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Old 06-28-2015, 07:39 PM   #1
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Urban Dictionary: Addison

Addison

A masculine name. Yeah, that's right, it's a guy's name. In recent times, it has become more popular as a girl's name. However, it literally means in Old English, "Adam's son". Joke's on them for whomever mocks a guy named Addison.

Girl named Addison: "Hahaha, you have a girl's name."
Addison: "Bitch, go look up what it means."
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:42 PM   #2
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A hotbox is an air-tight room or vehicle that contains one or more pot-smokers smoking one or more joints. The exhaled smoke and the smoke coming from the joint, unable to escape, circulates and thus is breathed in and is not wasted. Smokers in a hotbox may find themselves totally #@#@#@#@ed beyond the point of speech after about 30 minutes. Hotboxing is an event that requires some amount of planning, but ensures optimal weed usage.
Guy 1: "Dude, my parents are on hliday and we're gonna hotbox my bathroom!!"
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:42 PM   #3
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My name is Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

I'll take it.
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:43 PM   #4
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William:

The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:47 PM   #5
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sonny:

To literally beat the #@#@#@#@ out of someone. Especially to one who really is testing your patience. The beating is similar to what carlo received from sonny in the movie The Godfather.
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:48 PM   #6
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Lucas:

"Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.

Fly as a motha-f***a.

Kid: Wow, he's such a Lucas.
Other Kid: I know right?
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:51 PM   #7
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A fat (presumably) Canadian with a gross left foot, who does nothing but sit at his computer and post random crap all day on a forum about "guns".
"They see me rollin', they hatin'"-Westicle
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"I like boobies!"-Westicle
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Hmmm, fairly spot on I'd suppose. Cept this ain't no gun forum...well, normally it ain't.

And I'm certainly not Canadian. And it's my right foot that's fudged up...
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:52 PM   #8
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So true:

"thommy"

a really hot guy who goes to owen and is 16, almost 17, whose birthday is April 5th. And he just happens to be dating Barbie. He works at abercrombie and he drives a very cool car.
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Old 06-28-2015, 07:56 PM   #9
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:03 PM   #10
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My name is Eric.....

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that b____ is fine!
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:05 PM   #11
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-Shawn
A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing!

"Damn look at Shawn, too bad hes taken"

Ummm.....I think that website is broken!!! Lol.
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:05 PM   #12
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My name is Eric.....

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that b____ is fine!
I prefer this:

A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:07 PM   #13
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Seth......

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Seth is the person who is one of the craziest, happy, smart, and amazing guy you will ever meet. With just a few words and a couple of funny jokes, Seth will make you feel very good about yourself,no matter what kind of day you are having.
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:16 PM   #14
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WHOA! Keep scrolling down.... lol

All spot on!

Urban Dictionary: Giovanni

"Usually the name of someone sexual gifted or very easy to get off too"
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:20 PM   #15
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WHOA! Keep scrolling down.... lol

All spot on!

Urban Dictionary: Giovanni

"Usually the name of someone sexual gifted or very easy to get off too"
Yep, spot on...

a sub teacher that lives with his mom and plays xbox all day, and comb his arm hair. and maybe back hair. don't know and don't want to noe.

giovanni lets play xbox. no i cant cuz i got to try to get hair on my bald spot nd comb my arm hair



An ugly little *****. Buys expensive things and doesn't take care of them. He acts all tough because he cusses 24/7 but all he does is cry and grab other men's testicles. he has huge eyes that can probably see the underwear underneath your clothes. He also has a squeaky voice that you would mistake for Mickey ******* Mouse.

"wow that ***** is a ****!"
"Yeah! Such a Giovanni!"
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:22 PM   #16
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Only the GOOD ones are spot on....

I didn't read all the way through. But the ones I did all checked out
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:24 PM   #17
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If you want a good laugh, look up s**t and read all the different types of s**ts.
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:40 PM   #18
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All spot on!

Urban Dictionary: Giovanni

"Usually the name of someone sexual gifted or very easy to get off too"
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A mysterious guy that is always quiet and usually goes alone. This name is given to people of Italian or Hispanic decent. His past always hunts him. he is very hard to find disappears easily, can be found in harsh climates. His soul is corrupted.He doesn't trust many people once you get to know him he is caring, sweet, and cute. His laugh brings joy to you in an instant and you'll find yourself lost. He will go through all heights just to see a smile on the one he loves. Through ups and downs he stays till the end to wipe away your tears. Because of his big heart he tends to get hurt if he is not shown the same amount of love he shows to you. Don't ever take this boy for granted, he's worth more then all the money in the world. You will never regret meeting this boy. He usually has lots of enemies and is driven towards revenge he will brake all his rules.
How's this one weigh out???
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:42 PM   #19
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VO

body odor of the vagina

as in BO
damn thats girls got some serious VO

What is the point of going on living if that is what I am.
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:47 PM   #20
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Dan Shakespeare means FREE ____________ all night long.
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:48 PM   #21
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Marcus
Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him.
"Damn girl, he's perfect, you got yourself a marcus!"
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An amazing get going girl. She is always up for anything! She is out looking for a good time. Very fun, energetic, hard working, GORGEOUS GIRL. She is intelligent, has loads of common sense and is good at anything she does! ANYTHING! Great friend has your back she is a lover, not a fighter. She is definitely someone you want to know!
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Old 06-28-2015, 08:50 PM   #23
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freeloader
Someone who sits around and dosen't work and mooches off their family and steals all their moms hard earned money to do nothing all day and contribute #@#@#@#@ to society. Someone who is a waste of air and takes up valuable space on the planet earth.
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I hope this doesn't turn into a Lemonparty.
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