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Old 12-31-2014, 01:43 AM   #1
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Default Vasectomy MOJO!!!! - DeMarco Murray 1/1

Today was the day I(my wife) decided that I was going to have my dignity taken from me. That's right today was vasectomy day. So since I was getting my boys messed with, I figured I deserved to treat myself to a few boxes to open during my recovery.

First box was a heavily discounted 2011 Leaf Metal Draft Football for $50......

VASECTOMY MOJO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 12-31-2014, 01:48 AM   #2
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Ice ice baby.... Oh and nice pull...
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Old 12-31-2014, 01:50 AM   #3
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Brutal. Your wife stole your man card.
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Old 12-31-2014, 01:51 AM   #4
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How dare she mess with the "little boys"! Who does she think she is?! hahah nice hit!
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Old 12-31-2014, 02:05 AM   #5
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haha. Thanks everyone. I'm having another one scheduled next week and I'm buying a case of Flawless.
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Old 12-31-2014, 02:11 AM   #6
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Reverse it now!
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Old 12-31-2014, 02:12 AM   #7
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This made my day. Nice pull
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Old 12-31-2014, 03:10 AM   #8
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Traded your 2/2 boys for an 1/1 boys ...not bad
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Old 12-31-2014, 04:17 AM   #9
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dont worry it will still work but why are you having another surgery?
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Old 12-31-2014, 04:35 AM   #10
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This made my day. Nice pull
Haha, Thanks... and amazing post with your cards this month. wow!
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Old 12-31-2014, 04:36 AM   #11
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dont worry it will still work but why are you having another surgery?
sorry, i was just kidding. I meant that i was going to have to keep having vasectomies since my luck was so good.
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Old 12-31-2014, 04:37 AM   #12
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Traded your 2/2 boys for an 1/1 boys ...not bad
haha, I'm going to steal this. hilarious
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Old 12-31-2014, 08:06 AM   #13
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Awesome pull man Great timing!

Got snipped myself last year and things couldn't be better with the action

How many kids do you have?
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Old 12-31-2014, 08:18 AM   #14
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Brutal. Your wife stole your man card.
He didn't get his D cut off.

It is all the fun without the possibility of an oops. Sounds pretty stellar to me.

Oh, and nice card!
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Old 12-31-2014, 08:55 AM   #15
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Shooting blanks never felt so good.
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Old 12-31-2014, 09:42 AM   #16
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He didn't get his D cut off.

It is all the fun without the possibility of an oops. Sounds pretty stellar to me.

Oh, and nice card!
Every sperm is sacred! Didn't you know?!

Congrats OP!
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Old 12-31-2014, 09:56 AM   #17
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snip snap snip snap - Michael Scott
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Old 12-31-2014, 10:14 AM   #18
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Karma works both ways!
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Old 12-31-2014, 10:26 AM   #20
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Awesome pull man Great timing!

Got snipped myself last year and things couldn't be better with the action

How many kids do you have?
I have three kids. 6, 2, and 4 months and thanks for the vote of confidence with the action. haha. I was worried
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Old 12-31-2014, 10:30 AM   #21
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Ok, can anyone guess what the value might be. I can't find anything to compare it with.
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Old 12-31-2014, 11:28 AM   #22
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Or better yet does anyone know if a Gold Prismatic checklist from this product exists?
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Old 12-31-2014, 04:59 PM   #23
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That's the best neutering prize I've seen in years.
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Old 12-31-2014, 05:07 PM   #24
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Ice ice baby.... Oh and nice pull...
Pretty sure he can't pull on anything for a couple of weeks...

OP, awesome hit at an awesome time!
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Old 12-31-2014, 05:22 PM   #25
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Just make sure your shooting blanks it can take a month or more to clear semen laden ejaculate from your system.
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