Evan Mathis Trimming Anything and Everything to Sell via Probstein, PWCC, & COMC - Page 18

KhalDrogo · 12-21-2019, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pip

Yes. The stigma of bring a prolific, card-trimming, petty thief is going to be with Evan Mathis forever. If the MSM picks up the story, it will gravely affect his reputation. He'll be the laughingstock of NFL alumni and when he goes to all his poker tournaments, competitors will laugh at him too.

He better hope he doesn't end up on tv in one of those exposé programs.

Trust me. He cares.

He’s lucky he has Clinton Portis and Joe Horn taking some attention away right now. This is a more interesting story though.

HarryLime · 12-21-2019, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pip

Yes. The stigma of bring a prolific, card-trimming, petty thief is going to be with Evan Mathis forever. If the MSM picks up the story, it will gravely affect his reputation. He'll be the laughingstock of NFL alumni and when he goes to all his poker tournaments, competitors will laugh at him too.

He better hope he doesn't end up on tv in one of those exposé programs.

Trust me. He cares.

You foresee a lot of those poker dudes laughing at Evan to his face? Is there someplace I can put money down on this?

Arthur

silverandblack · 12-21-2019, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryLime

You foresee a lot of those poker dudes laughing at Evan to his face? Is there someplace I can put money down on this?

Arthur

If you know professional poker players you wouldn’t even question it, those guys have some of the biggest egos of any group of people I’ve ever met. I mean what would he really do about it anyway?

unclemonkey · 12-21-2019, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryLime

You foresee a lot of those poker dudes laughing at Evan to his face? Is there someplace I can put money down on this?

Arthur

If he were at my table, I would call his ass out in the right situation.

What is he going to do?

Poker is as much a mental game.

Granted unlikely because I only play random small buyins around Cherokee and Florida

pip · 12-21-2019, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryLime

You foresee a lot of those poker dudes laughing at Evan to his face? Is there someplace I can put money down on this?

Arthur

Right. Evan is going to start beating up competitors who make snide comments to him at major tournaments. Good thinking.

ClipsandVols · 12-21-2019, 02:12 PM

Didn't expect this.

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rman112 · 12-21-2019, 02:17 PM

Not too surprising..

KhalDrogo · 12-21-2019, 02:19 PM

Sounds about right!

Adubbs111 · 12-21-2019, 02:26 PM

Classic coping mechanism. He’s guilty as sin

dizzydolse · 12-21-2019, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ClipsandVols

Didn't expect this.

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Bold strategy Cotton. Man, his troll skills are next level.

imbluestreak23 · 12-21-2019, 02:30 PM

Bros PSA needs to catch this shish so the legit stuff will become more rare (by default) making real stuff more desirable.

Fu** you card cutting POSs

Edit: ESPECIALLY if your a former professional athlete who shits stacks of green paper

xbignick · 12-21-2019, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzydolse

Bold strategy Cotton. Man, his troll skills are next level.

This isn't trolling; this is being an idiot. I don't see anyone being baited, OP still stands and the facts proposed haven't been opposed.

ThoseBackPages · 12-21-2019, 02:42 PM

"what is trimming" was the first response to his tweet lol

MoreToppsPlease · 12-21-2019, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ThoseBackPages

"what is trimming" was the first response to his tweet lol

Music to Moser’s (and Mathis’) ears.

HarryLime · 12-21-2019, 02:55 PM

Okay, I take it back. All you guys lobbing insults at him are destroying his entire sense of self. Dude played O-line on SB winning team but 30 dudes that don't have the sack to put their real name next to heir comments are breaking him down mentally. Congrats! You did it! He's a shell of the man he once was! Probably going to spend the next month in a bathrobe on his couch watching Magnum P.I. reruns and yelling for the pizza guy to just let himself in so he doesn't have to get up.

Actually, that sounds like a good time. But anyway, you have all won. Everyone in the NFL definitely is going to 1. hear about this, 2. understand more than 15% of it, 3. give a flying eggroll about it at, and then 4. shun him from whatever NFL activities he normally would have taken a part in due to spending years building trust and brotherhood through teamwork, success, and failure together, forming everlasting bonds with teammates.

But "I heard you cut a baseball card?" is going to bring everything down to his knees. OJ got acquitted. Nobody gonna give a dried snot rag about trimmed baseball cards.

Arthur

pip · 12-21-2019, 02:55 PM

I sense a new wikipedia entry is coming soon.

pip · 12-21-2019, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryLime

Okay, I take it back. All you guys lobbing insults at him are destroying his entire sense of self. Dude played O-line on SB winning team but 30 dudes that don't have the sack to put their real name next to heir comments are breaking him down mentally. Congrats! You did it! He's a shell of the man he once was! Probably going to spend the next month in a bathrobe on his couch watching Magnum P.I. reruns and yelling for the pizza guy to just let himself in so he doesn't have to get up.

Actually, that sounds like a good time. But anyway, you have all won. Everyone in the NFL definitely is going to 1. hear about this, 2. understand more than 15% of it, 3. give a flying eggroll about it at, and then 4. shun him from whatever NFL activities he normally would have taken a part in due to spending years building trust and brotherhood through teamwork, success, and failure together, forming everlasting bonds with teammates.

But "I heard you cut a baseball card?" is going to bring everything down to his knees. OJ got acquitted. Nobody gonna give a dried snot rag about trimmed baseball cards.

Arthur

This thing is just starting. We're far from done.

Do you usually strain yourself this way justifying criminal activity.

ThoseBackPages · 12-21-2019, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pip

This thing is just starting. We're far from done.

Do you usually strain yourself this way justifying criminal activity.

KhalDrogo · 12-21-2019, 02:59 PM

Good to see Arthur is still white knighting. He’s just like that doofus Adam.

pip · 12-21-2019, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ThoseBackPages

Not me specifically. Think of it in a pejorative sense.

ThoseBackPages · 12-21-2019, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pip

Not me specifically. Think of it in a pejorative sense.

ahhhh. thought you were joining BODA!

rman112 · 12-21-2019, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryLime

Okay, I take it back. All you guys lobbing insults at him are destroying his entire sense of self. Dude played O-line on SB winning team but 30 dudes that don't have the sack to put their real name next to heir comments are breaking him down mentally. Congrats! You did it! He's a shell of the man he once was! Probably going to spend the next month in a bathrobe on his couch watching Magnum P.I. reruns and yelling for the pizza guy to just let himself in so he doesn't have to get up.

Actually, that sounds like a good time. But anyway, you have all won. Everyone in the NFL definitely is going to 1. hear about this, 2. understand more than 15% of it, 3. give a flying eggroll about it at, and then 4. shun him from whatever NFL activities he normally would have taken a part in due to spending years building trust and brotherhood through teamwork, success, and failure together, forming everlasting bonds with teammates.

But "I heard you cut a baseball card?" is going to bring everything down to his knees. OJ got acquitted. Nobody gonna give a dried snot rag about trimmed baseball cards.

Arthur

Do you agree on feeling shame for wrongdoing?

dizzydolse · 12-21-2019, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryLime

Okay, I take it back. All you guys lobbing insults at him are destroying his entire sense of self. Dude played O-line on SB winning team but 30 dudes that don't have the sack to put their real name next to heir comments are breaking him down mentally. Congrats! You did it! He's a shell of the man he once was! Probably going to spend the next month in a bathrobe on his couch watching Magnum P.I. reruns and yelling for the pizza guy to just let himself in so he doesn't have to get up.

Actually, that sounds like a good time. But anyway, you have all won. Everyone in the NFL definitely is going to 1. hear about this, 2. understand more than 15% of it, 3. give a flying eggroll about it at, and then 4. shun him from whatever NFL activities he normally would have taken a part in due to spending years building trust and brotherhood through teamwork, success, and failure together, forming everlasting bonds with teammates.

But "I heard you cut a baseball card?" is going to bring everything down to his knees. OJ got acquitted. Nobody gonna give a dried snot rag about trimmed baseball cards.

Arthur

LEAVE EVAN ALONE!!!

unclemonkey · 12-21-2019, 03:10 PM

Hey... I just tweeted/retweeted for the first time!

It felt so ballzy!

Soxfanguy · 12-21-2019, 03:16 PM

21.1 million dollar career earnings

Man football players get paid nothing

21 million to get CTE seems like a bad deal

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KhalDrogo Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 41,524	Good to see Arthur is still white knighting. He’s just like that doofus Adam. __________________ I love PSA!

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Adubbs111 Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 195	Classic coping mechanism. He’s guilty as sin

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HarryLime Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Spaceball 1 Posts: 4,795	Okay, I take it back. All you guys lobbing insults at him are destroying his entire sense of self. Dude played O-line on SB winning team but 30 dudes that don't have the sack to put their real name next to heir comments are breaking him down mentally. Congrats! You did it! He's a shell of the man he once was! Probably going to spend the next month in a bathrobe on his couch watching Magnum P.I. reruns and yelling for the pizza guy to just let himself in so he doesn't have to get up. Actually, that sounds like a good time. But anyway, you have all won. Everyone in the NFL definitely is going to 1. hear about this, 2. understand more than 15% of it, 3. give a flying eggroll about it at, and then 4. shun him from whatever NFL activities he normally would have taken a part in due to spending years building trust and brotherhood through teamwork, success, and failure together, forming everlasting bonds with teammates. But "I heard you cut a baseball card?" is going to bring everything down to his knees. OJ got acquitted. Nobody gonna give a dried snot rag about trimmed baseball cards. Arthur

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pip Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: French underground Posts: 4,009	I sense a new wikipedia entry is coming soon.

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unclemonkey Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 4,989	Hey... I just tweeted/retweeted for the first time! It felt so ballzy!

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