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Forum: BASKETBALL Today, 12:51 AM
Replies: 11,307
Views: 1,245,662
Posted By ninjacookies
His legend shall be forever tattooed on the...

His legend shall be forever tattooed on the annals (pause) of time. How many kids will even remember or care about Jaylen Johnson in 50 years?

His postcareer xxx/podcasting/Food Network hosting...
Forum: BASKETBALL Yesterday, 11:24 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
They need to revisit that JJJ DPOY crowning and...

They need to revisit that JJJ DPOY crowning and file a formal investigation.


How did he go from a lockdown paint monster into Patrick Williams minus the weird cornrow crop circle?
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-03-2025, 01:21 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Ice bucket challenge in FTMerchant's veins. ...

Ice bucket challenge in FTMerchant's veins.

ez.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-03-2025, 01:10 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Wrong state. But I'm all for it.

Wrong state. But I'm all for it.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-03-2025, 12:50 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
JD Vance takeover. Kid's got moxie.

JD Vance takeover.


Kid's got moxie.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 11:56 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Love how Daigneault's purposely using GS as a...

Love how Daigneault's purposely using GS as a testbed labrat for JDub to get his confidence back.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/b5/85/e6b585c78daa12dc993b7eca0dc335c6.gif
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 11:32 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
https://i.imgur.com/2cYJsN5.gif It be like...

https://i.imgur.com/2cYJsN5.gif

It be like that sometimes.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 11:08 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 12,361
Posted By ninjacookies
These threads tend to age better than Betty...

These threads tend to age better than Betty White.

BO forever speaking things into existence.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 11:02 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
And today was yet another example of why I...

And today was yet another example of why I continue to have distrust in the Nix organization.

8 Mile in 4.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 11:00 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
OKC can keep winning with anyone else sidelined...

OKC can keep winning with anyone else sidelined save for FTMVP. He goes down and the caboose stops.

Otherwise, bidniss as usual. He's simultaneously their floor and their ceiling.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 10:58 PM
Replies: 11,307
Views: 1,245,662
Posted By ninjacookies
This mf a known habitual ER line stepper. ...

This mf a known habitual ER line stepper.

But a confirmed abductor?

Hopefully he has his reasons.


https://media.tenor.com/QiL3gqbDwYkAAAAM/food-kidnap.gif
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 12:16 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Suns look like they could be headed in the same...

Suns look like they could be headed in the same trajectory as last year. Without the overpriced brand names and now with defensive capabilities.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-02-2025, 12:06 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Don't think anyone saw it coming. Not a great 3...

Don't think anyone saw it coming. Not a great 3 point shooter, but if he can get you off that first step he's money at the rim.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-01-2025, 10:35 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 983
Posted By ninjacookies
I'd personally sell this season. JJ is the clear...

I'd personally sell this season. JJ is the clear cut alpha of that team and possibly the best forward in the east presently. And Trae still yet to return.

Zach simply does not have any...
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-01-2025, 10:30 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Utah's been competitive all year. Keyonte with...

Utah's been competitive all year. Keyonte with the astronomical leap and Ace, while not a superstar in the making, is not nearly as bad as people made him out to be.

Feels like they're a Svi...
Forum: FOOTBALL 12-01-2025, 01:24 AM
Replies: 572
Views: 13,595
Posted By ninjacookies
Everyone's been wrong in this thread at every...

Everyone's been wrong in this thread at every turn. Except the Maye guys.

But Bahstun fans will indiscriminately stan over any local prospect, so there's that.
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-01-2025, 12:48 AM
Replies: 11,307
Views: 1,245,662
Posted By ninjacookies
Whole squad's insanely basura. Fears is a...

Whole squad's insanely basura. Fears is a dribble happy bad shot taking Dennis Smith Jr youtuber cosplaying as an NBA pg.

And now we get to add airball poole party to the chex mix.

...
Forum: FOOTBALL 12-01-2025, 12:39 AM
Replies: 834
Views: 8,919
Posted By ninjacookies
Whenever I'm feeling under the weather about...

Whenever I'm feeling under the weather about being a Cowgirls stan, I just sit and think about Washingtonians.

Honestly don't know what they've done to deserve this for decades.
Forum: FOOTBALL 12-01-2025, 12:30 AM
Replies: 572
Views: 13,595
Posted By ninjacookies
Bryce Yung HODLers eating better than JA/Mahomies...

Bryce Yung HODLers eating better than JA/Mahomies hedge fund managers this Xmas.

Wild times, mane.


Maye's got this if he pulls out the dub. Then next week someone new will have it in the...
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-01-2025, 12:27 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,456
Posted By ninjacookies
Had 60 Firefox tabs open with my stack of Target...

Had 60 Firefox tabs open with my stack of Target VCC's ready but immediately backed out once I saw realized Ebay prices.

Rather take my chances on bootlegged Chrome Hearts belly rings. ...
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-01-2025, 12:18 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 584
Posted By ninjacookies
Algea cuticles really seals it. ...

Algea cuticles really seals it.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~-IAAeSwWNRpDUUA/s-l1600.webp

Galaxy S23 d1ck print was the Flawless Fatality.



Dude's definitely FOTL when it comes to...
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-01-2025, 12:09 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
OKC is truly allergic to the L. Shay Shay with...

OKC is truly allergic to the L. Shay Shay with the lethargic first halves recently. But we already know. Death, taxes, _____....

Keegan's a future 1st team all-defensive mogger. Basically...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-29-2025, 12:33 AM
Replies: 11,307
Views: 1,245,662
Posted By ninjacookies
https://media1.tenor.com/m/KispN1BdgS0AAAAd/ace-ve...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KispN1BdgS0AAAAd/ace-ventura-who-is-that.gif

Sounds like another dei hire. Does he also play lacrosse?


Just HODL at this point. Missi Elliot back in the starting...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-29-2025, 12:30 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Clips ran off the floor by Edey & the chipmunks. ...

Clips ran off the floor by Edey & the chipmunks.

When will they finally blow it up. Strip Club Patron's been their sole shining spot this year.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-27-2025, 01:39 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Unfortunately for them Podz is trash as a pg and...

Unfortunately for them Podz is trash as a pg and Spencer is way too small to maintain spot fill starter minutes. Fortunately for them Kuminga's due back soon. But yeah, they're a play-in team...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-27-2025, 12:49 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
True. But considering how many years he may have...

True. But considering how many years he may have left, it's always better when you have Steph to watch on an evening slate.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-27-2025, 12:40 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Steph looks like he's trying to play through...

Steph looks like he's trying to play through something serious. Not good for GS.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 11:18 PM
Replies: 11,307
Views: 1,245,662
Posted By ninjacookies
Missi Elliott headed back to the starting lineup....

Missi Elliott headed back to the starting lineup. Dairy Queen's a great passer, but his rebounding and rim protection are nada.

Team still blows large chunks. Zero evolution in Oprah's game 3...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 11:12 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
T'hell ya'll do to my precious Areola? ...

T'hell ya'll do to my precious Areola?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_fXUdGLvnb8AAAAd/angry-dont-say-my-name.gif

Still Himfredo. Those IST lights (and court) became a bit too bright.


Cute...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 03:35 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Yeah Reggie's off that bolivian marching powder...

Yeah Reggie's off that bolivian marching powder with that one.

I don't think Kon can even come close to approaching Steph's sheer volume that year. Over 12 attempts a game is something only...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 02:18 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
You're right. Looks like it's Keegan with 206. ...

You're right. Looks like it's Keegan with 206. For some reason I always think that guy's been in the league forever.


Kon's still way ahead of pace. And I think he'll get there quite easily...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 01:34 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Hayes caught a flashback and started giving Dunn...

Hayes caught a flashback and started giving Dunn that ex-gf work.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 01:29 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Ever so slightly possible only due to Cup point...

Ever so slightly possible only due to Cup point differential considerations. But he almost always ends up around 45.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 12:25 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
It's wild we've become so desensitized to Lulu 30...

It's wild we've become so desensitized to Lulu 30 point first halves.

Because we know he'll eventually end with 40-45.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-26-2025, 12:23 AM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
63 through 17. Just needs 104 more the remaining...

63 through 17. Just needs 104 more the remaining 65. Minutes seem blowout proof.

Reggie conceding to basic mathematical projection hypotheses. As a real one should.

Knipple is himmy. The...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-25-2025, 11:00 PM
Replies: 743
Views: 44,840
Posted By ninjacookies
Ya'll finna make a catastrophic life decision...

Ya'll finna make a catastrophic life decision reneging those pallets of value hangers now that Gentrified Tatum, Knipple Flash, and Big Kalk are coming into generational form.

Just remember how...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-25-2025, 10:51 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 290
Posted By ninjacookies
Sarr is the Temu Wemby. Ware's never going to be...

Sarr is the Temu Wemby. Ware's never going to be a distributing point-center hub, ball handler, or fluid 3 level scorer. He's also not great defending outside the paint.


Ware comps out more...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-25-2025, 08:20 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 25,321
Posted By ninjacookies
Old men yelling at overpriced AI generated...

Old men yelling at overpriced AI generated clouds.


None of this matters to the residents of Blowoutville. The scam was easily identified on the first 2 pages. The rest was just radio static...
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-25-2025, 08:08 PM
Replies: 11,307
Views: 1,245,662
Posted By ninjacookies
The 4 quarters Missi Elliott decided to give a...

The 4 quarters Missi Elliott decided to give a damn.

Would be nice if he kept that same energy.
Forum: BASKETBALL 11-25-2025, 07:58 PM
Replies: 825
Views: 20,072
Posted By ninjacookies
Keegan Murray needs to enter MVP discussions. ...

Keegan Murray needs to enter MVP discussions.

Comes back and Sac suddenly becomes competitive and compiles a win streak.


If the Hawnks get dropped by Kispert & The Chipmunks tn, there must be...
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