MOJO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IMG]https://33.media.tumblr.com/98e3522012a605b403316496ea0b7820/tumblr_nhfp8lU0G21sov0ujo1_500.jpg[/IMG]

DeMarco Murray Touchdown Kings Super Prismatic 1/1

kevinandji 12-31-2014 01:48 AM

Ice ice baby....:)! Oh and nice pull...

cruiserdaddy7 12-31-2014 01:50 AM

Brutal. Your wife stole your man card.

Twinsfan33 12-31-2014 01:51 AM

How dare she mess with the "little boys"! Who does she think she is?! hahah nice hit! :)!

garrethannah 12-31-2014 02:05 AM

haha. Thanks everyone. I'm having another one scheduled next week and I'm buying a case of Flawless.

metsplaya123 12-31-2014 02:11 AM

Reverse it now!

Carpela 12-31-2014 02:12 AM

This made my day. Nice pull

Irish 12-31-2014 03:10 AM

Traded your 2/2 boys for an 1/1 boys ...not bad:p

rconde 12-31-2014 04:17 AM

dont worry it will still work but why are you having another surgery?

garrethannah 12-31-2014 04:35 AM

[QUOTE=Carpela;8500912]This made my day. Nice pull[/QUOTE]

Haha, Thanks... and amazing post with your cards this month. wow!

garrethannah 12-31-2014 04:36 AM

[QUOTE=rconde;8501020]dont worry it will still work but why are you having another surgery?[/QUOTE]

sorry, i was just kidding. I meant that i was going to have to keep having vasectomies since my luck was so good.

garrethannah 12-31-2014 04:37 AM

[QUOTE=Irish;8500980]Traded your 2/2 boys for an 1/1 boys ...not bad:p[/QUOTE]

haha, I'm going to steal this. hilarious

chipmaster 12-31-2014 08:06 AM

Awesome pull man :)! Great timing!

Got snipped myself last year and things couldn't be better with the action :)!

How many kids do you have?

freethrowtommy 12-31-2014 08:18 AM

[QUOTE=cruiserdaddy7;8500856]Brutal. Your wife stole your man card.[/QUOTE]

He didn't get his D cut off.

It is all the fun without the possibility of an oops. Sounds pretty stellar to me.

Oh, and nice card!

nickha2 12-31-2014 08:55 AM

Shooting blanks never felt so good.

ssbledsoe 12-31-2014 09:42 AM

[QUOTE=freethrowtommy;8501209]He didn't get his D cut off.

It is all the fun without the possibility of an oops. Sounds pretty stellar to me.

Oh, and nice card![/QUOTE]

Every sperm is sacred! Didn't you know?!

Congrats OP!

IronMonkey415 12-31-2014 09:56 AM

snip snap snip snap - Michael Scott

Samiamryan 12-31-2014 10:14 AM

Karma works both ways!

deathlesswords 12-31-2014 10:25 AM

[QUOTE=IronMonkey415;8501521]snip snap snip snap - Michael Scott[/QUOTE]

Win!! :)!

garrethannah 12-31-2014 10:26 AM

[QUOTE=chipmaster;8501183]Awesome pull man :)! Great timing!

Got snipped myself last year and things couldn't be better with the action :)!

How many kids do you have?[/QUOTE]

I have three kids. 6, 2, and 4 months and thanks for the vote of confidence with the action. haha. I was worried

garrethannah 12-31-2014 10:30 AM

Ok, can anyone guess what the value might be. I can't find anything to compare it with.

garrethannah 12-31-2014 11:28 AM

Or better yet does anyone know if a Gold Prismatic checklist from this product exists?

geezhound 12-31-2014 04:59 PM

That's the best neutering prize I've seen in years.

Verufian 12-31-2014 05:07 PM

[QUOTE=kevinandji;8500851]Ice ice baby....:)! Oh and nice pull...[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure he can't pull on anything for a couple of weeks...

OP, awesome hit at an awesome time!

nvious23 12-31-2014 05:22 PM

Just make sure your shooting blanks it can take a month or more to clear semen laden ejaculate from your system.


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