Cops: Woman On LSD Crashed Car, Got Naked, Ran Near Kids' Softball Game

groundsupport · 07-21-2015, 01:47 PM

[img]Nevada County, Cali. police arrested a 26-year-old woman Friday night after she allegedly crashed her vehicle, stripped naked, and ran around a field near children from a Christian youth camp playing softball.

According to The Union, Abigail Ralph’s car went off the road when she missed a turn:

The vehicle ran off the roadway and flipped over into an embankment. Ralph then reportedly exited the vehicle, took her clothes off and was observed running naked “in a state of hysteria,” at a nearby field where children from a Christian youth camp were playing softball.

Ralph was booked Saturday on charges of felony DUI resulting in bodily injury, and driving without a valid license. When police arrested her, Ralph allegedly said she had taken acid earlier in the day, and told California Highway Patrol Officer Shane Borba that she was from New Jersey.

Another woman was in the car with Ralph when she crashed; the unnamed passenger was taken to a hospital with a possible concussion.

Cops: Woman On LSD Crashed Car, Got Naked, Ran Near Kids' Softball Game
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Boo · 07-21-2015, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by groundsupport

[img]Nevada County, Cali. police arrested a 26-year-old woman Friday night after she allegedly crashed her vehicle, stripped naked, and ran around a field near children from a Christian youth camp playing softball.

According to The Union, Abigail Ralph’s car went off the road when she missed a turn:

The vehicle ran off the roadway and flipped over into an embankment. Ralph then reportedly exited the vehicle, took her clothes off and was observed running naked “in a state of hysteria,” at a nearby field where children from a Christian youth camp were playing softball.

Ralph was booked Saturday on charges of felony DUI resulting in bodily injury, and driving without a valid license. When police arrested her, Ralph allegedly said she had taken acid earlier in the day, and told California Highway Patrol Officer Shane Borba that she was from New Jersey.

Another woman was in the car with Ralph when she crashed; the unnamed passenger was taken to a hospital with a possible concussion.

Cops: Woman On LSD Crashed Car, Got Naked, Ran Near Kids' Softball Game
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Why don't these chicks ever have makeup on? D2R would still hit it but that's not saying much, he'd hit Nell Carter if she was still alive.

ajlaxmn · 07-21-2015, 01:55 PM

The title of this thread sounds like a screwed up ad lib game.

death2redemptions · 07-21-2015, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

Why don't these chicks ever have makeup on? D2R would still hit it but that's not saying much, he'd hit Nell Carter if she was still alive.

Who says she has to be alive?

EB31 · 07-21-2015, 02:03 PM

The pic answered my only question.

byronscott4ever · 07-21-2015, 02:22 PM

Those would have been some good camp letters home...

StraWMyerS · 07-21-2015, 02:26 PM

IndySportsCards · 07-21-2015, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

Why don't these chicks ever have makeup on? D2R would still hit it but that's not saying much, he'd hit Nell Carter if she was still alive.

99% of our audience just googled "Who the hell is Nell Carter?"

ssbledsoe · 07-21-2015, 02:50 PM

TLDR

I'd spear her with my meat sword

glen87 · 07-21-2015, 04:51 PM

ilovethelakings · 07-21-2015, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by IndySportsCards

99% of our audience just googled "Who the hell is Nell Carter?"

I'm a 1%-er. I feel so special

glen87 · 07-21-2015, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

I'm a 1%-er. I feel so special

you have earned the right to wear this then....

nabzy28 · 07-21-2015, 07:59 PM

She looks like she's still wondering what, exactly, she did wrong.

natbornkiller · 07-21-2015, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

Why don't these chicks ever have makeup on? D2R would still hit it but that's not saying much, he'd hit Nell Carter if she was still alive.

she died ?

37Jetson · 07-21-2015, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by IndySportsCards

99% of our audience just googled "Who the hell is Nell Carter?"

Gimme Break.

37Jetson · 07-21-2015, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

I'm a 1%-er. I feel so special

You should also be feeling special since it is your BIRTHDAY!

Original Boski · 07-21-2015, 08:12 PM

Sometimes you have to party naked.

preakness · 07-21-2015, 08:32 PM

Nell carter

Bea Arthur

Ann b Davis

Fat broad from
What's happening

All sexy

LRV · 07-21-2015, 08:51 PM

The children from the Christian youth camp will all need therapy now and their parents will sue everyone in sight for the trauma the kids have gone through seeing this event..

LRV · 07-21-2015, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by preakness

Fat broad from
What's happening

Shirley.... You know Rerun hit it

Boo · 07-22-2015, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by preakness

Nell carter

Bea Arthur

Ann b Davis

Fat broad from
What's happening

All sexy

I was going to say Bea Arthur but went with Nell instead.

preakness · 07-22-2015, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Boo

I was going to say Bea Arthur but went with Nell instead.

couldn't go wrong with anyone on that list (Bea Arthur, Nell carter, What's happening Shirley, Ann B Davis Alice Brady Bunch..........heck even the fat one Mindy Cohen from Facts of Life)

Kosmo Kards · 07-22-2015, 08:22 AM

Looks like D2R found himself a new woman.

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groundsupport Banned Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Michigan Posts: 16,234 groundsupportse	Cops: Woman On LSD Crashed Car, Got Naked, Ran Near Kids' Softball Game [img]Nevada County, Cali. police arrested a 26-year-old woman Friday night after she allegedly crashed her vehicle, stripped naked, and ran around a field near children from a Christian youth camp playing softball. According to The Union, Abigail Ralph’s car went off the road when she missed a turn: The vehicle ran off the roadway and flipped over into an embankment. Ralph then reportedly exited the vehicle, took her clothes off and was observed running naked “in a state of hysteria,” at a nearby field where children from a Christian youth camp were playing softball. Ralph was booked Saturday on charges of felony DUI resulting in bodily injury, and driving without a valid license. When police arrested her, Ralph allegedly said she had taken acid earlier in the day, and told California Highway Patrol Officer Shane Borba that she was from New Jersey. Another woman was in the car with Ralph when she crashed; the unnamed passenger was taken to a hospital with a possible concussion. Cops: Woman On LSD Crashed Car, Got Naked, Ran Near Kids' Softball Game [/img]

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