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Forum: BASEBALL 03-12-2021, 02:59 PM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Relativity Number of Earthlings: ...

Relativity

Number of Earthlings: 7,600,000,000
Number of people who like asparagus: 864,000,000
Number of people who voted for a carrot: 74,000,000
Number of people who buy Project 70 cards:...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-12-2021, 02:58 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Waters down the idea but that's awesome for some...

Waters down the idea but that's awesome for some people
Forum: BASEBALL 03-12-2021, 02:33 PM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Nas: Artist Skee: Not an artist Illmatic...

Nas: Artist
Skee: Not an artist

Illmatic LP cover: Art
Skee Paige: Not art

Skee copies the form of the Illmatic artwork.
He completely misses the content.

The whole point of the...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-11-2021, 05:40 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
No way. That racist started the color barrier. ...

No way. That racist started the color barrier. Send him to the Hitler/Stalin punishment room.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-11-2021, 03:47 PM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
for twenty bucks i could go to tijuana get two...

for twenty bucks i could go to tijuana get two margaritas and tickle some tonsils

they worship me in manzanillo cuz i'm the god of acunas

(homage to green insects)
Forum: BASEBALL 03-11-2021, 03:26 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Gibby and Big Six are best buds in heaven. And...

Gibby and Big Six are best buds in heaven. And Gibby don't like it that Six is disrespected. There's gonna be beanballs comin' at ya when you step through the Pearly Gates.

So duck when you get...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-11-2021, 03:15 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Where is Christy F Mathewson? Three...

Where is Christy F Mathewson?

Three shutouts in the 1905 World Series.

No respect.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-11-2021, 11:08 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
YUZU MARGARITA Casamigos Blanco Tequila and...

YUZU MARGARITA

Casamigos Blanco Tequila and Combier Orange Liqueur with organic agave nectar and yuzu sour mix.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-11-2021, 10:35 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
None of today's cards was remotely close to...

None of today's cards was remotely close to passing the three Margarita (happy hour only!) test.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-10-2021, 06:42 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Your card is MOMA worthy and I'm P.O.ed at WMH...

Your card is MOMA worthy and I'm P.O.ed at WMH because I didn't get a copy of it. It's better than anything in P2020.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-10-2021, 05:19 PM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
I spent four hours one Saturday morning in...

I spent four hours one Saturday morning in Bucharest doing my version of the 1956 Clemente. We prepared three silkscreens with the background color... stenciled the bottom ribbon and the I...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-10-2021, 11:08 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
That.

That.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-10-2021, 11:02 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
This could print bigger than some think. First...

This could print bigger than some think. First Cub. Mister Cub. And when the Cubs play in Dodger Stadium there's as many Cub fans as Dodger fans out here.

I grew up in Chicago. It's a Bears...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-10-2021, 10:53 AM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Cubbies > Monsters

Cubbies > Monsters
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 05:11 PM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
One thing I'll agree with the insect on is how...

One thing I'll agree with the insect on is how good Noren's baseball cards are. (I'm not such a fan of all the musicians etc.) He's in Cooperstown along with Tim Carroll and his commissions are...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 05:04 PM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
No I purchased the JK5 and downloaded the Jeter...

No I purchased the JK5 and downloaded the Jeter subway... thus 2 total.

The JK5 is very similar to something I did in high school when I was very high. There was an art fair or something... I...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 03:59 PM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
But only one card was worth having on my laptop. ...

But only one card was worth having on my laptop. My laptop has standards.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 03:51 PM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Colonel Kurtz Cards Number 1 of a Series ...

Colonel Kurtz Cards
Number 1 of a Series

P70 Cards Issued: 45
Kurtz Purchases: 1
Kurtz Digital: 1
Kurtz Totals: 2

Note: It is easy to obtain a P70 Digital Card.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 12:47 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Meanwhile...

INT - TOPP'S HEADQUARTERS - DAY

The CEO is reading a report while seated at desk. His ASSISTANT barges into the office.

Assistant: Chief! Project 70 sales are plummeting!
CEO: Trade Trout...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 12:30 PM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
A NEW SCREENPLAY by Colonel Kurtz

EXT - COLONEL KURTZ PATIO - DAY

COLONEL KURTZ is gazing at his iPad. His WIFE opens the patio door and places a cup of coffee near Kurtz.

Wife: Colonel, how did you like today's cards?...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 12:20 PM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
A literary bloke! Good to see! Huxley bored me...

A literary bloke! Good to see! Huxley bored me but I was ten. I think Conrad is great. His Nostromo is even better than Darkness.

Some days my doors are cleansed
Other days I see really bad...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 11:57 AM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Fun Facts "Collect Them All!" My adjutant...

Fun Facts
"Collect Them All!"

My adjutant has informed me that approximately 1 out of every 3,500,000 people on this planet will buy each of today's POS's.

Hard to believe!
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 11:36 AM
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
PS; I'd like to thank my adjutant for typing...

PS; I'd like to thank my adjutant for typing that.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-09-2021, 11:36 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Ripken: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Ripken: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-08-2021, 05:22 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Definitely. I played Little League baseball on...

Definitely. I played Little League baseball on those fields. And just to the left where the background photo stops was a row of houses and in one the the backyards there was a girl named Karen who...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-08-2021, 11:26 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
2203 2303 2255 1831 Art cards are...

2203
2303
2255
1831

Art cards are over, John. Just wait until people can actually spend their money on going to the ballpark... the movies... travel... (and Acuna will be $10 delivered within...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-06-2021, 11:07 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
He should color his hair to match Ermsy's card

He should color his hair to match Ermsy's card
Forum: BASEBALL 03-06-2021, 10:51 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
CLIFF'S NOTES I sell things in my shop...

CLIFF'S NOTES

I sell things in my shop (wink)
I selected 18 players that Topps has the rights to
Topps selects the order
Topps selected 3 NY/LA people to start my run
There will be more NY/LA...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-05-2021, 11:30 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
You mean the Thiele where Clemente is on his...

You mean the Thiele where Clemente is on his knees worshipping a really large photo of Clemente?

That one? Okay.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-05-2021, 10:29 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Then again, I've been increasing the THC content...

Then again, I've been increasing the THC content recently and thought I saw a monster yesterday.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-05-2021, 10:22 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
This is Thiele's Mona Lisa. It's weird that I...

This is Thiele's Mona Lisa. It's weird that I ranked JK5's Vlad at #4 just behind The Mona Lisa at #3 a few weeks back.

Mona colors: Green, gold, beige, white, blue
Reggie: Ditto

Mona: ...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-05-2021, 09:43 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
PS: This is by far Thiele's finest card because...

PS: This is by far Thiele's finest card because he designed a baseball card instead of a poster.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-05-2021, 09:42 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
I guess Topps took the term 'flyover states'...

I guess Topps took the term 'flyover states' literally.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-05-2021, 08:44 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Harems are cool, too.

Harems are cool, too.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-04-2021, 12:44 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
On OMA After gazing at today’s offering for...

On OMA

After gazing at today’s offering for awhile, there’s a 50% chance today’s OMA card is not only the greatest P2020/P70 card yet but will be the greatest ever.

Yeah, I immediately thought...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-04-2021, 12:20 PM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Well done!:)! And not too far from my actual...

Well done!:)!

And not too far from my actual history.

COLONEL KURTZ RESUME

Age

2.5: Grandpa gave me baseball cards to look at. 1955-56-57 Topps.
4: Saw a Beckett magazine on the...
Forum: BASEBALL 03-04-2021, 11:01 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
PS: Cats has five letters and ends with a y.

PS: Cats has five letters and ends with a y.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-04-2021, 10:39 AM
Replies: 106,064
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Posted By Colonel Kurtz
I was once five. I have a mother. I do like...

I was once five. I have a mother. I do like cats.
Forum: BASEBALL 03-04-2021, 10:27 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
It's about time you realized that!

It's about time you realized that!
Forum: BASEBALL 03-04-2021, 10:20 AM
Replies: 106,064
Views: 5,292,845
Posted By Colonel Kurtz
Garbage Pail Kid? Pass. Mother's Day Card? ...

Garbage Pail Kid? Pass.
Mother's Day Card? Pass.
WTF? Pass.

I'm not a five year old kid. Not a mother. Not a vagina?
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